Chapter Forty-Eight: Four Heroic Lu Bu
Not only Guan Yu, but even Zhang Hao was stunned by Lu Bu's behavior.
Although in "Romance", Lu Bu has always been led by others, and his intelligence in various Three Kingdoms games has been at the bottom all year round, but this behavior now, no matter how I say it...... That's stupid, isn't it?!
However, Zhang Hao also understands that Lu Bu may have a lower IQ or EQ, and his ball quotient will definitely not be low, otherwise he would not be able to do the action of holding the ball with his feet. And there is not necessarily a direct ratio between ball quotient and IQ.
For example, generals in various Three Kingdoms games generally have four attributes: commandery, force, intelligence, and politics. But in fact, the three attributes of commander, intelligence and politics are related to the use of the brain, and a more accurate word should be called military strategy, intelligence strategy and political strategy, so it can be seen from the name that these three attributes are three completely different attributes that belong to the same category. Therefore, there are many generals who have very high military strategies, average wisdom and low political strategies, and even some strategists' wisdom and political strategies are not proportional.
And Lu Bu's current performance is also the same as in most Three Kingdoms games, the "military strategy" is ridiculously high, and the "wisdom strategy" is also ridiculously low.
Zhang Hao was still thinking nonsense, but Lu Bu here began to scold after discovering that Guan Yu ignored him: "You guys...... You guys...... You deceive! ”
Lu Bu's roar brought Zhang Hao back to his senses, and the latter said slowly: "But we scored." ”
"That'...... That...... That's the goal you guys scored too! ”
“…… But we scored a goal......"
"What a goal is a goal!"
“…… We didn't foul ......."
"You ...... You guys...... Yes! You wait for me! ”
Putting down this cruel sentence, Lu Bu ...... directly Turned around and walked away...... Gone...... Let's go......
That's right! Lu Bu didn't care about the game here, and left directly!
And Lu Bu's behavior made Zhang Hao even more dumbfounded. Although Lu Bu also withdrew from the Tiger Prison Pass after a fight with Liu Guanzhang in "Romance", he ...... Forehead...... Today, Lu Bu seems to have indeed fought with Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and himself, huh? If you think so, it's time to trigger the plot again...... Finish?
But now this game is only half a pillar of incense! Lu Bu just left directly, what's going on?!
Zhang Hao held his forehead for a while, seeing that Lu Bu had almost disappeared, so he had to call Liu Guan and Zhang to go to the main camp tent, and the heralds next to the Keju field still hadn't understood what was going on, let alone reported to the princes of the main camp.
So, when the princes saw that Zhang Hao and the four of them came back so soon, they were all stunned.
"You ...... Why did you come back so soon? Yuan Shu, who never spoke more than his brain, was the first to speak, and after he finished saying this, he thought about it, and suddenly laughed and said, "Haha, I know!" Did you find that you couldn't beat Lu Bu and then fled back?! Alliance Leader! Zhang Hao and the four escaped from the race, please punish the crime! ”
Before Yuan Shao could come back to his senses, Zhang Hao glanced at Yuan Shu lightly and said, "You can do it, you can't shut up!" Then he turned his head to Yuan Shao on the throne and bowed and said, "Lord of the Alliance, the lower official...... Forehead...... It is a victorious return. ”
Yuan Shao blinked, pondered Zhang Hao's words for a moment, and then asked: "Victory is victory, what does it mean to 'count' to return victorious?" ”
"Uh...... We seem to ...... Ran away with Lu Bu? ”
"What? Ran away in anger? What the hell is going on? ”
"Hmm...... Here's the thing, let's ......" said Zhang Hao and told everything on the Keju field, "Then we saw that Lu Bu withdrew to the Tiger Prison Pass, and we came back." ”
"Hmm......" Yuan Shao pondered for a while, caught a glimpse of the herald who had just run in and didn't have time to speak, and asked, "Lingbing, is this the case?" ”
"Uh...... Alliance Lord, that's it! ”
"If that's the case, it's really 'counting' a victorious return...... But Lu Bu didn't really lose to you, if he came back, he would have to compete again every day. ”
Before Zhang Hao could answer, Cao Cao, who had been silent for the past two days, spoke: "He won't come back." ”
"Huh?" Yuan Shao glanced at Cao Cao and said, "Why did Meng De say this? ”
"From what I know about Lu Bu, since he gave up the game here, he won't come back, if you have to explain...... You can understand it as dignity. In short, I think that the probability of Lu Bu's return is less than one percent. Cao Cao said.
"Less than 10 percent...... But Meng De, what if Lu Bu really comes back? Yuan Shao asked.
"You don't have to do anything, he gave up today, even if he comes back, we can use that reason not to play against him and let him go back." Cao Cao replied.
"Hmm...... It makes sense. In this case, the whole army obeyed the order, packed up its armaments today, and marched into the Tiger Prison early tomorrow morning! ”
"Yes!"
"Order!"
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Luoyang.
Dong Xiangguo's Mansion.
Dong Zhuo sat on the Taishi chair, the strategist Li Ru stood behind him, and Lu Bu stood in front, dancing and talking about the two games today.
"Father-in-law, tell me, are they cheating?! And then they said that the goal was also counted, and then I couldn't get angry, so I ...... Only...... And came back......"
Lu Bu's voice became smaller and quieter, and on the way back, he also wanted to understand that no matter what, he was the one who gave up the game, and with this alone, he even had already lost the game. It's just that he still feels that the fault is on Zhang Hao's side, as long as he explains what happened, Dong Zhuo will definitely not punish him.
"Alas......" Dong Zhuo sighed and said to Lu Bu: "Forget it, you go down first." ”
"Father-in-law!" Lu Bu heard the displeasure in Dong Zhuo's tone, and hurriedly said: "It's really not my fault this time, it's really they who tricked me......"
"I know, I know!" Before Lu Bu could finish speaking, Dong Zhuo interrupted him impatiently: "I know it's not your fault this time, I'm going to discuss things with the military advisor, you go down first!" ”
"Oh, I see......" Hearing Dong Zhuo say this, Lu Bu answered, turned around and walked out.
Watching Lu Bu walk out of the door, Dong Zhuo said to Li Ru behind him: "If it weren't for his strength, I would have ...... Alas! ”
Li Ru smiled and said: "The lord doesn't need to worry too much, the general doesn't do much now, and it is inevitable that there will be omissions, and he will inevitably become the lord's right-hand man in the future." ”
"I hope so...... Don't talk about this, Feng Xian is also considered to have lost this time, who are we going to send next? ”
"My lord, according to my opinion, no one should be sent out now."
"Oh? Why? ”
"The four generals of Li Guo, Xu and Zhang (Li Dao, Guo Yan, Xu Rong and Zhang Ji) may be able to stop the coalition army for a while, but the coalition army has nineteen princes, and after a wheel battle, we will lose to them sooner or later."
"That'...... What does the military advisor mean? ”
"Withdraw from Luoyang and take the Son of Heaven back to Chang'an!"