"Whew—it's okay, it's time to arrive! Meow is still stuck in traffic in the middle of the night! Yu Xian panted, and stopped in front of the door of dormitory 106 for a long time before pushing the dormitory door open with a long sigh.

Now there are less than twenty minutes left before the lights out, Li Dafen and Chen Xu have returned to their own beds, but Xu Tao is slumped in front of his desk, the back of his neck is pillowed on the top of the chair, and his eyes are looking at the LED lights on the ceiling, becoming more and more distracted.

"Salted fish, where have you been this day? Early in the morning, there was no shadow. Li Dafen, who was lying on the lower bunk, was the first to notice Yu Xian coming in, and immediately asked.

"Uh...... I said I went to the library to study all day, do you believe me? ”

"Pull it down! You said you slept in the library all day, and I believed it. Li sneered disdainfully, turning his attention back to the computer screen.

"Salted fish, are you back?" Xu Tao twitched his head, looking stunned, and looked at Yu Xian with blank eyes.

"Uh-huh...... What are you...... What's wrong? Yu Xian had a sense of foreboding in his heart.

[What's going on with this?] You can't miss "me", right? I finally figured out this two-pronged script, could it be that I had to slap my face, kick my crotch, and scold the hooligans to stride away to make Xiao Taozi die? 】

"Salted fish, come over here." Xu Tao straightened his sitting posture slightly, and stretched out his right hand with a bitter face and hooked his fingers a few times.

"Huh?" Yu Xian conscientiously and slowly moved his body to Xu Tao's side.

In an instant, Xu Tao suddenly bounced up from the seat and wrapped one arm around Yu Xian's neck.

[What the hell I am? Could it be that I have revealed my identity, impossible! So what the hell is he trying to get into my position? 】

"Ahhh A pain came from the top of Yu Xian's head, causing Yu Xian to grin and scream.

"Salted fish, you kid can, collude with your sister to play fancy hairpins for me, right? Ha? Xu Tao pretended to be angry, threw Yu Xian to the side of the seat, "angry and angry", and then laughed.

Emma scared me to death. I thought I was showing some tail. As the saying goes, a woman's sixth sense has always been accurate. So my man. 】

"Wronged, how can I have such a scheming as a salted fish? It's all my sister's pot. There's a saying that 'the most poisonous woman's heart', right? Yu Xian raised his hands above his head, looking like "Big brother, can't I surrender?"

[I'm not a woman anyway!] 】

"I'll you!" Xu Tao grabbed the pillow on his back and threw it straight at Yu Xian.

"Salted fish, I know you don't have a good relationship with your sister, but there's no need to hurt her so much, right?"

[You know a chicken feather...... I don't have a good relationship with me, you have a split personality with me? Uh, no, it seems that I said that I don't have a good relationship with my sister......]

"Okay. What do you mean by that...... Haven't given up yet? Yu Xian seemed to be teasing Xu Tao on the surface, but in fact, he was hanging in his heart, he didn't want to ask Xu Tao again and then end this bad relationship.

"Hey, give up, give up. She didn't like me in the first place, and it was because of your persuasion that she dated me. Xu Tao smiled lightly and gradually lowered his head, and was silent for a moment, "Thank you, Salted Fish." ”

"Alas, what you said is brother, what is there to thank you."

"Salted fish, you are really ......" Xu Tao sighed, slowly raised his head, and his face changed suddenly. You're such a salted fish! In the blink of an eye, you ran to the bed and lay down, such a good atmosphere ruined for you! ”

"I've been tired all day, alas, and you don't believe it. I'm so tired right now that I can't recover without twenty hours of sleep. Yu Xian didn't take off his clothes, pulled up the quilt and rolled on the bed.

"Hey, you stinky salted fish!"

"Click!"

Xu Tao was about to rush over to teach Yu Xian a good lesson, when the lights out time had come, the power supply in the dormitory was forcibly cut off, the LED lights went out instantly, and in an instant, the entire dormitory was dyed with the color of night.

"You're in luck!" Xu Tao scolded with a smile, and then skillfully climbed back to the top bunk that belonged to him.

"Salted fish, is your sister really not going back to China?" Xu Tao was silent for a long time, but he still couldn't help but ask.

"Well, she's going to settle in Dongying. The other half is all found. Yu Xian, as usual, began to use his mobile phone to constantly "a thousand degrees".

"That's right...... Alas, his husband must be very happy. By the way, your sister said that she would change her name to 'Shangjo Qianqian' in the future, right? So, his husband's surname is 'Shangjo'? ”

"That's right." Yu Xian replied nonchalantly.

"If you look for a chance, do you want to go to Dongying and see the person surnamed 'Shangjo'. Eh, is there a lot of Dongying surname this? ”

As soon as he heard that Xu Tao wanted to go to Dongying, Yu Xian was instantly shocked into a cold sweat, and hurriedly responded: "Listen to my advice, you'd better not go over...... Dongying is dangerous. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Uh...... In short, it is not a place where we mortals can go. ”

"Huh? And what about your sister? ”

Yu Xian felt as if he couldn't figure it out, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Ah, it's okay." They live in a place called [School City], which is relatively safe. Ahem, now I tell you that you don't understand, I'll take the time to write a novel with Dongying as a template for you, and you'll understand. ”

……

Friday night.

"Knock knock!" There was a knock at the door, and Yu Xian rushed to the door with his slippers on his feet.

Opening the door, it was a guy in uniform wearing a red theme color.

"May I ask Mr. Yu Xian?"

"Yes."

"Please sign for the delivery, thank you." With a business-like smile on his face, the courier guy took out a black ballpoint pen from his breast pocket and handed it to Yu Xian.

"Okay." Yu Xian took the black ballpoint pen and signed a scribbled signature on the receipt.

After signing for the delivery, Yu Xian closed the door and walked into his room and opened the express package.

"Looks pretty good." Looking at the camera and microphone he ordered from the Internet yesterday, Yu Xian was delighted.

After sighing, Yu Xian began to follow the steps written in the manual, and began to install these two things on his laptop step by step.

About half an hour later, Yu Xian wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled at the fruits of his labor.

Yu Xian opened QQ and clicked into "Salted Fish Mansion":

"@全体成员, salted fish, I'm going to start the live broadcast, come and cheer you on. Amuse the fish live broadcast, room name: Salted Fish Brother Miscellaneous Room. ”

"No, salted fish will never be slaves! Salted fish is too lazy to watch the live broadcast! ”

"Pull it down, what kind of live broadcast is the salted fish? Live salted fish? ”

"Okay, Brother Salted Fish, I'll cheer you on in the group."

……

"This group of people who have no conscience, they are happier than anyone else when they are not live broadcasting, and they are all noisy after the live broadcast." Looking at the news in the "Salted Fish Mansion", Yu Xian had no choice but to smile helplessly, and immediately turned on the live broadcast of the fish and opened the live broadcast room that he had already registered.