Chapter 97: I'll Breed Your Uncle!
"Uh... What are you? β
Faced with Kai's question, how should Jingmen answer?
I can't answer: Oh, I'm not a thing, I'm a great Jingmen!!
No matter how you listen to it, it feels awkward.
It was Jingmen who raised his eyebrows, and finally chose to ignore the guy with a watermelon skin hairstyle in front of him, and continued to attack Kai with a sinking face.
If you can do it, don't beep!
"Yo Xi, I've decided, seeing that you have so many dinosaur people's abilities, then let's call you a hybrid dinosaur man!" Kai happily determined the code name of Jingmen.
"Damn, didn't your mother teach you not to give random nicknames?" Jingmen was furious: "Eat me a trick**... No, it's an ultimate! β
As he spoke, Jing Men's lower body suddenly stretched out a thick and long stick-like object, and slashed it from bottom to top in the direction of Kai.
Kai vaguely saw that at the end of the thick and long stick-like object, there was also this head with a thick body slightly larger than the stick-like body, and it really looked like a certain kind of male ** official!
"Wocao, it's really '**'" Kai said that he was "fertilized", and hurriedly dodged the object that looked like a man's vital organs.
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, the giant tree behind Kai was stabbed through by the "**", which shows how powerful it is.
"Tear your pants, stab... Poke in! Kai opened his mouth wide and said, "Shocking": "This is what I said in the novel, 'dick exploded', right?" β
"Shut up!" Jingmen felt that he had been deeply insulted: "Look clearly, this is my tail, it is the tail hammer of the ankylosaurus, not **!! β
Saying that, Jing Men also turned around and lifted the hem of his research coat, revealing his torn pants, and a thick rod-like body extended from the tail vertebrae to circle 180 degrees, and the other end was the "**" shaped organ that pierced through the giant tree at this time.
However, Kai saw a different message...
"Hey, where's your balls?" Kai felt amazing: "With such a big cock, why are your balls so small that I can't even see them?" β
"I'm a woman, asshole!!" Jingmen couldn't bear it: "You give me death!" β
As he spoke, Jingmen had five fingers on both hands, and his neatly trimmed nails fell off to the ground, and the green outer armor covering the palms of his hands climbed on it, and finally sharpened into ten 10-centimeter-long claws with strange curved hooks.
After revealing his weapon, Jing Men leaned over and rushed forward, the sharp claws in his hands scratching at Kai's face fiercely.
It's really a woman's way of attacking.
However, Kai didn't mean to dodge, but stared at Jingmen's open chest suspiciously, with a face, "Are you a ghost?" is so flat, even Princess Taiping is willing to bow down".
This angered Jingmen even more, the flat chest was the deepest pain in her heart, she instantly lost her mind, and her hands were fiercely buttoned towards Kai's eyeballs on her chest - she wanted to buckle this pair of dog eyes that looked at people seriously!
Kai still didn't move, slapped his head and suddenly realized: "Oh~ I understand, you're that kind of shemale, right?" Is it the new species of male and female and female? β
"Boom!"
"Click!!"
"Bang !!"
When Kai thought he was enlightened, Jingmen's attack was about to touch Kai's eyeballs, but he found that there was a powerful tearing force behind him and a layer of pain in his tail.
She had forgotten that she hadn't pulled the hammer out of the tree yet!
So Jingmen's ferocious impact was pulled by his own tail, and the giant tree immediately said that it was subjected to the unbearable weight of life, and directly "clicked" and broke into two, and Jingmen also lost balance control because of the uneven force in an instant, and fell directly to the ground with his chin and made a loud "bang" sound.
Originally, the claws that wanted to pick out Kai's eyeballs could only scratch three centimeters in front of Kai's eyes weakly, but they were so close that the end of the world could not do anything.
"Yay?" Kai reacted at this time: "Mr. Shemale, what are you doing here?" Do you bow down? β
It's also a fool who has a fool's luck, Kai actually dodged the fatal blow so inexplicably, and even had time to mock Jingmen's strange posture of throwing himself to the ground now.
Jingmen slowly got up from the ground and said viciously word by word: "I! Want! Kill! Finish! You!!! β
At the same time as Jingmen took an oath, Jingmen's body began to bulge slightly, and the shape of the body slowly rose, and the muscles rose up like hormones, but in a moment, all the clothes on the original body were torn to reveal the sturdy body underneath, and the dazzling eight-pack abdominal muscles in the abdomen were each the size of an adult's palm, and the tail pulled out of the giant tree also slowly grew and expanded from the root, and finally formed a huge tail hammer that was unique to the previous ankylosaurus.
"Roar!!
The mutated Jingmen roared angrily, his dark green eyes stared at Kai, and he couldn't help but be angry when he saw that Kai was still staring at his empty lower body strangely.
"Roar!!
He opened his mouth again, only this time it was different that a dark green fireworks-like gas erupted from the big mouth of the door, pointing directly at Kai!
This time, Kai finally reacted, and quickly changed from static to dynamic and disappeared in place, and once again left the place in an instant, and the dark green fireworks that lost their target were all tilted on the position where Kai was standing, and let out a "Tsk!" "Whew!" Strange noises.
When the dark green fireworks disappeared, all that was left was a small rotten crater in its placeβwhich had been corroded.
A dark green gas that can corrode even dirt!
"Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey! Kai wondered in surprise, "Is this the 'Dragon's Breath' mentioned in the novel?" Look at this green-green color, are you poisonous? β
"You are poisonous when you step on a horse, and your whole family is poisonous!" Jingmen's 3-meter-tall body voice is also a lot thicker, and she can't hear her original gender: "Give me death!" Die! Die! Die! β
Accompanied by a sentence of death, it is a breath, but this slow small-scale breath attack is obviously not any threat to Kai's agile body, and Kai has no intention of fighting back, but looks up and down at the state of Jingmen at this time.
The human head is covered with fine green scales, limbs and torso, although the muscles are thick enough to explode and covered with a layer of dark green armor, but it still belongs to the category of humans, and the 10-centimeter-long claws of the nails in the hands can be regarded as a special hobby that is not mainstream, and the only non-human is probably the tail hammer that Kai previously considered to be "**".
On the whole, it's like... Four are not like!
A patchwork of four is neither human, nor dinosaur, nor male, and finally has no female characteristics.
Therefore, Kai immediately asked a very serious question: "This ladyboy... Shemale lady, how do you breed offspring? β
Jingmen: "... I'll breed your uncle! β
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Hahahaha, I'm Hu Hansan back again!
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