Speaking of which, Rooney is really a bit of a Vardian nemesis at Manchester United, after all, Riot has enough confidence to speak.

Xiucai met Bing, and it was reasonable to say that this is probably what it meant!

However, Vardy can firmly grasp Ronaldo, after all, Ronaldo's pursuit is not the same as Rooney's, Ronaldo wants to take Beckham's route, and Vardy's characteristics can just help Ronaldo win more attention.

And between Ronaldo and Rooney, Ronaldo is more like a domineering president, and even Vardy can't say why.

Therefore, Manchester United's trident is a bit of a cycle of attack and defense.

Watching Rooney snatch his water bottle and then sip it down, Vardy felt the urge to break up with Rooney.

At that moment, Vardy felt as if his facial muscles were no longer moving.

That kind of life has no love, that kind of misery and sadness, like a puppet whose life has lost its direction, it is simply sad for those who hear it and cry for those who see it.

Rooney looked at Vardy's sad look, put his arm around Vardy's shoulders and dragged him onto the pitch.

"Isn't it just drinking a bottle of water from you, what's the big deal, as for my girlfriend being robbed by me?"

Vardy felt like crying.

Don't be ashamed, if you can snatch someone's girlfriend away like you, you can spend money to have some fun!

Besides, is this a bottle of water?

Are you paying me for my mission?

If you really have your abilities limited because of this, I'll fight with you when I turn around!

Write your phone number on all gay bar bathroom doors and let you meet all the faggets in England......

But at this time, it's too late to say anything, I'm already on the field, and I still have to play, and I can only think about the task later.

It's not like there's not a single chance to die!

Vardy was only irritated by Brown and Rooney ruining his mission, but he was not desperate.

There was no suspense about the outcome of the game, and he also scored, as if his only pursuit in this game was to complete the task.

Of course, if he can score another goal, Vardy won't mind.

It's just that time is pressing, and maybe the old man will replace him at some point, and Vardy is really anxious.

And just when Vardy was very restless, there was another accident on the pitch, and this accident was the first time Vardy felt that he did not let himself collapse......

Modern stadiums have automatic watering equipment, which is placed under the turf, and when it is necessary to water, it will automatically reach out and sprinkle water around.

I don't know why, the automatic watering system of the Stadium of Light was suddenly activated, and during the game, there were suddenly a lot of probes sticking out of the stadium, which were actually faucets for the water.

So a scene that made people stunned and couldn't help but spray rice appeared, and these faucets began to spray water everywhere together, and the scene was as leisurely as before the game.

The fans in the stands opened their mouths wide and didn't know whether to boo or burst into laughter.

The fans in front of the TV have been smiling and slapping the table, this is really a long time to see, after watching the game for so many years, it is the first time to see the stadium watered in the game.

As for the players on the field on both sides, because of the close contact with the automatic watering system, they felt even more confused.

What the hell is going on?

We're still having a game here, okay, you're actually starting to water?

Do you want to be so spoofed?

The referee on duty immediately stopped the game, and then ran to the sidelines to negotiate with the fourth official and the stadium staff.

Vardy was also thundered, he felt that he was funny enough, but a mountain is still taller than a mountain, at least now he is impressed.

Suddenly, as if a bolt of lightning struck his mind, Vardy was stunned.

yes, don't you have to complete the task?

This automatic watering system is like a pillow for yourself!

Vardy grinned and walked to the nearest tap.

There was so much chaos on the pitch that no one noticed Vardy's movements, and even if they did, no one would take it seriously.

Vardy stood in front of the faucet and let the water pour over him, and in a matter of seconds, the shirt in front of him was soaking wet.

At this time, someone saw Vardy's movements, and they were all blinded by him.

What does this mean? Why did you get yourself wet?

What's not to think of?

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly turned and turned over, and aimed his back at the current, and within a few seconds, Vardy's back was completely soaked.

Wet Skill Get!

Then, it's time to tempt next!

Vardy didn't know how to seduce, he couldn't just wriggle around as sexy as the girls in the nightclub, and make a mesmerizing expression, right?

If this is done like that, it may not be called temptation, it may be called disaster, it is simply spicy.

After thinking about it, Vardy felt that it was better to come casually, and the discipline was important.

With both hands clenched into fists, one hand held at the side of his ear and the other hanging down, pulling back and forth in the same direction, Vardy made a bath and back in the middle of the Stadium of Light.

Rubbing and rubbing, Vardy has completely entered the play, as if he is standing in the bathtub at home, writhing and twisting his ass from time to time, completely excited to take a bath.

