Chapter Twenty-Three: Asuka, the God of Gamblers
At this time, Ritsuko's anxious voice suddenly sounded: "Now is not the time to complain, the computer has detected a stronger vibrator reaction in the depths of the earth's crust, the eruption just now is just the beginning, and the main dish is still behind, Misato, we must evacuate as soon as possible!" ”
When Misato heard this, he immediately ordered: "The first plane, the second plane, immediately cover the evacuation of personnel!" ”
Shinji was shocked: "What should I do with him?" ”
Misato hesitated for a moment, and then gritted his teeth fiercely: "I can't manage so much for the time being, let Xiao stay in the sky for a while, withdraw!" ”
"Damn it!" Shinji angrily slammed his fist on the lever, then drove the first unit to pick up the command vehicle, and took a big stride towards the bottom of the volcano, and the second machine immediately followed.
The huge command car was like a toy in the arms of the first machine, and the staff inside the car all found a place to hold on, enduring the huge bumps when the first machine ran with all its might. Misato crouched in front of a huge machine, grabbed a metal rod on the machine tightly with both hands, turned her head and shouted at Ritsuko beside her, "Ritsuko, how far is it safe to evacuate?" ”
Ritsuko also replied loudly: "Leave the volcano, the whole volcano is an eruption!" ”
"Boom-boom-"
The earth shook violently as if it were about to shatter, and more magma erupted from the crater, and the ash obscured the sky in the blink of an eye, forming a huge cloud high in the sky. Countless magma fragments fell from the sky like meteor showers, and when they hit the ground, it was a huge crater, and the hot magma rolled out of the crater like a wave, surging down the towering terrain of the volcano.
The first and second machines are walking like flying, and the EVA can only move for five minutes without power, and it must run as far as it can in these five minutes. The speed of the two EVAs at full power was very amazing, and after a while, Shinji and Asuka broke away from the range of the volcano and came to another mountain.
Shinji and Asuka stopped and looked back, and the two of them were taken aback. I saw that the volcano in the distance was slowly rising unnaturally, as if there was a wild beast trying to break through the ground under the volcano. Then, there was a loud muffled sound of "boom" from inside the volcano, as if a thunderclap had exploded deep underground, and then, the huge volcano fell apart under the noses of Shinji and Asuka, and magma gushed out from the depths of the earth, turning the entire volcano into a huge crater with a diameter of dozens of kilometers! The ejected magma was like a giant pillar of optimus, standing between heaven and earth, clearly visible hundreds of kilometers away. From a distance, it is a terrible sight of the coming of the end.
Both Shinji and Asuka were already dumbfounded, and the command car turned on, and Misato and Ritsuko got out of it and climbed onto the roof, and the hunting wind raised their hair high. Misato looked at the lava pillar in the distance with a worried expression, helplessly looking for the figure of the third machine: "What about Xiao?" Where is Xiao? ”
Shinji and Asuka also came to their senses at this time, and the two of them looked into the air in unison. Then, as if he had discovered something, Shinji pointed to a black dot in the sky and exclaimed in surprise, "Look! ”
The black dot was sandwiched between the lava fragments, and it fell rapidly from the sky to this side, Misato squinted her eyes and looked at it carefully, and then her face was happy, sure enough, it was the third machine!
"Uh...... Is it my delusion? Asuka pointed to the black dot in the air and turned to look at Shinji. He seemed to be smashing this way. ”
Shinji and Asuka glanced at each other, and the two nodded tacitly, and then said in unison, "Hurry up and flash!" ”
At this time, Li Xiao's babbling voice also faintly came from high in the sky: "Oops, hey! Get out of the way! ”
The first and second planes ran away, but the second machine was still a step slower, and with a loud bang, the third machine smashed on Asuka's head safely.
Shinji wiped a cold sweat next to him: "Why do I think this script is familiar." ”
Li Xiaole sat up and shook his head like an old god: "As the old saying goes, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, if you don't believe it, look up, who the sky bypasses, oops, this is called karma ......." ”
"Report you big-headed ghost! Hurry up from Miss Ben! Asuka pressed under Li Xiao and roared with a fierce face.
Li Xiao smiled wryly and quickly removed his ass from the No. 2 body.
"Hey, my waist." Asuka thumped her waist and got up.
