Zhang Buming is a fake Taoist priest and a real liar. He has never had a wife in his life, and he has no children or daughters. In addition to himself, only a few pots of orchids were left in the house.

The desolation of his old age refers to him.

Due to the lack of security in his later years, Zhang Buming's need for money is very urgent. While the body is still okay now, the brain is also turning fast, and it is a little bit to be able to deceive a little. Even if you get beaten, you can survive it.

If today's beating had been beaten a few years later, he felt that he was afraid that he would be killed on the spot.

Endured the pain, he continued to maintain the smile on his face, and fooled Haiyun and his aunt with the experience accumulated over the years of cheating.

"This eldest sister, I know everything about your patient, but I still have to look at the face. These are two different things. Fortune-telling is my job, where should the disaster of your sisters be in the face, I have to explain it to be charged, isn't it? ”

When the old way was nonsense, Zhao Xiyuan said the meaning of the old way.

"He only wants to perform. You have to come to persuade people to get out of the ICU. ”

Aichen didn't think it was difficult. Just looking at the appearance of the Taoist priest, I felt a little guilty in my heart.

"I said Empress Dowager Zhao. You asked my sister Qu to help you beat people, won't it be this old way? His injuries are quite suitable for performance. Although I knew that you were cruel for a long time, I didn't expect you to be so cruel to the old man. ”

"What are you talking about, little Aichen!" With a snap, Zhao Xiyuan slapped Ai Chen's belly, "I'm angry if you wronged me again!" You go and ask your 'Sister Qu', who is she beating? ”

"Can't you talk well, what kind of hands?" Ai Chen rubbed his belly and muttered, "If you say you're brutal, you'll beat someone, right?" ”

"Hit you? I'm going to nibble on you, I didn't have enough of it in the café during the day! ”

When the two were arguing, Haiyun and Zhang Buming attacked left and right, and finally won a chance to perform.

"Auntie, there's nothing to lose by letting this Taoist priest give us a try. It's okay to please a lottery. ”

"Yes, her aunt, can't you cure it without collecting money. I've never seen someone like you pushing the benefits outside. If you rub it out again, I can wait, but my sister is afraid she won't be able to wait. ”

Aunt Haiyun was a little angry by the two of them, so she simply broke the jar and broke it.

"Okay, okay! Try, try. Sea rhyme! I don't know who you learned from now, full of feudal superstition. I can tell you, your sister is in there. She hates these gods and ghosts the most, and she has to say you when she sees it! ”

Haiyun's sister Lin Xin is a self-media engaged in popular science, and her usual work is to write articles, turn to Weibo, and then comment on current affairs in science and technology. In addition, what she likes to do most is to criticize those feudal superstitions, and she is extremely sarcastic in her words, leaving no affection at all.

Hearing that Sister Lin Xin was also there, Haiyun was a little panicked. However, it was a matter of life and death for her mother, and she still mustered up the courage to walk into the ward.

The ICU is not allowed to be accompanied by escorts, after all, the nursing work inside looks a little cruel. There is a small room outside the ICU ward of this hospital for those who are not worried about waiting for them. Haiyun, her uncle, and cousin were waiting somewhere.

When Ai Chen and his party came to the room, Lao Dao immediately opened his baggage and put the incense burner, yellow paper, money sword and other magic weapons in place.

"Someone, get me a bowl full of water!"

My uncle-in-law and cousin Lin Xin were stunned when they saw this scene, and said that their daughter-in-law and mother were doing something, why did they bring such a thing in?

Lin Xin just graduated from university, she is a beautiful girl, thin and tall, but there is a little meanness between her eyebrows and eyes, and she looks difficult to communicate. Some of them are like young versions of the female dean of the key middle school.

Haiyun was afraid that her cousin would make trouble and delay her condition, so she hurriedly ran to her side and explained: "This Taoist chief said that he could cure my mother. We didn't believe it either, but he said he could do an experiment on himself first. Sister Xin, that old man's injury is not fake, if he can heal himself, we will let him treat my mother again. ”

Lin Xin frowned and walked to Lao Dao's side to check his injuries. Sure it's true.

"My cousin is not clear what she just said, old liar, explain to me how far you plan to treat your beaten wounds?"

Zhang Buming, who was questioned, did not blush and his heart did not beat, and said: "As long as I have a spirit rune in my stomach, this pain will disappear immediately." If not, it's not too late for you to drive me away! ”

Anyway, I'm just here to put on a show, and I'll collect money after the performance. Hey, fifty thousand! Earn a lot more than your girl! ’

Hearing this, Lin Xin sneered, and his eyebrows were full of disdain.

"Okay, the cowhide blows quite big. You can get it, I'll see how your trick changes. ”

"Okay, take the bowl and get the water!" Zhang Buming stretched out his hand towards Lin Xinyi. The latter rolled his eyes and returned to his seat with Erlang's legs cocked, perfectly ignored.

Ai Chen, who was tired for a day, really didn't have time to wait for the two of them to finish tossing, so he found a mug and took some water and handed it to Lao Dao.

"You don't have a bowl or a mug. Who let the old way and my way be profound! ”

Zhang Buming grabbed the rune paper, studied the cinnabar red ink, wrote down a ghost drawing talisman, and shook it in front of the red candle with a money sword, and said something in his mouth.

Lin Xin watched from the side and rolled his eyes, "I said old liar, you didn't plan to burn this talisman water, right?" Then you have to be careful. Cinnabar is mercury sulfide, poisonous, and it is not okay to burn it cleanly. However, if it is burned clean, it will produce mercury, which is more toxic. Are you sure you're going to drink? ”

"Drink!"

The ink is written with cinnabar ink, but it is actually a fake, a bargain. Therefore, the old Tao said the word 'drink' firmly and resolutely.

Although my stomach is not comfortable after drinking this fake water, it is also the level of diarrhea, and it is completely worth it for 50,000.

Seeing this, Lin Xin nodded, "Yes, the current liar is really dedicated." Keep acting. ”

Lao Dao continued Ula Ura's mantra. For his performance, the crowd of onlookers was basically divided into three factions. The first faction is Haiyun's aunt and uncle-in-law, and they want to know what this old way is doing.

The second faction is only Lin Xin, waiting to see the jokes.

As for the rest of those who knew the inside story, they all looked at Lin Xin with regret. They are well aware that the popular science worker has put himself in a rather awkward position.

Zhao Xiyuan leaned into Ai Chen's ear and asked, "Hey, little Ai Chen." Guess what this woman's expression will be for a while? Will she be willing to gamble and lose? Or continue to add chaos and stop Haiyun's mother from leaving the ICU? ”

Ai Chen squinted at his queen mother, too lazy to answer the question.

"I said, can you use your ingenuity elsewhere, don't keep thinking about what you don't have. Now that your home is not safe, where are we going to stay tonight! ”

"Open a room, it's not like you haven't opened a room with me. You still eavesdropped on me taking a shower through the bathroom door, don't you remember? ”

"I sent you a bath towel, it's not that you said that the hotel bath towel is too dirty, you have to let me go downstairs to buy a new one!"

While the two were talking, Lao Dao threw the half-burned yellow charm into the mug, and then grabbed the cup and drank all the water inside.

Before, when Aichen was receiving water, he had already poured the vitality potion into it. Although the spirit rune water is fake, the medicinal effect is real.

Seeing that Lao Dao had finished drinking, Lin Xin walked to him with a smile and pointed to several broken wounds on his face.

"I want to see what else you want to do with this play...... How...... How...... How ......"

…… How...... What's going on?! What about the injury?!!!!!