Chapter 400: My Man, My Money
The commander of the Glory Legion fully understood the rebellious move of the Midwinter Campaign, and couldn't help but look at Ye Xiaofei with reverence, in this world, he was the only one who could make him like this, and the old king of Prussia was the only one. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The stunned expression froze on Arthur's face in the next second, thinking that he was dizzy with old eyes, he saw the expulsion in Ye Xiaofei's eyes again, and suddenly felt like he was digging out his heart and lungs on the side, so he almost knelt down to show his loyalty, and what about that person? but turned a blind eye. An eyesore old man of yours, with a fast expulsion expression. Suddenly, he felt that his heart and lungs had been eaten by wolves and dogs, and he had become wolf hearts and dog lungs.
Finally, the eye-catching person flicked his sleeves and sighed that the world was going down, and he walked away.
Ye Xiaofei touched his chin with one hand, the beard that he hadn't shaved for a long time grew a hard stubble, which felt good, but it was never as pleasing to the eye as the delicate body in the arms of the other hand. He looked at Ye Xiaodie, who was struggling in his arms, and muttered, "This girl has become a big girl, how can she have a smell of ecstasy, and I am reluctant to let go of my hand." β
Ye Xiaofei, who was struggling with Ye Xiaofei's suspicions, suddenly stopped moving, staring at Ye Xiaofei with jealous eyes, and said, "Daji? Are you looking for a woman behind my back? Is it a human or an elf? Or orcs? β
"You don't even know?" Ye Xiaofei opened his mouth and began to popularize science: "Daji is a fox with nine tails, known as the nine-tailed sky fox, and the charm is the best in the world--ah--"
Ye Xiaofei only felt that his body was rising in the air, and in the next second, he was lined up on the ground like a ball by a huge force, he never expected to be attacked, he rolled all the way, smashed a hole in the tent, and rolled out. only listened to a belated roar: "Ye Xiaofei, you slut, you dare to live up to me!" I'm going to let you die a bad death. β
The two guards at the door were still blinded at first, and when they saw Ye Xiaofei's face exposed in the dust, they seemed to be alive, and hurriedly stepped forward to help, and were about to draw their weapons to guard them. However, as soon as they heard the belated roar, the two looked at each other, seeing the decisive intention in each other's eyes, and the next second, the two guards turned decisively and fled for their lives.
"Return--come--" Lying on the ground with raised hands waiting for someone to help, at this time he was wailing and holding the two fleeing guards, Ye Xiaofei couldn't wait to put them in the oil pot, they were all ungrateful guys.
An arm-thick wooden stick, one meter long, whistled out of the tent and happened to hit the raised hand, and the hand fell in response, but the exhausted stick was grabbed by an angry woman.
Without saying a word, Ye Xiaodie dragged Ye Xiaofei's legs directly into the tent, and carefully closed the door curtain, so that the guards who went and returned couldn't help but put their ears to the tent to eavesdrop.
"Ahββββββ Fluttershy, are you crazy? Ahh
Ye Xiaofei never thought about the scene when Ye Xiaodie was as angry as a tiger and his six relatives didn't recognize him, but he saw Ye Xiaodie sitting on his stomach, and the stick with thick arms was a stick on his head, and at the same time he asked, "Tell me honestly, when did you betray me?" How long have you been with that mean woman? β
If anyone dares to say that the elf is kind, Ye Xiaofei will definitely play with him. The head in front of her is a serious elf, and she is also an elf princess with a very noble status, but this wild posture, riotous language, and the sourness of the small belly and chicken intestines can simply kill people.
Ye Xiaofei held his head in both hands, and suddenly a stick fell on his arm, he only knew that it hurt, he still remembered what woman was not a woman, he wanted to grab that stick and stop this crazy woman's move for no reason, but instead of succeeding, he also angered the stick, and it was three sticks to the palm, which made Ye Xiaofei's heart chill.