The fans burst into laughter when they saw Vardy's sudden teasing.

No wonder I had to wet myself just now, I didn't want to take a bath!

"Vardy probably thinks of himself as an ordinary grass in the lawn, enjoying the moisture of the air and water, and looking at his eyes and enjoying it, I can't wait to spray him with some herbicide!"

"I think he might need shampoo and shower gel, otherwise he won't be able to wash it clean!"

"If you don't take off your clothes, it's a bath, you don't have to worry about acting at all, hurry up and take off your jersey and pants!"

"Whose automatic watering system is used in the Stadium of Light, everyone should pay attention in the future, don't buy such inferior products!"

......

Ferguson's face was black, and at this moment, he really had no waves in his heart about Vardy's teasing.

If Vardy doesn't give you something to do in any game, then you have to worry about whether Vardy needs counselling, which is even more worrying......

After wiping his back, Vardy felt that this was not safe, and simply followed the shampoo commercials in the TV commercials for the rest of the performance.

In the commercial, sexy girls, often female stars, have their hair soaked in water, and then shake their heads violently, and their wet hair is thrown behind, and in the process, they have to stroke their hands over their faces, as if they want to stroke the water on their faces, and finally reveal their delicate faces......

Vardy certainly doesn't have that hair, but the power of the unkempt head is really not small, and the focus is not on the hair, but on the feminine expression on his face.

It is said that the temptation is the greatest when a beauty comes out of the bath, and Vardy is also out of the box today, so he will come to the bath with a beauty.

With a shake of his head, his hands brushed his face, and he shook his head slightly in the process, feeling immersed in the beauty of bathing.

I have to admit that this scene is really... Spicy eyes.

Countless fans have an urge to smash the TV when they see this scene, Tainyima is disgusting, Tainyima is ugly!

Vardy himself was actually a little unbearable, and if it weren't for the requirements of the system's mission, he would never have done this so-called temptation.

But to Vardy's delight, he is not alone in his long-standing subtlety.

Seeing Vardy playing here, several good friends couldn't help but rush over and join in the ranks of taking a shower, wiping their backs and washing their hair.

It was originally spicy enough for the eyes, but now I can't see it directly!

It is conceivable that a group of big men who pick their feet scratch their heads in front of a faucet and pose coquettishly, how obscene and obscene they are.

The Benfica fans in the stands have forgotten to boo the Manchester United players, and they are all so scorched that they can directly mouth.

The referee had just finished negotiating with the staff, preparing to restart the game after the water stopped for a while, but when he saw the Manchester United generals scratching their heads there, they immediately began to doubt their lives.

Am I in the wrong place?

How do you feel like you're on a studio for a shampoo commercial?

And which brand is so tasteless, looking for such a group of bigwigs to shoot advertisements, isn't this waiting for bankruptcy?

Finally, the spicy eye scene ended when the automatic watering system at the Stadium of Light returned to normal, and fans finally did not have to worry about more serious irritation of their eyes.

According to incomplete statistics, after this game, the sales of eye drops in major pharmacies broke through the historical record, resulting in many pharmacies having sold out of stock.

The pharmaceutical companies that received the news even thought that it would be a good choice to have Vardy as their spokesperson, and they didn't even need to shoot commercials, as long as he often did such spicy eye movements during the game, it would be enough for them to eat.

Hearing the prompt sound in the system, Vardy knew that he had completed the task, and although he blushed slightly for what he had just done, he didn't care much about his image when his skin had been trained thick enough!

Do you have an image?

If he wants to say that there is, he doesn't believe it himself!

The game is over, Manchester United defeated Benfica by two goals away from home, won two consecutive Champions League group stage wins, and the already unsuspenseful qualifying situation is even better.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who originally scored a goal, should be the focus of this game, after all, Ronaldo, who debuted at Sporting Lisbon, and Benfica have a natural hostility, which can be seen from the attitude of Benfica fans towards Ronaldo, and the boos and insults against Ronaldo throughout the game have not been interrupted at all.

And Cristiano Ronaldo helped Manchester United open the scoring in the game, and used his performance on the pitch to silence Benfica fans, bringing them the heaviest blow, which can be said to be a very good hype subject.

But all this because of Vardy's scrubbing, he was directly driven to an unknown corner, and no one cared.

The automatic watering system at the Stadium of Light gave Vardy a natural opportunity to tease, and it didn't live up to expectations, with showers, backs, hair washes, and head-scratching all in one piece.

This bath is so pleasant!