Chapter 44: The First Battle of the Preseason (1)
Watching the news in his spare time has become an important leisure activity for Yiyang. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info went from disgust to anger, from curiosity to amusement, and finally to dependence. If you don't look at it for a day, you always feel like something is missing.
Since I watched the sports news and posts, I am not upset, I am not angry, and I don't blush when I see beautiful women. Hey! Play more powerful! Simply TMD can do an advertisement!
Today, the direction of the media has changed somewhat, and 80 percent of the Bulls column on the NBA's official website is questioning their own voices. This is a rare thing, Yi Yang is not only not annoyed, but looks at it with relish.
"Watching the game needs to be rational, blindly touting it can't change the fact that Chinese players are weak" is the cold water poured by a legend in the NBA.
"In the decades since the NBA went global, the number of Chinese players entering the league has been increasing day by day, but there are almost no who can really play strong. The Chinese media has always been fond of sensationalism and one-sided exaggeration, and let us count the Chinese players who were once boasted of being miraculous, and in the end they all ended up humiliating themselves."
"Aside from ball skills, the yellow race has a weak physique, poor explosiveness, and the flexibility and intensity of the body are even more obvious. As the best of them, a big-name center of the former Rockets was once hyped as the league's No. 1 center, what about the final ending? I have never seen the bottom board of the semi-finals, and I retired due to injury with hatred."
Balabala said a lot, and people had no ability to refute it. Although the views of celebrities with strong racial colors are extreme, they are justified and well-founded.
"Chinese brain-dead fans, please get out of the NBA's official news section", another representative American fan shouted from the "heart".
"These Chinese fans are more emotional than rational, and brainless trolls account for more than half. The comments in various sections are almost all abusive, which is really incomprehensible. ”
"I can't see the slightest targeted comments on their idols, and some actually start scolding each other because of their favorite players, and the funny thing is that the idols supported by the two parties are still us Americans! The quality and narrow-mindedness of these people is incomprehensible. ”
This view does reflect the shortcomings and shortcomings of some Chinese fans today. However, there is no need for "rational" American fans to make such angry roars when there is a war of words between fans.
Aren't there people in the United States who kill people and smash shops to make trouble because of a game? Where are there not a few scum! Yi Yang smiled bitterly and clicked on the next comment.
"Lacking actual combat data, a highlight moment was blown all over the world by the Chinese media. Please, dear Chinese, whether Yi is divine or not still needs to be confirmed through competitions. Why would a milky hairy boy sit on the cold bench for a season? ”
"Iron has to be hard, to be honest, we really don't see anything outstanding about this Chinese teenager, if you want to stand out from the alliance of masters, you don't have amazing strength just by mouth, that's just a joke."
This is the opinion in the minds of some basketball "gurus", led by Rocket commentators. Interesting! The game hadn't started yet, but the smell of gunpowder wafted in the comment area.
The screen was full of debates and abuses from supporters on both sides, and Yi Yang was really in no mood to watch it.
I'll give you a lung! Aren't you self-proclaimed intellectual experts? Good! Lao Tzu will let the facts slap your pig's head into swelling. You have seen the shortcomings of the Chinese, but you will never understand the things in the bones of the Chinese!
In tomorrow's game, he can only win and not lose, only in this way can he stand firmly on the bulls! in order to give Chinese players a chance to correct their names.
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Although it was a preseason game, the fans of both sides, who had been holding back for a long time, were full of enthusiasm, and the hot scene was not much inferior to the big drama of the playoffs.
In the league center arena, there is no absence, and even the expensive private VIP seats are sold out. The cheerleading teams of the Bulls and Lakers danced vigorously on the court, and the mascots of the two sides were also playing the game alive.
As the home of the Bulls, the arena is already a sea of red, and the sparsely visible yellow jersey is mixed in like specks.
"What are we?"
"A bull who is not afraid of life and death!"
"What is the opponent?"
"Corpses at our feet!"
"For the sake of victory, for the sake of honor, show our horns! HO! HA! Let’sgo!”
After head coach Rose laid out the tactics, he and the Bulls players got together, enthusiastically shouting their entry slogan, and the game was about to begin.
"And voila! Guys, that yellow-skinned rookie! It's the rubbish of the great bulls' five-million-dollar signing. Enjoy kicking your ass, dear friends! ”
The second muse of the rocket, gloating quietly at Yi Yang, walked into the court with the team while talking.
Since the team traded to Anthony Jr., who is strong in the league, the Muses can only sit aggrievedly in the second place of the team.
In terms of strength and influence, he has no qualifications to compete with this alliance veteran. Anthony Jr., who is two meters and eight meters tall, is the youngest son of former Knicks superstar "Melon". He has been playing in the league for five years, with a tough style of play and comprehensive ability, and is one of the few "Eight Heavenly Kings" in the league.
Although he has just stepped into the ranks of supergiants, like his poor father, he has become the famous "Sky Chopping Emperor", and has not yet crossed the threshold of the second round of the playoffs.
"How is it, do you feel good when you see your old employer? Do you want the brothers to give you a vent. ”
Thompson, the temporary boss of the bulls, put his arm on Yi Yang's shoulder and bit his ear. What happened to Yi Yang in the Lakers, these guys who get along well have all heard of it.
"It's just a game, but there's a nasty guy in there, and it does make me a little uncomfortable. I think it's time for him to know what it's like to have his legs folded in the **. ”
“FUCK! Man, you're too perverted! Folded legs in **? Oh! Oh my God, that's cruel. You don't really want to do that, do you? Poor muse! ”
His own Chinese humor made the poor black guy scream in horror.
"Alas! Haven't you seen roast chicken in China? Alas! I can't tell you, it's just a metaphor, understand? A metaphor! ”
"Do you doubt my IQ anymore? Isn't it similar to what we Americans often say, hey! Dude, do you need me to cut off your balls and put them in your pants pocket? ”
Tom rolled his black and white eyes and whispered with a grin.
This perverted guy is much more violent than "roast chicken". In contrast, Chinese humor is really a bit weak.