When you train, you can only score a few of them out of 100 times, which is a very good goal percentage.

But what no one expected was that today he actually succeeded in the competition, which is almost the same as the probability of winning the lottery.

It's no wonder that Rooney is excited, such a goal, even if it is to give him two years less, it is estimated that he is willing.

Vardy thought for a moment and instead of rushing over to celebrate with Wayne Rooney, he walked up to the referee.

"Sir, can you lend me the red card, I promise it's just to celebrate the goal with Rooney, just kidding!"

Vardy looked at the referee and said with a look of sincerity.

The referee was stunned and didn't understand what Vardy meant for the first time.

Borrowing a red card?

Coach borrowing a red card?

What are you trying to do?

However, Vardy said that he was joking, so it is estimated that it may be a joke, it is impossible for this thing to directly take the red card and shine at himself!

Unless he's tired and crooked!

His own red and yellow cards symbolize the majesty of the referee, how can he easily lend players to play?

If any other player comes to him for an inexplicable red card, he will definitely let him go.

But the problem is that Vardy, who is now standing in front of him, is very entangled in himself.

Where is Vardy an ordinary player, this product has its own amusement aura, even if he doesn't want to tease, but every game will still surround Vardy A series of accidents, which has become a theorem in world football.

If he doesn't lend the red card to Vardy, even if Vardy doesn't hate him, he may not be able to let himself go, and if Vardy has any revenge on himself, then he may not be able to get off the pitch alive.

Think of the referees who have had accidents under Jamie Vardy so far, and think about their misery, and if you reject Vardy, you will definitely be following in their footsteps.

So even if he didn't want to, the referee couldn't just refuse Vardy's request.

However, if he just handed the red card to Vardy in public, he would definitely be criticized after the game, and the referee committee would punish him.

So what should be done?

The brain was racing, and the referee really thought of a good idea.

Inadvertently took out the red card, deliberately as if he didn't hold it, the red card fell to the ground, just when Vardy was a little stunned, the referee squeezed his eyebrows and gave Vardy a look.

Vardy instantly understood, it turned out that this was what it meant!

Quickly possessed to pick up the red card, and with the referee deliberately blocking it, Vardy ran all the way to Rooney, who had just finished celebrating his goal.

Under the watchful eyes of all the fans, Vardy held up the red card and flashed it to Wayne Rooney!

Rooney OUT!

"You're too strong, you have to give you a red card, or your opponent won't be able to play!"

Vardy pretended to be serious and said to Rooney, but as soon as he finished speaking, he broke the power in a second, bent over and laughed breathlessly.

To be honest, Rooney was a little confused when he saw Jamie Vardy give him a red card.

What does this mean?

But a second later, he realized that it was Vardy joking with himself.

This bastard is making such a joke.

So the boxing show began on the court, with uppercut and downpercut combinations, and Vardy, who turned into a punching bag, almost died on the spot.

Finally enough of the trouble, at this time the referee also walked over, pretended to be angry and snatched the red card from Vardy's hand, and then took out the yellow card and flashed it at Vardy.

Yellow Card Warning.

Vardy blinked at the referee, full of doubts, isn't that the script?

Wow, no wonder you threw the red card on the ground instead of giving it to me, you were waiting for me here!

Tainyima is lewd!

However, Vardy is actually really wrong to blame the referee, if Vardy snatches the red card from the referee, then Vardy will definitely be sent off directly by the red card, and pick up the red card dropped by the referee to play like now, then the yellow card warning is enough!

Vardy didn't understand the referee's painstaking efforts at all!

The fans in front of the TV were extremely happy, and this series of plots made them reluctant to even blink their eyes.

"Wayne Rooney's long-range volley is definitely the best goal in European football this season, and I'm about to climax!"

"Cut, what is that, if it weren't for the throw-in thrown directly into the goal, Vardy would have thrown a grenade into the goal himself!"

"Didn't Rooney get red carded by Jamie Vardy, why did he stay on the pitch?"

"Nima, this referee is really enough, he actually acted with Vardy, I clearly saw this thing squeezing his eyes at Vardy!"

"Vardy: Referee, didn't we say yes, why did you give me a yellow card?"

......

Although Ferguson was still shocked by Rooney's kick just now, in the blink of an eye, Vardy almost made him suffer a heart attack.

Couldn't Nima's goods stop for a while?

It's another yellow card!

This thing has more cards than a defender!

Enough of the trouble was enough and the game was able to restart, but at this time, everyone actually didn't have much to think about the game.

Only Vardy is a little troubled, he is patronizing this game to do tasks to make wedding dresses for others, he hasn't scored yet, as a super goalscorer, how can he not score goals in such a game!