"Crazy woman," Ye Xiaofei used his waist pole to push Ye Xiaodie's slender body directly on. But before he could get up, Ye Xiaodie landed directly on his neck, and his feet just pressed his hands.
"Cheap man, are you still fighting back?"
Ye Xiaodie was like an angry little wild cat, with cracked teeth, and the wooden stick almost rubbed Ye Xiaofei's nose.
"I bet on the Marquis to win, after all, in my opinion, the Marquis is a real man. How could you not beat the Marquise? β
There was a whisper of chatter outside the tent, apparently the two desperate guards gambling. The bet is not to think about the victory or defeat between the Marquis and the Marquise.
"No," objected the other, "didn't you see the Marquis being beaten out and dragged back?" The Marquis ignored the Marquise, and the Marquise still had a wooden stick in her hand, the one that was all jet black. β
Ye Xiaofei couldn't help but stare at the wooden stick, its appearance was not good, but it weirdly emitted spiritual power fluctuations, only weapons above the spirit weapon level would emit spiritual power fluctuations independently, then? Could this stick be a spiritual artifact? Ye Xiaofei was just about to open his mouth to ask, but there was a sudden uproar in his ears, and there was definitely more than one or two people. He turned his head to look, and suddenly saw more than a dozen shadows reflected on the tent, and the sun was blazing at this time, and the heads of more than a dozen probes were clearly printed on the tent.
Ye Xiaofei gasped violently, he never knew that his soldiers were so gossipy. Is there a blatant peeping? Do you know how to respect other people's privacy?
The furious Ye Xiaodie was even more unbearable, looking at the shadow on the tent, he suddenly didn't know whether to beat or collect the wooden stick in his hand, he estimated Ye Xiaofei's reputation, if he didn't fight, would it be okay to find Xiao San? Also, is that woman named Daji better looking than herself? Gentler than yourself? I'm going to meet that.
"Say--"
Ye Xiaodie finally picked up the angry shelf, and suddenly felt that her hands were empty, Ye Xiaofei had already dodged the stick, and rushed out of the tent with a full face of anger.
"I'm grass! Who opened the market? β
On the ground five meters outside the tent, there is a very simple handicap, on the left side of which is written a female character, and on the right side is a male character. At this time, the bets on the two handicaps were simply very different, except that the guard who was initially sure of Ye Xiaofei's combat power pressed a lone copper coin, Ye Xiaofei rubbed his eyes in order to make sure that it was a copper coin, until, confirmed that it was correct, he thought to himself, this group of poor ghosts, just bet on a copper coin when you open a handicap? There are dozens of people gathered to gamble,, Lao Tzu doesn't owe you wages, as for being so poor? Forget it, I'll let you go this time.
Thinking like this, Ye Xiaofei's anger suddenly became half poor, and he thought that when he went back, he would raise the salary of this group of soldiers, open a market and bet on a copper coin, and spread it out, how could others laugh at me as a marquis?
A tolerant smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, but when his eyes skimmed to Ye Xiaodie's handicap, he suddenly roared privately like a lit ammunition depot: "I'm grass, gather people to gamble, you guys have itchy skin one by two?" , you're blind? How can I not beat a woman, the marquis of my dignified country? β
The guards suddenly fell from heaven to hell, and the face of the Marquis became too fast, one second it was still cloudy, and the next second it was thunderous fury. Seeing the furious Marquis raise the wooden stick in his hand, the guards showed painful expressions one by one.
"What's wrong with a woman?"
Ye Xiaodie, the woman, was still angry just now, but she rearranged her clothes in a short period of time, looking dignified and noble, and the momentum of the superior was fully displayed, even when she saw Ye Xiaodie dragging Ye Xiaofei into the tent in a rage just now, she thought it was done by another person, how could this elegant elf in front of her do that?
