What will everyone do first thing in the new semester?

Tell your classmates about summer vacations? Busy finishing your summer homework? Or are you still delusional about going back to the leisurely time you had before?

Everyone's thoughts should be different, but in the third-year F class of Zongwu High School, the first thing they want to do in the new semester has been decided, of course, it has been decided.

Especially for one or two people.

"Ahem, that's it, the summer vacation is over, and it's almost time for you to start preparing for graduation, but, having said that, most of you should be ready, right?"

“......”

There was silence for a while, and no one wanted to reply to the words of the Great Demon King of Hiratsuka, of course, this was not because the Great Demon King was unpopular, but because those who had no objection to her words did not need to speak, and those who had objections to her words did not dare to speak.

For example, a certain blonde, a certain dead fisheye.

"Well, that's good, if you don't speak, then I'll take it as a default, if there are no other problems, today's class meeting will end here."

When Mr. Hiratsuka's words fell, the atmosphere in the class was much lighter, and the sound of squirming conversation had slowly begun to spread throughout the class.

And Hiratsuka, who was standing on the podium sorting out the report, looked at this scene and didn't say anything, but when her eyes caught a glimpse of the figure of a guy who was about to slip away-

"Ah, by the way, Luo, and Biqigu, come to my office after class."

“......”

A blonde haired person who had just stepped out of the classroom door froze, lying on the table, and a dead fish eye silently buried the head he had just raised into his arm again.

Bow to the power of the Great Demon King.

......

"Alright, let's take a look."

With a cigarette in his mouth and his hands crossed on his chest, Hiratsuka sat quietly in front of the two of them, completely resembling the image of the "Godfather of Darkness" in the TV series.

It's not that the appearance of the Great Demon King of Hiratsuka is terrifying, it's just that there is a feeling.

It's a shame for you to be a teacher.

"So, can anyone explain where the 'Target NEET' and 'Target Housefather' are the summer vacation life records that students can write?"

“......”

“...... Ahem, that. ”

Glancing at Bi Qigu, who also had a stomachache on his face, Luo Tianshu stood up and said:

"Isn't the investigation record supposed to be true? I think that the main purpose of the survey is to cultivate students' moral character in this area, and if it is to write a few more words on the resume, it will not be contrary to the original purpose of the survey. ”

"Stop, little ghost."

Sticking the burned-out cigarette butt into the ashtray, Hiratsuka didn't see a trace of belief in her eyes:

"The purpose of this survey is to let you have a sense of making the most of your summer vacation time, but I didn't expect that there were two family squatting, are your youth already dead?"

"Dead."

"Hmm."

"Tsk......"

The two of them whose thoughts were completely synchronized made Hiratsuka's brows jump, and his calm gaze became brutal for a moment.

“......”

Instantly took three steps back and approached the door, Luo Tianshu was ready to flee for his life at any time, while Bi Qigu directly closed his eyes, with an expression of death.

Has this guy given up struggling?

“...... Never mind. ”

Seeing the electrocution-like reaction of the two, Hiratsuka Shizuna wordlessly put the iron fist he had just taken out back into his pocket.

"Rewrite me."

Eventually, she handed down such a verdict.

"However, the summer vacation is over, how can this be changed?"

"Don't tell me you haven't been out once in a summer."

“......”

Pushing the two report papers in front of him, Hiratsuka quietly put on an attitude of sending off guests:

"Give you a week, at least until I'm satisfied."

“...... Oh. ”

It's still the same, the Great Demon King is really not such an easy guy to deal with.

Walking out of the teacher's office with his questionnaire, looking at Bi Qigu who closed the door behind him and followed up, Luo Tianshu asked angrily:

"Why were you also 'arraigned'?"

Every time he was called to the office by the Great Demon King of Hiratsuka, Luo Tianshu had the illusion of being interrogated, so he never thought that such a situation could be called a "conversation".

The term "arraignment" is obviously more appropriate, because it feels like they have somehow become the same status as criminals.

"What's your tone, aren't you the same?"

"Not really."

Luo Tianshu rolled his eyes.

"If it weren't for you, how could I have been taught a lesson."

"What kind of logic is this?"

"Biqigu, think about it with your rotten brain, if it weren't for the existence of 'accomplices', how could the Great Demon King deliberately target us?"

Luo Tianshu said with a depressed expression:

"If there was only one person, it would have been a good thing to fool around."

"You're stupid."

Biqigu's dead fish eyes did not fluctuate in the slightest, and even wanted to laugh:

"How can Hiratsuka-sensei be such a simple guy who can perfunctory the past."

"How do you know if you don't try?"

Spread his hands, Luo Tianshu said it didn't matter.

"If one person is a person, he may be taught, but he may not be targeted, but if two people are spoken, they will inevitably be unlucky."

"It's idealism, isn't it?"

"No, it's probability theory."

"Hey, is there a 1 in 2 probability of being sanctioned by the Great Demon King of Hiratsuka?"

"No, it's a 1 in 2 chance of escaping from the hands of the Great Demon King Hiratsuka."

“......”

There was silence.

In the silent corridor, the two footsteps left behind were no longer synchronized, and he looked at the blonde guy in front of him, more lifeless than the rotten dead fish in Qigu's eyes.

"Sure enough, we still can't get along, and you're still as troublesome as ever."

"Each other, each other."

Luo Tianshu smiled:

"You're still the same after a summer vacation, be careful not to be disgusted by Sister Komachi."

"You guy...... Don't call my sister so closely. ”

"Whoa, there is, the super disgusting sister speaks."

"I'm not a sister control, but the person I like happens to be my sister."

"Did you know you were going to be arrested for doing that?"

"If that's the case, shouldn't you be the first to be arrested?"

"Huh?"

Luo Tianshu asked puzzledly:

"Why?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, don't you still have a NEET sister at home?"

"Ah...... How? Envy? ”

"No, not at all, Komachi will always be irreplaceable in my heart."

"Perverted sister control."

"Long-winded."

"I'll tell you first, I recorded what I just said, and I'll send it to Sister Komachi later."

"When are you going to ...... Wait a minute?! Why do you have Komachi contact details? ”

“...... Hey. ”

"Hey!?"

Even though they've been members of the club for two years, the conversation between the two is still full of meaningless content, no, it seems a little wrong this time, after all, it's about the most important sister.

In a twisted way of talking, the two of them walked to the door of the ministry room while pulling their skins.

Looking at the door that had been separated for two months, Luo Tianshu didn't think much about it, so he opened the door directly, and an unexpected person appeared in front of him.

“...... Black cats? ”