Chapter 15 How can there be a harem plot in reality
It's going to rain, the show will be updated, and the comics are about to come out.
Finally came the day when "Witch Fighter McGee" came out with a new piece of information, and like the young ladies in the group, Qiao Jean also stayed in front of the computer and shivered.
Although he has been doing mental construction for several days, he still feels like he has run 1,000 meters in his heart when he really welcomes the new comics.
Then he actually went out for a run, although not voluntarily.
Mom: Lulu-Jolu! This dead girl pretended not to hear it, hey, Xiao, let you not rush in first, help me buy a bottle of soy sauce.
Jorang: ...... Oh.
In the next second, Qiao Rang sensed that things were not simple in the eyes of his mother.
It is about ten minutes to go to the nearest supermarket at the entrance of the community, which is not far, but it takes twenty minutes to go back and forth, plus the time for shopping, it is just to buy a bottle of soy sauce - the budget-conscious Qiao's mother calculates her son's muscles with her eyes and estimates the limit weight bearing value.
In the end, she sighed and said, "Gua cub, you are in college, sign up for a fitness class, and now you can't find a wife." ”
Qiao Rang rolled his eyes at the air, who wants to find a girlfriend, can the bewitching slut in reality have my two-dimensional love to shake the lively, cute, perfect and gentle? Non-existent, tan90, can I go buy soy sauce?
He came out of the house five minutes later, with a long list in his hand.
Alas, women are so troublesome.
Mom even wrote down the big pot to be used for the New Year, please don't put too much pressure on the small supermarket at the door that is convenient for daily life in the residential area, okay?
However, small supermarkets are also good as small supermarkets, that is, the distance between anyone is very close, and he can hear everything he says clearly.
When Joe Jean took all the items on the list and was about to get up to check out, he suddenly heard a familiar discussion in his ears.
This familiarity does not refer to the voice, but to the topic of their discussion.
Girl A: "I haven't heard you mention your male god recently, wow, have you changed your mind?" ”
Girl B: "What, I wonder why you didn't talk to us about the swimming club!" ”
Girl A: "What's that?" ”
Girl B: "The cartoon that has been on the air recently, and my classmates are watching it." Miyamoto Sa is simply handsome! Compared to Sasa, what is a male god, his face is pitted, and he used to think it was an illusion that he looked good. ”
Girl A: "Uh, is it that bad, it's just that there have been a few more pimples on my face recently......"
Girl B: "Alas, how many cartoons have I recommended you, haven't you even watched them?" Look more, and you'll be desperate for real-life men! ”
Joe Jean trembled, this girl B...... She's promising, she's a buildable material.
Girl A: "But I think cartoons are for children......"
No, no, this lady, you confuse the cartoon that has been approved by the children's channel with the animation that was quietly put on in the middle of the night in Japan.
Girl B: "Anyway, you must eat my Amway this time!" It's really super beautiful! ”
Qiao Rang looked up and hurriedly glanced at the two girls, girl A with glasses and a sven face seemed to be about to be convinced, and he cheered hard for girl B in his heart.
Come on! This FFF member has your back!
Today's Qiao Rang classmates are also making small efforts to make a stumbling block.
Although his mother's words still made him involuntarily recall the appearance of the girls in the college class, but because he has a slight face blindness, and he doesn't care about his face blindness...... So he probably can't remember anything but the names of his female classmates.
On the way back, he was surprised to find that these two girls were also in the same neighborhood as him, and they had never seen each other before.
…… It's funny that he doesn't need to know who lives next door to a dead fat house in a reinforced concrete building.
This sense of mystery is his ultimate pursuit!
Qiao Rang would never admit that he was a little disappointed when he thought so.
After walking together for a distance, he didn't fork the road yet, he silently followed behind them, directly behind, so as not to be seen by the afterglow of the two, and the footsteps were much softer, like a thief.
It wasn't until Qiao Rang walked to his house that he breathed a sigh of relief and quickened his pace towards the door.
He never expected that in the next second, he would be "accosted"!
The voice was B, a girl who was judged to be promising by Qiao Rang: "Ah, that male classmate holding the pot!" ”
Joe's hands tightening suddenly, his heart began to beat faster, he stiffened and turned around, asking the other party with his eyes what was wrong.
Then he received a sweet smile attack: "We just moved into this neighborhood and live in this building behind you." ”
Jo Rang nodded dumbly, unable to utter a word.
When girl B saw him like this, he smiled and waved to him: "Just say hello, I feel like I've seen you at school." ”
School? Are they alumni?
Joe let the dull head creak again, and he made a sudden realization, but still didn't say a word, just nodded beyond the other party.
He won't be able to speak, because he knows that as soon as he opens his mouth, it will definitely be a trash, and then he will be embarrassed in front of the two girls!
Qiao made his classmates very self-aware, and the girl on the opposite side didn't force it, but only waved to him, which was regarded as saying hello, and the two were reincarnated and left.
Jo Jean sighed with relief, and even felt that the pot in his hand was heavier.
Just now, he seems to have had a very vivid communication with the outside world?
But this situation,It's not so much about the daily life.,It's like in the animation.,The male protagonist who advertises as an ordinary otaku begins to touch the porcelain soft girl in various postures and let the soft girl touch the porcelain?
It's obviously a waste house with no friends.,But suddenly I can even breathe and flirt with my sister.,Who can learn this kind of waste house.,It's obviously a toilet paper plot that is cool and refreshing!
Qiao Rang quickly shook his head violently, it was impossible for him to fall into such a routine! There are only paper people in his world, and only the second dimension is his final destination!
After that, the two-dimensional marriage in China will be legal......
Well, it seems impossible to wait until he dies.
Back home, putting down the pot, Jorang floated back to his room with an indescribable low pressure.
He seemed to have touched the wall of reality, and he could only hold the pillow of his wife from the previous quarter to calm down.
Oh forgot to mention that although Joe Jean's classmate is born to be a boy who stands up to the sky, it doesn't mean that he didn't call "wife!" ".
Actually, he likes idols very much.,And what he hopes most now is to cross into the idol fan.,Uh、Be a P or something...... As long as there is an opportunity, he will definitely enjoy it!
Adjust his mentality, he finally opened the PAPA group, he knows that now the information has come out, first look at the reaction of the young lady in the group, he can basically peek into the intelligence from the chat history.
Don't think he's cowardly, because he's really cowardly.