In a word, the expression of pain infected Ye Xiaofei like an infectious disease, the wooden stick held high did not dare to move, and the owner holding the wooden stick turned his head hesitantly, and then looked at the handicap that was piled up with amethyst and gold coins. Xindao: If you don't press Lao Tzu to win, then I will let you lose even your underwear!
Ye Xiaofei suddenly leaked domineeringly, took off the money bag on his waist, and threw it heavily: press yourself to win!
By the way, the currency exchange in the Douling Continent is like this: one amethyst coin for ten gold coins, ten gold coins for one hundred silver coins, and one hundred silver coins for ten thousand copper coins. According to visual observations, Fluttershy has won no less than thirteen Amethyst coins, and there are mountains of gold coins.
"My lord, we don't gamble. Don't gamble anymore---"
A few clever ghost guards shouted that they were about to reach out to get their bets back, in their opinion, the injured Ye Xiaofei obviously couldn't beat Ye Xiaodie, but if the marquis did it for the sake of face, it would be their crime to die.
Ye Xiaofei threw the wooden stick in his hand to the ground, buried most of it in the ground, and said: "Buy it and leave, if anyone dares to play tricks with me, don't blame me for settling accounts after the autumn." Since you have the leisure to gamble, after gambling, you have to lose to Lao Tzu to carry the dead body, you pampered guys, you should also move your bones! β
Heaven guaranteed!
The guards all wailed in their hearts: We have just finished the battle, we have been squinting for half a night, our souls have not returned to our senses, our backs are sore, how can we have a chance to be pampered?
However, Ye Xiaofei made this group of guys who dared to be angry shut up with a single look.
When Ye Xiaofei turned around, Ye Xiaodie's voice could no longer be seen, but he heard the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the tent from a distance, as if someone was looking for a weapon to take advantage of. This also shows that the bloody battle caused by the junior is about to be staged.
"Holy God! Did this crazy woman eat the wrong thing today? Ye Xiaofei screamed in his heart, as if he felt pain all over his body, he was whipped by leather whip and beaten with a stick to a miserable end. Walking to the door, he was a little afraid to go in, and even regretted that the wooden stick in his hand was nailed to the handicap like a sea god needle. This also lost the only weapon.
"Ye Xiaofei, get your aunt and grandmother inββββββ"
The guards were stunned one by one, this pungent voice, was it still the spirit with elegant manners and noble behavior just now? How is it more fierce than Cuihualou's mother Sang?
"That's right, this time it's the right betββββββ"
"Let's see how much money the Marquis has pressed, whether it is enough to score--"
"Yes, yes, this momentum, I admit that the Marquis is invincible in the world with his troops, but I am afraid that today I can only bow to the wind, and I don't know if I can raise the ββββββ"
The guards talked a lot, and their eyes continued to sweep towards Ye Xiaofei's splendid wallet, which was gold, worth at least three gold coins.
Ye Xiaofei wanted to vomit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, but the marquis's face made him endure it, and he almost choked him to death: This group of soldiers, see how Lao Tzu will clean you up later! However, why did Ye Xiaodie, a crazy woman, go crazy? Could it be ancestral psychosis? If so, who would dare to marry? The Elven Queen has long been extinct.
"Cheap man Ye Xiaofei, if you don't roll in again, my aunt and grandmother rushed out--"
The woman in the tent was clearly poised to find enough or a weapon to take advantage of, waiting for him to stick her head in.
Ye Xiaofei never dared to let Ye Xiaodie rush out, in broad daylight, a couple of men and women fought, no matter who won, the last two people lost. He didn't even want to rush into the tent, and he was still wondering: Damn, who brought me the washing water in the morning? Also carefully wrung out and offered with both hands, it will definitely not be a woman in the tent, absolutely not!
