Chapter 174: Bai Zhantang (2-in-1)

"Where did you hear that? I'm just a runaway, and stealing saints has nothing to do with me. Listening to Jiao Wen's words, Bai Zhantang's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly defended.

"Oh, don't defend yourself, which one of the runners has such good skills as you?" Jiao Wen continued.

"You don't understand this, I'm not good at this, our side, the people who run the hall are basically like this, you say that the people who run the hall are not fast, how to greet good guests, right?" Bai Zhantang opened his mouth and said a bunch of nonsense, if everyone who ran the hall really had his skills, then the world of martial arts was really unprovoked.

"Okay, okay, you're reasonable, okay? What do you say about the point? It's impossible for every runner to have a hand, exquisite acupoint skills. Jiao Wen continued.

"Points? Who told you that I would point to the acupuncture? Bai Zhantang pretended to be very innocent and said.

"As far as the person you ordered last time, he is my colleague, as for our work, in words you can understand, it is to arrest the murderer, which can be regarded as a quick catch." Jiao Wen thought for a while and said to Bai Zhantang.

After listening to Jiao Wen's profession, Bai Zhantang's face directly turned snow-white, and he said to him tremblingly, "My lord, I don't dare anymore, I also accidentally grew on a thief ship, for so many years, no matter how hard my life is, I have never complained about the government, and I have never complained about the society, so forgive me this time if you have a lot." ”

Jiao Wen looked at him, his face suddenly changed, and he really felt like laughing, Bai Zhantang really deserved to be Bai Zhantang, when he heard the word "catch fast", his legs immediately became weak, and he couldn't run.

"Don't be nervous, I just wanted to ask you a few questions, and I didn't mean to arrest you." Jiao Wen said soothingly.

"You ask, you ask, I must know everything, and I will say everything." Bai Zhantang said with a shy face.

"First question, how did you get here? The distance between here and Seven Heroes Town is not half a point. Jiao Wen asked.

"Well, according to my guess, I should have been brought here by Simon Blowing Snow." Seeing that Jiao Wen really seemed to be only about to ask him a few questions, Bai Zhantang also relaxed.

"Simon blowing snow?" Jiao Wen said suspiciously, thinking to himself, could it be that the world is also a comprehensive type of time?

"That's right, I think back then, when Ye Gucheng and Ximen Blowing Snow duel, there was a duel in the sky, three thunderbolts flashed, and Ye Gucheng died of anger, and he couldn't find a single scar on his body, it was the legendary flying immortal outside the sky." Bai Zhantang said to Jiao Wenpu with a look that you didn't even know about this matter.

Jiao Wen's face twitched, how did he feel that there was something wrong with everything except that the name of the person was not wrong? According to reason, shouldn't it be Ye Gucheng who won at the beginning? "What? May I ask, then, how did you know for sure that your coming here had something to do with Simon blowing snow? ”

"I'll tell you that this is the case, I was drinking with a brother that day, and then suddenly someone came into the store to look for him, and pulled him out I don't know what to say, I watched it for a long time, and he didn't come in yet, so I went out to look for him, and at this time there were three thunderbolts in the sky, and then I came here." Bai Zhantang shrugged his shoulders and said, "This is exactly the same scene as when they duel, so that person must be Ximen Fuxue." ”

After listening to what he said, Jiao Wen thought about it, and there really seemed to be an episode in his memory, that man should be a guest called Time Travel Agency, and in the end, it seemed that he was taken away by the Time and Space Administration because of changing the course of history.

"What, put this question aside, the second question, I heard that there was a man on the eleventh floor who lost a gold ring, you stole it." Jiao Wen said to Bai Zhantang, after all, such nonsense and stealing, normal thieves really can't do it.

"No~" Bai Zhantang still wanted to quibble.

"Huh?" Jiao Wen looked at him with suspicion.

"Okay, okay, I did that thing, but it can't be called stealing, I just borrowed it for two days, oh, you see it's not here, it's just forgotten." Bai Zhantang took out the gold ring from his arms and said to Jiao Wen.

"Okay, you've passed this question, by the way, remember to return this gold ring tomorrow." Jiao Wen continued.

"No problem, I'll definitely go back tomorrow." Bai Zhantang wiped his sweat and passed another level.

