"It doesn't matter, it just happens to be there." Sinan Road.

Li Tong was still a little skeptical, after all, the Great Zhou Imperial Family had been exposed to things like magic, and it was not impossible for them to be interested in mutant abilities.

"Then I passed your assessment?" Li Tong asked.

Sinan nodded and said, "There is no problem on my side." ”

Yuan Chu crossed his hands on his waist and said: "I'll just say that I did this reliably!" ”

"That's not right!" Li Tong finally reacted, and was almost mixed up by Yuan Chu's rhythm.

Yuan Chu began to tell Li Tong that the Immortal Court sent him to test Li Tong, but Sinan didn't know anything about it! Doesn't that mean that Yuan Chu came to kill himself?

Li Tong came back to his senses, and Yuan Chu had already quietly run to the door of the tent.

"Don't run, you stop me!" Li Tong shouted.

Xue Yundao outside heard the sound and immediately came in from outside, with a mountain-like body, knocking Yuan Chu into all directions.

Li Tong smiled, grabbed Yuan Chu's neck, and said, "What are you running?" My friend! ”

"Sinan! Come and save me! He's going to kill me! Yuan Chu shouted for help.

Sinan looked at Yuan Chu indifferently, and didn't lend a hand, the reason he had already guessed that it was seven or eight times, and he would suffer the consequences of his own death!

"Say, who sent you to kill me?" Li Tong asked.

Li Tong pressed Yuan Chu's head to the ground and rubbed it slightly, if Yuan Chu didn't tell the truth again, he would rub it hard later!

Yuan Chu was threatened to tell the truth.

Yuan Chu, this guy, with his own ability, swaggered everywhere, and often changed places with one shot.

For example, he found a dragon king temple, and then found a place with water nearby, solidified the air on the water, and stood on it with his feet, so that he could pretend to be the god of water! They then demanded money from local officials and civilians to ensure that there would be no more floods in the future.

Or maybe he heard that the rich man was very superstitious, so he performed a ladder in front of people's homes! Climbing the ladder is the way he condenses the air into a staircase, and then steps on it step by step, and the people who eat melons unconsciously, naturally treat him as a god and serve him with delicious food and drink.

It wasn't until he heard about Li Tong in Yan Kingdom, especially after hearing that Yan Guo was going to fight Zhao Guo, he was even more excited, and after seeing Liu Hai, he got straight to the point and let Liu Hai shoot at him with ten thousand arrows! Yuan Chu solidified the air around his body to form a barrier, so that the bow and arrows could not be shot, and in order to pretend to be more effective, he also solidified the nearby arrows in mid-air, in the eyes of Liu Hai, it was absolutely amazing!

Especially after Yuan Chu said that he would subdue demons and eliminate demons, Liu Hai was so excited! On the spot, he promised to give Yuan Chu 10,000 taels of silver!

So at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, he was collecting money from people to eliminate disasters, and he was really ready to kill Li Tong!

"I've told you everything, we'll be a family in the future, let me go, my face is swollen!" Yuan Chu shouted.

The corners of Sinan's mouth went up, stupid Yuan Chu, how could you believe this kind of person?

Sure enough, Li Tong pressed Yuan Chu to the ground and rubbed it even more.

"Tell you to kill me!"

"Call you to lie to me!"

"Dare to lie to me?"

"Dare to kill me?"

……

In the end, both sides of Yuan Chu's face were swollen like Zhu Bajie, the reason was that after Li Tong rubbed Yuan Chu's left side of his face, he said that he was obsessive-compulsive, and in order to make the two sides symmetrical, he rubbed the right side of his face again.

Li Tong clapped his hands and said, "Old Xue, let's go!" ”

Xue Yundao whispered: "That Sinan doesn't care about him?" ”

Li Tong said: "Don't worry about him, just let him stay with Yuan Chu." ”

Now that the six countries have arranged to withdraw their troops, the scene is chaotic, Wen Mei is still waiting for him in Li Tong's tent, Li Tong can't wait to go back and continue to fight with Wen Mei's sideburns.

Xue Yundao told Li Tong: "Your Majesty will come later, and I want to praise the army's merits this time." ”

Li Tong said: "What's the matter with me?" ”

"You are now the spiritual totem of Zhao Kingdom! You are not present, who has the face to be praised! Xue Yundao said anxiously.

"Will it be a high achievement? Let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was a great general, because his merits were too high, his subordinates forcibly put on a dragon robe for him, and he was forced to become the emperor in the end, I am not alarmist. Li Tong said confidently.

Xue Yundao laughed and said: "It's okay, you can go despite your high merit, this thing is not suitable for you and Your Majesty." ”

"You're really relieved of me!" Li Tong said.

In the end, Li Tong was pushed to the front desk, and he turned into the appearance of Sun Wukong, standing the golden hoop stick beside him, and let the soldiers in the audience watch him stand there quietly and pretend to be forced.

"Your Majesty has arrived!"

A group of people all knelt down, and the Monkey King version of Li Tong did not kneel, because this was allowed by the little emperor in advance, saying that the totem of Zhao State did not need to kneel to worship anyone!

The little emperor stood on the high platform and said, "Soldiers! You've done a great job! ”

"Serve Your Majesty, not hard!"

Poof, who taught this. The Monkey King version of Li Tong almost laughed when he stood on the stage.

I don't know who wrote the speech to the little emperor, anyway, the soldiers in the audience screamed at the end! The soldiers of the Six Kingdoms who had just retreated not far ago were taken aback, thinking that the people of Zhao had killed them again!

"Also, cheers for our Zhao Kingdom Totem Hell God Ape!" The little emperor pointed to the Monkey King version of Li Tong and said.

Since being banned by the system, Li Tong has not communicated with the system once.

"I'm going to apply for temporary access to Hellfire." Very formulaic inquiry.

The system replied: "Accurate!" ”

After the system was restored, the Monkey King version of Li Tong became in the form of hellfire.

Fuck you! You've watched too many court dramas!

The system replied: "Serious abusive behavior detected by the host, silence for one hour!" ”

Hellfire Li Tong: "......"

"Now I would like to ask our Hell God Ape to say a few words." The little emperor shouted.

Say what to say! has been banned, and he still has to speak, how to break it? Wait online, it's in a hurry!

The scene was quiet, and the soldiers in the audience all looked at Hellfire Li Tong with admiration, holding their breath, lest they miss every word that Hellfire Li Tong said.

Finally, the soldiers in the audience couldn't hold it back, don't bring such a pit! You don't speak like this, you plan to suffocate us, right? Let's inherit our pension!

The little emperor looked at Hellfire Li Tong suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "Are you speechless with excitement?" I also memorized a speech for you, I said you can repeat it again, don't be nervous, trust me, you will be able to do it! ”

Hellfire Li Tong really wants to cry without tears! The baby is bitter, but the baby can't say it.

PS: Ask for subscription support! Thank you very much! The baby panicked, but the baby spoke up.