"Hey, I've written my major wrong, and there are enough ugly things tonight." When he saw gravel blocking the way along the way, Chen Fan would not hesitate to kick it away, in order to vent his dissatisfaction.

Xiao Yuhe comforted: "Good luck, bad luck, no one can say for sure this kind of thing, anyway, as long as the person is still there, everything is not bad." ”

As soon as the cold wind blew, Chen Fan shook up his spirit and said: "Don't be so pessimistic, people are still saying this kind of thing, the wind is blowing stronger and stronger, let's go back early." ”

"Hmm."

"Remember what I said, don't believe Wei Youlong's rhetoric." Walking to the door of Guiyuan's dormitory, Chen Fan gave a special advice.

"Oh, probably, depending on my mood." The perverse Xiao Yuhe suddenly lost his temper, and ran in as soon as he was embarrassed.

"Hey, you...."Chen Fan just took two steps and wanted to catch up and ask for clarification, but was stopped by the security guard at the door.

"Young man, this is a girls' dormitory, you can't go in, it's not enough for me to be a couple, do you know how many joys and sorrows I've seen at this door in the past fifteen years, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it." The aunt stopped Chen Fan with righteous words and told him the truth.

Chen Fan stopped his feet and defended: "We are not a couple, just ordinary classmates. ”

The aunt looked like a passer-by, and said earnestly: "I've seen a lot, which couple didn't come over like this, the university is the last line of defense for green love, after this hurdle is a materialistic society, and it will be difficult to find those good girls who are willing to follow you to suffer for a few years." ”

When the aunt said this, Chen Fan was first surprised, and then doubted: "Is it so exaggerated?" ”

Aunt Youyou said: "It's not good for me to lie to you, I don't believe you can go to the outside matchmaking agency to see, which one on the market is not an open garage with a monthly salary of 10,000, and my son is thinking about whether to go back to the countryside to find one." ”

Chen Fan was completely bluffed, the house price of this Yuanyu has already climbed to 50,000 square meters, and the probability of winning the license plate lottery is far away, if you buy it directly, I am afraid that it will be 100,000 less, compared to the starting salary of most of the graduates of Yuanyuan University in the first two years is only 5,000 starts, to achieve this goal, you have to sell at least ten lifetimes.

"Could it be that I have to fight a bachelor for the rest of my life?"

Chen Fan shook his head, stopped himself from thinking deeply, and suddenly felt that the more than 1,000 suits on his body were not worth mentioning, and his heart was inexplicably much more relaxed.

"Young man, after listening to the story, hurry back to the dormitory, it will not affect the other girls if you stand for a long time and be seen by other girls." The aunt waved her hand to signal Chen Fan to leave quickly, and put the mobile phone horizontally to play the TV series.

Chen Fan was thinking about this along the way, and Xiao Gravel was not in the mood to kick it, in order to verify, Chen Fan also specially checked the marriage and love situation in Xiayuan Fish Market, and sure enough, more than 3 percent of school-age young people are single, and this trend is still intensifying.

"I'm so scared that I'm separated." Chen Fan felt a chill behind him, and couldn't help but speed up his pace.

……

"I can't imagine that you have a lot of worries, and you have so many worries as a person."

Hiding in the bed curtain, the elder who had been silent for a long time stood on the table in a regular manner, and the smell of sweat was still bubbling on his body.

Seeing that Chen Fan didn't speak, the elder complained again: "Do you know that squeezed yo, how many people's butts slammed into my face, and a few farts, all came at me, the coriander with white vinegar garlic, mixed with the light sweetness of durian, I really ......"

"I can't talk about it." The elder sneezed and began to writhe.

"Poof~ haha, I didn't know it would be like this." Chen Fan finally showed a smile that he hadn't seen for a long time.

The elder conjured a bathtub and jumped into it wrapped in a white bathrobe, and the rising bubble water overflowed to the end of the card.

"When people are so miserable, just go and be a breeding pig, in addition to eating, drinking and sleeping every day, they are mating, and they don't have to worry about being slaughtered."

"Do you like to be watched when you're mating? The kind that has to be pointed at by others, and the posture is not right, and it is forcibly pulled away? Chen Fan retorted.

"Maybe you can find your own organic ranch." The elder was buried in a bubble pile, and the fragrant vanilla essence floated on the water, fading away from the day's bad weather.

"yes, I remember that I was a crow today, and I haven't had time to use my skills yet." Chen Fan slapped his thigh, opened his throat and imitated it again.

"Quack—"

"Quack-"

"Hahaha-"

"Huh?"

"It's too hard to step on a horse." Chen Fan sat cross-legged on the bed and sighed.

"Hey, Brother Fan, are you listening to "Fox Call"?"

Chen Fan lifted the bed curtain, and Xu Changhui was soaking his feet in hot water.

"What is Fox Calling?"

Xu Changhui straightened his collapsed body and said, "It's an English pop song, called "What-Does-Fox-Say", weren't you imitating the fox just now?" ”

"No, I just screamed a few times."

Chen Fan sent Xu Changhui away, and began to think about this eternal problem - whether he would be a single person in his life.

"It's impossible, don't scare yourself, even if there are thirty percent of singles, then I may be the one in those seventy percent, right, it must be like this." Chen Fan comforted himself.

"Oh, yes."

Chen Fan suddenly thought of something, since the fox card can save the truth of other people's hearts through recording, then can the function of the crow also play a role with the help of the carrier.

"Hehe, there really is such an APP."

Chen Fan found a sound software that could transform his voice into the sounds of various animals.

"Stupid mortal, feel the fear of domination, hahaha." Chen Fan let out a demonic laugh, and the mobile phone interface stopped at a black crow icon.

"Wei Youlong is gay-boy." Chen Fan shouted at the phone and pressed the play button again.

"Wow ~ Wei You Wow ~ Dragon is Wow ~ Gay-boy." Although a bit of a stutter, the voice does sound like a crow's call.

"Ouch, tsk, I don't know if it has any effect, I'm still a little excited in my heart." Chen Fan stared at his phone, and he didn't know how to verify whether it had taken effect.

After watching stupidly for more than ten minutes, Chen Fan had an epiphany: "I'll go, whatever, let's talk about the next bunch of heads, and we'll know if it's effective or not." ”

Chen Fan conceived a lot of moldy heads in his mind, and entered them all with a sigh of relief.

"Hahaha, Wei Youlong, you're choking on your breath now." Listening to the voice constantly repeating his previous words, Chen Fan twisted his chin proudly.

"Hey, this ....."

When the recording was finished, Chen Fan looked at the time, the calendar had been turned to the next day, and it was already past ten in the morning.

PS: Let's make a book friend group, although I don't know if anyone has added it, 631835310