As a result, Vardy became the most active in the Manchester United team, even if his teammates didn't want to attack very much, Vardy used his actions to drive them forward.

The period during which he could have slowly controlled the pace to save energy was driven by Vardy to a fast pace, and the Manchester United players on the field really couldn't tell how hard they could tell.

Alan Smith couldn't see it, so he just let Vardy score quickly, otherwise when would such a day be a head.

After winning the ball, Alan Smith burst forward from a midfield position, attracted the bag and struck the ball to Jamie Vardy's feet.

Hurry up and score!

I'm begging you!

Jamie Wardie lived up to Alan Smith's expectations and blasted a blast through the Fulham goal.

After the goal, Jamie Gundy was satisfied, but he had to thank Alan Smith for feeding him.

So Vardy rushed in front of the desperate Saburo in a few steps, jumped up, pounced on Alan Smith, and came with a bear hug.

Alan Smith belongs to the kind of character who is cool on the outside but is actually as weak as a woman on the inside, and when he sees Vardy who is like a wolf, he unconsciously wants to hide.

Although he didn't dodge, the moment Vardy pounced, Alan Smith didn't hold it hard, and his body was carried forward by Vardy's weight.

The moment Vardy pounced on Alan Smith, he and Alan Smith began to lean back, and before he could react, he thought that Alan Smith was playing with him.

But as the body gradually fell, the gravitational acceleration gradually increased, as if the wheel was round and smashed to the ground, Vardy felt that something bad was going to happen.

Shield!

Shield!

Shield!

I'm going to use a shield!

......

Boom!

......

The moment his head hit the ground, Vardy felt as if there were countless chicks around his head!

Who am I?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

Once again, these esoteric philosophical questions lingered in Vardy's mind.

He's so stunned!

A large bag in the back of the head arched out at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if a mushroom had grown, or was it a poisonous mushroom......

Alan Smith quickly let go of his hand and put Vardy's body on the ground, he knew he might be in trouble!

Wake up!

You don't want to die!

I didn't mean to!

At first, the fans in the stands were just laughing a little more, but soon they realized that something was wrong, because Vardy was already lying there rolling his eyes!

Even if it's turf, it's enough to choke with a smash on the head!

Vardy told everyone this truth with his own experience!

Scoring is risky, celebrate with caution!

The team doctor rushed into the field, and Vardy was carried off the pitch on a stretcher.

Finally sobered up a little, Vardy felt an incomparably painful head, this big bag, can it not hurt!

Lying on a stretcher and being manipulated by the team doctor, Vardy began to wander into the world.

This is not scientific!

I obviously used a shield, how could I still knock so badly?

System, you give me out!

"System prompt: I'm sorry, the shield has passed its expiration date, and the trigger timeliness has deteriorated, you have already kowtowed just now, and the shield will take effect!"

Vardy gasped!

MMP!

I've knocked out a big bag, and you told me the shield to take effect!

That's a fart!

System I X your whole family!

Feeling like a dog in his heart, Vardy felt that he might be being played by the system again!

Speaking of system production, it must be a high-quality product, and there is still a shelf life for high-quality things?

I feel like I've been fooled!

But at this time, Vardy also suddenly realized, no wonder the system wants to issue such a task for himself to play the whole game, it turns out that he is going to be injured at this time!

It seems that Alan Smith really can't be blamed, it must be the black hand of the system that invisibly manipulates everything.

Then, the shield is invalid, and I choke enough, can I continue to play.

Vardy looked at the team doctor, hoping to get an answer from his expression.

"Sir, can I still play?" Vardy asked eagerly.

The team doctor continued to give Vardy the medicine and said with a smile: "It's better to rest, the initial diagnosis is a slight concussion, it's better not to play again!" ”

When Vardy heard this, he was anxious and hurriedly said: "I'm fine, I'm really fine, you see, I'm as strong as a cow, and my head doesn't hurt at all." Tell the boss and say I'm fine! I'm going to keep competing! ”

The referee shrugged and smiled: "It's not a big deal, if you don't want to rest, you can play!" ”

Vardy is very happy, although he is really confused, but now Manchester United have won the game, and he is back on the pitch, even if he is standing there playing soy sauce, as long as he survives the game, he can complete the task, why not?

"Then I'm sorry for you, tell the boss quickly!" Vardy said excitedly.

However, the next sentence of the team doctor was like pouring cold water on Vardy's head, and it almost didn't make Vardy lose his breath.

"It's okay to tell him, it's just that Mr. Ferguson has already completed the substitution while you were confused!"

Nima!

Vardy rolled his eyes and fainted!