Bangββββ
Ye Xiaofei only felt that it was dark in front of him, his head sank, and the whole person had just poked into half of his head, and he suddenly took three steps backwards, looked up at the dizzy sun, and almost fainted on the ground. He covered his swollen head, and the guards couldn't help but carnival in his ears, as if Ye Xiaofei's splendid money bag was already open, and a lot of money inside was flying towards them.
Ye Xiaofei was angry, turned around and grabbed a steel helmet wearing Eagle Feathers, and shouted, "Borrow your head!" As he spoke, he threw the man's head into the tent.
Bell ββββββ
The unlucky guard suddenly covered his whirling head and staggered, and Ye Xiaofei took the opportunity to rush in.
Boy!
Ye Xiaodie's aunt and grandmother directly dismantled the only bookcase, and dragged the two table legs in her hand together, which were a little thicker than the previous wooden stick, no wonder the beating made him dizzy, but the unlucky guard, after being hit with such a stick, can take sick leave today. You can also report a work-related injury.
"You're going to murder your husband? aunt, where did I offend you? β
Once Ye Xiaodie is not soft, it is a stick to Ye Xiaofei's head, fortunately Ye Xiaofei dodged it, otherwise she may have a cerebral hemorrhage, she said angrily: "Who is Daji?" The nine-tailed sky fox of the beast clan? Cheap men who like the new and hate the old, go die! β
Who dares to pull Dou E out, Ye Xiaofei can definitely unjustly kill Dou E again, he is the most wronged person in the world, okay!
"You're crazy," Ye Xiaofei was hit twice in a row, to be honest, in terms of agility and attack speed, it is not as good as Ye Xiaodie, but in terms of skill power, he has no problem throwing Ye Xiaodie three streets, but, does he dare to put skills? Absolutely not! He could only cry out in pain while retreating, as if God couldn't bear it, and finally let him touch the bookcase that had been removed, and he was immediately lifted up by him as a shield, steadily holding up Ye Xiaodie's offensive, taking a breath, and said with palpitations: "Daji has been dead for thousands of years, and she is not a person of the same world, are you jealous for her?" Do you have water in your brain? β
Ahββββββh
Ye Xiaodie looked terrified and panicked, the wooden stick in her hand hovered in the air, did not fall for a long time, her eyes stared at her toes, and she muttered, "A dead man?" I thought you were a junior, what should I do? He will definitely blame himself for beating his brother so badly. β
Ye Xiaofei didn't dare to put down the bookcase, he was afraid that once he looked at it clearly, what was waiting for him was the two table legs. He was hesitating, and suddenly heard a slight sob, and now he put down the bookcase without hesitation, who made her cry? I don't know that he is the only one in the world who can bully her? Damn, rush to break ground on the head of the city god -- look for death!
As soon as he put down the plank, he was about to get angry, when suddenly a figure threw himself into his arms and drew it in his ear, and his heart was about to break when he heard it.
"Silly girl, why are you crying? Don't cry, don't cry. β
Ye Xiaofei stroked Ye Xiaodie's soft back like a stunned person, smelling the special body odor, and the anger in his heart slowly subsided, as if it was Ye Xiaodie who was injured, not him.
"Woo--" Ye Xiaodie lay on Ye Xiaofei's arms, her teeth were about to laugh out, but she still had to quickly touch up her makeup, secretly dipped a little saliva, and drew two cold marks on her face, as soon as she raised her head, she looked at Ye Xiaofei with tears in her eyes, and said pitifully: "Brother, do you hurt?" Woo woo woo -- did the girl hurt you? Woo woo woo -- it's the girl who blames you, thinking that you have another woman and don't love me anymore, woo woo -- does it hurt? The girl rubs you, woo woo - you won't hit me, will you? hit you, the girl's heart hurts to death, really, you see, the girl's heart hurts so much--woo-woo--"
Ye Xiaofei is like the fish that Jiang Taigong wants to drop, and those who wish to take the bait. Sure enough, he was tricked for a second, and rubbed Ye Xiaodie's heart distressedly, and said, "Your man is skinny, and it doesn't hurt at all." β
Doesn't it hurt? However, when Ye Xiaofei caught a glimpse of the table leg hooked by Ye Xiaodie's feet, not only did he have a headache, but his heart hurt even more.