"Next question, why are you going to point out the guy who caught you...... Uh, no, you're trying to escape, what, why were you found out by him? Halfway through the question, Jiao Wen suddenly felt that he was quite stupid, and quickly changed the question.

"It's not all my fault, since I came to this ghost place, you don't know, I haven't eaten a meal, I occasionally see a few familiar words, I don't know what people say when I walk into the house, I can't understand a word." Bai Zhantang said and said that the grievances came to his heart, am I easy, I am a runner in Qixia Town, although I can't eat well or sleep well, but at least I eat enough, and I eat so well, it's like in this ghost place, he hasn't eaten for more than a day.

Bai Zhantang slowed down, calmed down his emotions, and then continued, "That day, I finally stole it, oh no, I took a basket of steamed buns, and that colleague of yours was eyeing me." ”

Speaking of this, Bai Zhantang's emotions became excited again, "You say, originally he was eyeing me, he was eyeing me, for so many years, I haven't been hunted down, but as soon as he came up, he knocked over the cage drawer where I only ate one bun to the ground, I couldn't bear it, so I gave him a finger casually, but I didn't have a heavy order, and someone with a little internal force would be untied in half an hour." ”

Jiao Wen looked at him and laughed dryly, that colleague was also unlucky, if it weren't for Bai Zhantang being half hungry at the time, and he also got rid of Bai Zhantang's food, maybe at this time, Bai Zhantang would have been arrested and imprisoned because of his cowardly nature.

"That, Lao Bai, that's the case, my home is not far from here, you don't know the place well, do you want to go to my house for two days first, and then see if you have a chance to go back to Qixia Town." Jiao Wen sent an invitation to Bai Zhantang.

"Do you have anything to eat?" Bai Zhantang asked pitifully.

"Don't worry, you can just eat later, you will definitely be full, and the two of us can drink two cups together." Jiao Wen looked at him like that and said.

"That's a good feeling, let's go quickly, where is your home?" Bai Zhantang was a little impatient.

"Don't worry, I always feel like I've forgotten something." Jiao Wen stood in place, frowning and thinking.

"Oh, don't think about it, the things you can forget are not important." Bai Zhantang said anxiously to Jiao Wen.

"That's right, then you follow me." After speaking, Jiao Wen took the lead and led the way in front.

At the same time, in the West Wine House, several drunken men were a little sober after being poured a few cups of strong tea by the boss, and then looked at the bill presented by the store and wanted to cry a little without tears, thinking about Jiao Wen's appearance in his heart, and said viciously, this kid is waiting for me!

Then a few people got together, settled the bill, and then went home with their own support.

And Jiao Wen, who arrived at home, was too lazy to cook so late, so he directly got a table of instant food, such as duck neck, chicken wings, chicken legs, and all kinds of braised vegetables and the like.

"Lao Bai, come on, come on, come over for dinner." Jiao Wen greeted after putting his things away.

Bai Zhantang, who was observing various objects in the room on the other side, heard the voice and let go of the doubts in his heart, after all, it was still important to eat at this time, so he hurriedly sat down at the table.

After he sat down, Jiao Wen's nose moved, he smelled a sour smell, and then looked down at the dishes on the table, "No, there are no vinegar dishes here, where does this sour smell come from?" ”

Hearing this, Bai Zhantang's old face turned red, coughed twice, and asked a little embarrassedly, "Where is the place where your family takes a bath?" ”

Seeing Bai Zhantang's appearance, Jiao Wen also understood, his appearance was quite normal, after all, he didn't even have to eat, how could he have a place to take a bath with kung fu.

"You come with me." Jiao Wen took Bai Zhantang to the toilet, then pointed to the shower and said to him, "Just this handle, wring out cold water to the left, hot water to the right, and then this bottle is filled with hair washing, this bottle is for bathing, and the contents will come out as soon as you press it." ”

Bai Zhantang tried it twice, and it felt quite fun, like encountering a strange toy, "This thing is very convenient." ”

"Then you play first, bah, wash first, I'll go get you a change of clothes." Jiao Wen said and went to his wardrobe to rummage through his clothes, of course, there must be no ancient costumes, so he could only get a barely fitting modern costume out.