Seeing that Li Xiao still had the strength to fight with Asuka Shinji, Misato finally let go of her hanging heart, she breathed a long sigh of relief, crossed her hands on her waist, and said with emotion: "Whew-the egg-catching operation has finally come to a successful end." ”
Ritsuko next to her was speechless: "Can we change the name of the action when we write the report?" ”
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In short, the battle of the fetal angels is finally over. Although the final volcanic eruption was very alarming, fortunately there was no man's land within hundreds of kilometers around, so no one was injured, and the No. 3 aircraft was only slightly injured, which was generally a false alarm.
After the mission, Misato made good on her promise and invited Li Xiao, Shinji, and Asuka to indulge in a nearby hot spring inn. Li Xiao is still the first time to soak in a hot spring, and he thinks it is quite novel. The four of them had been crazy in the hotel room until the middle of the night, and Li Xiao also successfully gave the three of them the Chinese national game fighting landlord Amway. However, Li Xiao underestimated the magic of fighting the landlord, after this couple learned it, they couldn't stop at all, and the next morning when Li Xiao opened his eyes, he saw the three of them in a circle next to him, and they actually played early in the morning.
In fact, the duel is mainly focused on Shinji and Asuka, and Misato is a big guy most of the time.
Li Xiao walked over and was about to say hello, but suddenly found that the atmosphere between the three of them was very heavy. Shinji has a serious face, as if he is going through the most important test of his life; With a smug smile on her face and undisguised contempt in her eyes, Asuka seemed to have won the battle; Misato's face was tired, and she opened her mouth and yawned over-that, uh...... She didn't seem to wake up yet.
"You play your cards, poor peasant Shinji." Asuka said with a sly smile.
Shinji hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth: "One against three." ”
Asuka showed a victor's smile: "You're dead, stupid Shinji, fried!" After speaking, with a snap, Asuka shot four old Ks in a chic manner.
Li Xiao couldn't help but be taken aback, and exploded as soon as he came up, this is not a routine.
In fact, Asuka has never been a girl who plays by routine.
In the next ten seconds, Asuka threw out all the cards in her hand in one go, and shouted with momentum while throwing it: "Bombs, planes, four 2 with two kings, finish." Asuka patted her empty hands and hugged her chest triumphantly.
Li Xiao's whole person is Sinopec, what's the situation? The "one-on-three" that Shinji played at the beginning of this game is normal, but what the hell is the back! Two bombs and one plane, the last one is even more deadly, four 2 with two kings? Li Xiao slapped his head: "It's not that I haven't woken up yet, have I?" ”
Shinji threw down the cards in his hand with a desperate face, as if he had suffered a huge blow, and his face instantly turned earthy: "Again...... Lost again. ”
Asuka snorted proudly: "Of course, you still want to win against Miss Ben, who is smart on the ice and snow?" It's a fool's dream, stupid Shinji. ”
"No, wait a minute!" Li Xiao shouted in disbelief. "Asuka, your card is a little too good, you tell you the truth, are you out of the woods?"
"What words!" Asuka was immediately unhappy. "Is Miss Ben like that? What's more, it takes a thousand to deal with Shinji? It's a slander against me. ”
Li Xiao looked at Misato, and Misato smiled helplessly: "Asuka really didn't cheat." ”
Li Xiao's three views shattered instantly: "No...... How could anyone have such good luck? Four bombs and one plane, the God of Gamblers can make Asuka angry to death. ”
Asuka crossed her waist and tilted her head proudly, like a proud white swan: "I am a woman who is favored by the goddess of luck." Then she took out a small notebook from under her, opened it, and read it as she spoke. Oops - stupid Shinji you lost your pocket money for the next month, the pocket money for the next month, the pocket money for the next month, and the pocket money for the next month, and in the next six months, you have to sweep the floor and fold the quilt for me, serve tea and pour water, beat your arms and legs, in short, you are my slave from the beginning, and you have to do whatever I tell you to do. ”
Listening to these unequal treaties that humiliated the country, Li Xiao was dumbfounded, he turned his head to look at Shinji, and found that Shinji was like an angry little daughter-in-law, nodded aggrievedly, and gave a pitiful "um".
Li Xiao said to Shinji in disbelief: "Shinji, you are not stupid, you can't play Asuka and still be hard?" ”
Shinji smiled miserably, almost crying, "I thought I could win at least one game." ”
Li Xiao lamented his misfortune and sighed angrily, and patted Shinji on the shoulder vigorously: "A small gamble is pleasant, a big gamble hurts the body, and it is ...... Uh, no, the big gamble is in vain. Listen to my brother's advice, in the future, this landlord, you quit. ”