Chapter 4 I wish you all success (revised)
When Lao Dao heard Jiao Wen's question, he suddenly smiled on his face, like a chrysanthemum, "Young man, Lao Dao, I have been practicing martial arts for so many years, if I can't see through this little trick, then what kind of strength is there to practice." ”
Jiao Wen nodded as if he didn't understand, it seems that this old Taoist is a master, "Then, why are you here at this point, old man?" ”
"Young man, listen to me~" Lao Dao turned around and took a deep breath, and then the sound of percussion instruments sounded inexplicably around him.
Listening to the music, Jiao Wen was surprised in his heart, but he didn't expect Lao Dao to be a man with his own BGM, and when he sighed, Lao Dao spoke.
"Old Dao, I, the title is Jiuding~
The dojo, that, is next to the mountain~
Yesterday, I watched the sky at night~
Count, this, someone is coming today~
This person, he, is related to my master and apprentice~
Therefore, I, meet the young man~"
Jiao Wen shook with his words, although it didn't rhyme and it didn't sound good, but the rhythm was really good, very high, the old way was very DJ style, and he shouted very hard.
Just why does it sound so familiar? Oh ~ one person I drink drunk series ~
Jiao Wen finished shaking and then looked at Jiuding Zhenren, he was really a master, he could sing such a rap between the mountains and fields, his skills were unfathomable, and then he snapped and knelt on one knee, clasped his hands into fists, and looked at him with sincere eyes, "Please accept me as an apprentice~"
"No problem, didn't I say it, young man, you have a master-apprentice relationship with me." With a wave of his sleeves, a force lifted Jiao Wen up from the ground, "Come, come with me, and take you to meet the two fellow disciples." ”
After finishing speaking, he walked back in the direction he came, the speed was not slow, Jiao Wen could only keep up with the walking, after ten minutes, he was still walking, Jiao Wen was a little confused, this has not yet arrived, "Master, where are we going?" Haven't you arrived yet? ”
"Of course it's going to the mountain next to it, our house is there, you still have to cultivate yourself, you can't stand it after walking for a long time?" Jiuding real people look like a teenager, you are still too young.
Jiao Wen finally couldn't help it, "But Master, we've been going around in circles, we've been here three times!" ”
"Oh? Is it? Jiuding Zhenren heard Jiao Wen's words, and then took out a ... Spectacles?! After bringing it, I looked around twice, "Yes, I forgot that there is a formation diagram here, come and follow me~"
Jiuding real person put his hand on Jiao Wen's hand, a luck, the two people took off and landed on a tree, repeating this a few times, Jiao Wen felt like taking a plane, he didn't know how far he ran, and he arrived at his destination at once.
Falling to the ground, Jiuding Zhenren let go of his hand, wiped his glasses and put them back in his sleeve, while Jiao Wen vomited to death on the side, jumping like this, it was much more dizzy than being a long-distance bus. It was really a spin in the world.
When he was about to vomit all the bile, a male voice and a female voice came from the side, "Master, you're back~"
Jiao Wen looked up, wow, what kind of outfit are these two people, the new generation of killing Matt? A blue and a powder? And why do these two people look a little familiar?
"Hmm... Pharmacist, little girl, I would like to introduce you to someone, this is my new apprentice, the kung fu is not very good, but the illusion is still good. Jiuding Zhenren pointed to Jiao Wen next to him and said.
Jiao Wen stood up with his hands on the ground, "Senior brother, senior sister is good~"
"Hello junior brother~" The three of them looked very harmonious.
However, in my heart, Jiao Wen: These two killers are my brothers and sisters? Master's eyes really don't look good.
Huang Yaoshi: This junior brother is so frustrated, he can't do light work, he vomits after jumping, how can he break into the rivers and lakes in the future, but there is only one advantage, he is not as handsome as me~
Little junior sister: Master has accepted another apprentice, he is not as handsome as his senior brother, and he is still obsessed, look at it again! Watch out for me to poke you in the eye, huh!
"Well~ not bad, yes, the three of you are so close, I'll go back to the house first." Jiuding Zhenren looked at them very satisfied, nodded, touched his beard and walked away.
No matter how he complained, after all, he was his senior brother and sister, Jiao Wen felt that he couldn't pretend to be forced when he first came, so he stepped forward first, "Senior brother, senior sister, please take care of me in the future." ”
"In the future? Whoever wants to follow you in the future, don't look at me Huo with squinting eyes, don't like me, and don't think that if you are my junior brother, you will have a chance, I will tell you that there is no chance at all! I have a sweetheart. The little junior sister pointed at Jiao Wen and said a lot, and when she mentioned her sweetheart, she glanced at Huang Yaoshi next to her, and then covered her face and ran away.
Jiao Wen's three views have been impacted again, and this senior sister is also an old driver! He also wanted to think that what the little junior sister said about the future was an ordinary future, but her performance obviously told Jiao Wen that this future would be an extraordinary future!
Jiao Wen looked at his senior brother with a confused expression, Huang Yaoshi grabbed him and led him to the resting place, "Senior brother, don't mind too much, junior sister, she is like this, in fact, she is still a good person." ”
"Senior brother I know, I won't care, junior sister is lively." Jiao Wen pulled out a few smiles and said.
"Hey, that's right, come, this is the inner strength of this door, you take it over first to familiarize yourself with it, and tomorrow I will hand it over to you in detail." Senior Brother suddenly took out a book from the air behind him, put it in Jiao Wen's hand, and then patted him on the shoulder and prepared to leave.
Jiao Wen was very moved, this was the first day of entry, and he taught the heart method of pressing the bottom of the box, the senior brother is really generous, looking at the back of the senior brother, Jiao Wen called out, "Senior brother~ What is your full name!" ”
"My surname is Huang, a pharmacist, just call me Huang Yaoshi~" The senior brother waved his hand with his back to Jiao Wen.
"Oh my God! Huang Yaoshi?! Little sister! Jiuding real people! When Jiao Wen heard the name and recalled all the things he had encountered during this time, he seemed to know where this place was.
It's a movie, the name of that movie is called, Tang Bohu dots autumn fragrance, ah, phew, no, it's called East Becomes West!
"It's all through this time, no wonder Master, Senior Brother and Sister are more funny than the other, it turns out that this is a funny film." Jiao Wen muttered quietly, but this world is also quite dangerous.
For example, Jiuding Zhenren casually took Jiao Wen to play bungee jumping several times, which is not at all like the low-martial arts world, and then look at Ouyang Feng being pushed off the cliff by Hong Qi, but the two of them didn't even vomit blood to know how exaggerated their physical fitness is, the most important thing is the secret weapon in Wang Chongyang!
Ouyang Fengfei's speed in the sky is one hundred and eighty miles, the boots of that speed poked over, and inserted it into the temple a little bit, ordinary people's heads would have exploded a long time ago, and Wang Chongyang could still talk nonsense for a long time when he was seriously injured like this, and his vitality was comparable to Xiaoqiang.