Half an hour later, Bai Zhantang took a shower, changed his clothes under the guidance of Jiao Wen, and then walked out very handsomely, "The quality of the fabric of your clothes is really good, it is very comfortable to wear, but this material is a little economical." ”

"It's not about material saving, it's about the original design, it's like this, on a hot day, it's too hot to wear too much." Jiao Wen explained to him.

"That's true, it's really hot for you, it's much cooler than it is when it's hottest there." Bai Zhantang complained and said, Jiao Wen thought deeply beside him, after all, with the development of industry, the greenhouse effect has become a well-known big problem, and the weather is becoming more and more extreme, and it is unlikely to destroy the earth, but it is still possible to destroy human beings if it goes down like this.

When Jiao Wen was thinking nonsense, Bai Zhantang also said something good, "Although it is an exaggeration of heat, your benefits here are still very good." ”

After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Jiao Wen, and when he saw his shrunken appearance, Jiao Wen knew what the benefits he was talking about, after all, in this weather, there are all kinds of big white legs on the street, and sometimes it can make people dazzled.

"Why, I don't think the clothes are made of materials when I get to this." Jiao Wen jokingly said a few times.

"That's it, I've been driving for half of the day by looking at my legs, tsk, it's really not easy." Bai Zhantang took a sip of wine and said.

"If you say this, you're not afraid that Shopkeeper Tong will trouble you?" Jiao Wen took a bite of food and said.

"You said Xiangyu, wouldn't it be nice not to tell her, I don't want to make myself uncomfortable, you don't know that she will be the most jealous." Bai Zhantang said very skillfully, it seems that this is not the first time that he has hidden Tong Xiangyu from looking at a beautiful woman.

"You don't know how blessed you are, at least your girlfriend won't beat people." Jiao Wen said to Bai Zhantang, saying that, here he remembered that when he occasionally quarreled, Bai Jing Heizi did something to him, the main problem was that he couldn't fight back, for fear of accidentally hurting his girlfriend, which was called a grievance.

"Brother, then you are as miserable as Xiucai, Xiao Guo's feelings for him don't have to be said, it's just that this habit of doing things from time to time should really be changed, if I'm not there, ordinary people really can't cure her." Bai Zhantang's voice was a little quieter as he spoke.

"What's wrong, homesick?" Jiao Wen looked at Bai Zhantang's appearance and said comfortingly, "Don't be sad, I'll definitely know how to get you back tomorrow at the latest." ”

"No, how can I be homesick as a big man." Bai Zhantang pretended to be stiff and said, "I'm just a little worried. ”

"What are you worried about?" Jiao Wen followed up and asked.

"Do you say that if I am not here, Xiaobei will not be angry with her sister-in-law again, Dazui may be making a fuss and asking for leave, will Xiao Guo know the severity of the point when he beats Xiucai, can Dazui remind him in time when Xiucai is dead, are Lao Xing and Xiaoliu still babbling every day, and I have been away for so long, will Xiangyu be very worried..."The more Bai Zhantang spoke, the quieter his voice became, his life was already connected to that inn.

At this time, Jiao Wen took out a piece of paper and put it in front of Bai Zhantang.

Bai Zhantang picked it up and looked at it, "Mercenary entry application?" What is this? ”

"You don't care what it is, you read the terms, if there is no problem, just adjust the blank space, and you can go back tomorrow after filling it in." Jiao Wen said to Bai Zhantang, if it weren't for the fact that the world of martial arts Gaiden hadn't been found yet, otherwise why would it be tomorrow, and Jiao Wen would be able to send Bai Zhantang away today.

"Don't read it, I believe you, get me a pen." Bai Zhantang said to Jiao Wen.

"You don't need a pen, you just need to think about it and fill it in." Jiao Wen pointed to his head and said to him.

Bai Zhantang blinked, tried it, it was really good, and he could modify a blank piece of information casually, and there would be traces of alteration on the paper that would not be made.

After he finished filling it out, Jiao Wen took out a box of ink and said to Bai Zhantang, "After filling in, press a handprint at the bottom, remember to check it, press the handprint, this paper will not be easy to modify." ”

"Got it." Bai Zhantang responded, and then pressed his handprint very decisively.