On the first match day of the new Premier League season, Coventry vs Arsenal.

During the summer break, the Ricoh Arena was renovated and expanded, and the entire stadium was given a new look. The blue seats, blue rain canopy Ricoh Stadium has become a real blue ocean.

The capacity of the Ricoh Stadium has also risen to 55,000 spectators.

Tee off time is 3 p.m. sharp. At 12 noon, countless fans walked out of their homes almost on time and poured into the streets.

For these lovely Coventry people, every league matchday feels like Christmas.

Blue jerseys, blue team scarves, singing, beer... For Coventry people who have been tired for a week, coming to Ricoh Stadium to watch a game of the parent team and share the joy of the parent team winning is the best reward for their week's work.

At half past two in the afternoon, Sky TV officially began to broadcast the game live.

The big-mouthed Dunphy retired in May. His successors, Miss Jasmine and Fat Bob, became Sky TV's new "Old Lieutenant Queen's Commentator." ”

Jasmine said in the commentary table: "Coventry's ambitions seem to be more than just the Premier League. They are looking forward to making a big difference in this season's Champions League. ”

Fat Bob continued: "But before the start of the season, the Sun's analysis seems to have some truth. For example, the dark horse champions in the history of the five major leagues will be weak in the second season, for example, Coventry lacks European experience, for example, there are too many newcomers in Coventry, and the performance of newcomers is usually unstable, and the old lieutenant is 51 years old, and an injury may end his career. ”

Jasmine blurted out: "bu** (let the dog p)!" The group of eighth-rate reporters of the "Sun" will write blindly in the newspaper! Will the old lieutenant end his career? That's what they said four years ago! ”

Although The Sun often reports some unreliable lace news, it is also a "serious" traditional newspaper in English football. Their circulation is not low. The relationship between Y TV and The Sun has also been harmonious over the years.

Jasmine's swearing words on live TV will undoubtedly damage the relationship between Sky TV and The Sun.

Fat Bob scolded in his heart: This fat man has been a compliment to the big-mouthed Dunphy for ten years, and he has wiped his ass for ten years. Now there's a big mouth Jasmine again!

Then, Fat Bob laughed at himself and thought: Well, Jasmine's ass must be prettier than Dunphy's.

Jasmine is not only a big mouth, but also a nymphomaniac. She continued: "How could a man as strong as the old lieutenant give up his dreams so easily? You know, a few years ago, he survived a 90-degree fracture of his leg bone! What a happy woman Isabella is. There is such a perfect tough guy husband. ”

Listening to Jasmine's tone, she seemed to be eager to be born 20 years early, and she desperately wanted to be Liu Yun's wife.

Fat Bob quickly changed the subject: "Now, we have got the starting lists of both sides. On the Coventry side, goalkeeper Billy, four defenders Zhao, Lee, Hunt, Papa. Four midfielders Garrincha, Bebeto, Bai Rifeng, Hess. On the front line, it is still the old lieutenant and the iron tower manla. ”

Jasmine held her chin and said, "I thought of something interesting. Manla was just 21 years old when he first arrived at League Two side Coventry City six years ago. He is a veritable youngster. Now Manla is 27 years old. The youngster has almost become a veteran. In a few years, will Manla be retired, and the old lieutenant will continue his football dream on the green field, right? ”

Fat Bob found that his new partner not only has a big mouth, dares to squirt, dare to scold, but also loves to talk nonsense.

He hurriedly continued to get down to business: "On Arsenal's side, goalkeeper Petr Cech, four defenders Kolasinac, Kescherny, Mustafi, Monreal. Four midfielders Wilshere, Elneny, Xhaka, Iwobi. Up front is a combination of Mesut Ozil and Alexandre Lacazette. ”

Jasmine said: "Cech is the second oldest player in the Premier League today compared to the old lieutenant. He is 40 years old. Although he now looks like an elephant in New Zealand National Park on the doorline, his spirit is also celebrated. ”

Fat Bob really didn't know how to take Jasmine's words. Thankfully, Coventry and Arsenal saved him.

"Okay, now that the two teams are in the game, let's enjoy this first-round battle of the Premier League."

Coventry fans didn't expect the parent club to start so smoothly and outrageously!

Just 3 minutes into the game, Bai Rifeng dribbled the ball in the midfield, passed Xhaka and Wilshere in a row, and he hit a through ball directly to the Tieta Manla who was running in the penalty area.

Manla picked up a brilliant pass from the edge of the box to the end of the day. However, two veterans, Kescielny and Kolasinac, blocked the angle of his shot.

Manla didn't shoot rashly, but deftly smashed the ball with the back foot and smashed the ball to the old lieutenant Liu Yun at the edge of the box.

Liu Yun kicked the door! He hit a world wave! The ball went straight to the top right corner of the Arsenal goal.

Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech has been leaping high for years, and Cech's bounce is not at the level of 20 years ago.

He could only watch the ball go into the net.

"Yay~~" Ricoh Stadium is boiling!

Jasmine shouted in the comment seat: "goal~ Old lieutenant Liu Yun scored the first goal of the Premier League this season!" Those that questioned his age are once again self-defeating! An old lieutenant will always be an old lieutenant! Legends never grow old! To hell with the eighth-rate reporters at The Sun. Coventry is unbeatable! The old lieutenant is invincible! ”

Jasmine, a young girl, screamed passionately, infecting Fat Bob: "Yes, Jasmine." Legends never grow old! Lo and behold, the old lieutenant is celebrating his goal with his trademark machine-gun fire! Arsenal are pathetic and any team is hungry for a good start in the first round. But Arsenal met Coventry, met the old lieutenant! It's a pity that Thierry Henry, the new Gunners manager, is going to swallow the bitter fruit of defeat at Ricoh Stadium. ”

Thierry Henry played for Arsenal for eight seasons. The media recognised his eight years at Arsenal as Thierry Henry's best eight years. At the age of 46, he took over the reins of Arsenal during the transfer period. He hopes to help his former favourite team succeed in relegation at the end of the season.

Henry, in the coach's seat, hugged his bald head in the inverted triangle in chagrin. The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. Before the game, he also hoped that the team would have a burst of luck and pick up at least one point at Ricoh Arena. It's hard to look at now. Coventry scored after three minutes, which was second. The aging backline of this team can't withstand the fast-paced advancement of the Coventry "kids" at all! 2k reading web