Chapter 258: Interpretation

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong drank this cup of heart-piercing wine and continued to speak: "After Lord Divine Ape was born, he had the strongest combat power in the Three Realms! The Three Realms here are the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man.

One day, Lord Divine Ape walked to a place called Huaguo Mountain, where there were countless of his kindred, so he decided to settle there.

However, all living beings have a lifespan, and the ape-sama is no exception, after one day of drunkenness, his soul was snatched away by the black and white impermanence from hell.

The Divine Ape didn't understand it at first, but by the time he understood, he had already arrived at the Yama Palace.

The ape said, "How did I get here?" I'm immortal.

Then the king of Hades said, "If you die today, you will not live tomorrow!" It's a joke to live forever, who in the world can not die? ”

"Here, a toast to the hellish ape-sama going to hell!" The people at the bottom held the mind that this wine would not cost money anyway, and they would not drink it in vain, and they drank it bitterly.

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong did not pour wine this time, and this wave of rhythm was unstable.

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong continued: "Lord Divine Ape said, since the Book of Life and Death is so powerful, you let me see if I am really dead, otherwise what if you cheat?" ”

The people in the audience burst into laughter when they heard this: "Haha, Lord Divine Ape, he can really be funny." ”

"Hades suddenly felt that what Lord God Ape said was so reasonable, he was speechless, so he took out the book of life and death, turned out the page with Lord God Ape written on it, and handed it over, Lord God Ape took it, and saw that it was written that he was really dead, and this was repaid, and Lord God Ape tore off the page of life and death book." Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong paused, and it stands to reason that the crowd in the audience should cheer.

Sure enough, "Cheers to Lord Ape's feat!" ”

The old bustard said distressedly: "We can't go on like this, how much will we lose if we drink like this." ”

Wen Mei said: "What are you afraid of, your boss is not distressed at all, what are you worried about." ”

The old bustard said: "Although Chunxianglou was not founded by me, but I developed it little by little, I feel distressed if I continue to lose like this." ”

Wen Mei felt that it made sense, whose child was distressed, so she comforted: "Don't worry, your boss is also not a loser." ”

The old bustard reluctantly continued to stare at Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong, if the boss really became the top brand of Chunxianglou, then Chunxianglou would definitely make money every day.

"After the god ape tore off the page of the book of life and death, he thought about it, and simply tore up all the books of life and death about apes, thinking that this would be the longevity clan in the future, but it was a pity that the god ape forgot what to do if these clansmen had offspring? It was really painful for the people to watch their descendants die from generation to generation, so Lord Ape decided to go to hell every other day and tear up the book of life and death.

When the king of Hades saw that the book of life and death had been torn apart, this was an unprecedented thing, and he launched a bull-headed horse-face, black and white, and all kinds of evil ghosts in the underworld launched an attack on the god ape.

Lord Ape easily subdued these messengers, and the beaten Hades drilled under the table, and finally the Hades also admitted his mistake to Lord Ape, and Lord Ape finally took away the artifact that suppressed hell - the Hell Supernator Stick, and since then it has been known as the Hell Ape!. ”

"Oh! Cheers to the Hell Ape-sama! ”

Sinan drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, looked at the amorous Zhen Ji version of Li Tong on the stage, quickly shook his head, and said to a few women listening to the story next to him: "Young ladies, in Xia Sinan, because I was separated from my mother when I was very young and lacked the nourishment of breast milk, I don't know if the young ladies are willing to let me revisit it?" ”

Several women who were originally fascinated by the story were immediately moved, and I have to say that in this era of looking at faces, everything the handsome guy said was right.

In this way, Sinan hugged the left and right to open the room.

Yuan Chu looked at all this dumbfounded, rubbed his face, made a sad look, and patted a woman's shoulder.

The woman turned around and saw that it was Yuan Chu, and she also heard Yuan Chu's ancient stunt just now, and couldn't help laughing: "Dao Chief, what's the matter with you?" ”

Yuan Chu said: "This sister, in the beginning of the next Yuan, because she was separated from her mother when she was a child, she has lacked maternal care since she was a child, and I don't know if the young lady is willing to let me relive the light of maternal love...... Phew~"

The woman was quite happy on this station, but the more she listened, the more angry she became, Yuan Chu meant that she was old and could be his mother, so the woman simply gave Yuan Chu a slap in the face.

After the beating, the woman remembered that all the guests who came here were guests, so she ran away in a panic.

Yuan Chu looked up at the departing woman in despair, and then remembered the goodness of his wife at home, because his wife had never disliked herself.

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong continued: "Come, let's continue to talk about how Lord Hell God Ape possessed Li Tong?

Because Li Tong sacrificed his life to save the emperor, he was besieged and killed, and when his soul went to hell, it happened that Lord Hell God Ape tore up a new book of life and death in hell, and the Hell God Ape said, if you give me fifty yuan, I will tear up your book of life and death, and let you have the power of my hair, as for why it is so cheap? Because there are no middlemen to make the difference!

Li Tong agreed at that time, so we know the legend later. ”

"Here, Cheers to the protagonist to get Goldfinger!" Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong finally perfectly interpreted his origin, although it is weird, but he can't stand him is a legend!

Otherwise, how to explain that a person dies and is resurrected, and can become a hell god ape.

Believe it or not, I believe it anyway!

The audience below raised their wine glasses, they didn't expect the origin of the totem of Zhao Guo to be so magical, with this kind of existence, the strength of Zhao State is just around the corner!

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong said: "You can say these things casually, I don't want copyright." ”

"What the hell is copyright? Forget it, do it first! The people below picked up their glasses and began to drink.

Zhen Ji's version of Li Tong directly threw the drunken immortal brewing jar in his hand into the air this time.

The whole person jumped up, kicked the wine jar to pieces, and then waved his palm, condensed the internal force, and shook the wine droplets in the air into wine mist.

Those who are still coveting the drunken immortal brew are going to break their hearts, you are a tyrannical thing!

Ignoring the image, they ran into the fog and breathed heavily.

"Don't worry, I said, this wine is called Zuixian Brew, which is brewed with wolfberry, deer antler, whole grains, spinach, ginseng, water, and food additives, and the price is naturally expensive, so where can I buy it? At present, only people in Yan Country sell Drunken Immortal Brew, and Zhao State does not, but I want to tell you a good news, from today onwards, Zhao Kingdom also has it! Yes, there is! No 998, no 688, just 188! ”