Ye Xiaodie felt anxious and happy to laugh, but thinking that she should cry now, she suddenly buried her head in Ye Xiaofei's arms, grinning silently, but let out a cry of drawers. It's as if the whole body is crying and regretting.
Ye Xiaofei immediately felt a trace of guilt and said, "Okay, silly girl, don't cry." β
"Lord Marquis---If you don't come out again, we'll have to divide the moneyββββββ"
"The Marquis is estimated to have been knocked unconscious, and the money is about to be divided, let's run away, so as not to settle accounts after the autumn--"
"Yes, yes, yes, quickly divide the money, quickly divide the marquis's money--"
As a personal guard who protects the life and safety of the marquis, he completely gave up his professional ethics, and ignored the marquis, who thought he was unconscious, but enthusiastically pounced on the marquis's splendid wallet, intending to divide the money.
"Traitor!"
Ye Xiaofei possessed and picked up the table leg on the ground, one on his left and right hands, and suddenly rushed out like an angry King Kong, he was really afraid of being one step too late, and he couldn't even see the hair of his wallet, and sure enough, when he went out, he saw no less than seven hands reaching out to his wallet evilly, with bad intentions!
"Bastard! Who dares to move! β
Ye Xiaofei burst out and pointed forward, and suddenly all the guards seemed to have been immobilized, and then stared at Ye Xiaofei one by one with a ghostly expression, as if they saw an impossible scene.
"Woo woo woo ββββββ"
Ye Xiaodie came out with tears in time, as if she had been greatly wronged.
One by one, the guards looked at the ground and cursed in their hearts: Beasts! So the delicate elves can also do it, they are simply beasts, no, they are not as good as beastsββββββ
Ye Xiaofei looked back at Ye Xiaodie, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a sly smile, he thought it was an illusion, and when he fixed his eyes, it was obviously a bullied little daughter-in-law.
"Hehe, I want to think about it, by the way, I forgot to bring the rouge gouache when it came out, it's a lot of money, how can I make Brother Ye give it to me willingly?"
Ye Xiaodie was in a drawer, secretly looking at the gold coins, as if if the money didn't fall into her hands, it would be a crime!
"See?" Ye Xiaofei put his hands on his waist with his toes, as if he had obeyed his wife who burst like a tiger, which was something worth showing off, and said with his nostrils facing the sky: "The marquise has left tears of remorse, you have lost." If you dare to slander and slander the Marquis of Ben, you will all dissolve on the spot, carry the corpse of the Marquis Ben, and tell you that the corpses of the elves will be sent to the elves in the pile, and the dead comrades-in-arms will be carried back to the city of Para by the Marquis of Ben one by one and buried in the Immortal Pagoda! β
"Lord Marquis of All Evilsβ"
"There is no such bad marquis in the world--"
The guards were endlessly blacking Ye Xiaofei in their hearts, reluctant to cherish the gold coins that did not belong to them.
The guards had just dispersed, and Ye Xiaofei was still reminiscing about the joy of the winner, but the winner with a bag of bags was the only one in the world. I didn't see that a single elf had already pounced on the handicap, carrying a big bag that came out of nowhere, and craving the gold coins.
Bang la la--jingle bell--jingle
Ye Xiaofei came back to his senses, most of his wealth was already like a bag, and when he rushed over, he just wanted to get his money bag back, but a light jade hand slowly touched it.
Gone!
No, it was into the chest of some evil girl, bulging, and I don't know how much stuff was stuffed into it in a hurry.
"You, robbery--"
Ye Xiaofei pointed at the other party's evil chest, dumbfounded, and couldn't believe it. He even glanced at the two handicaps on the ground, and even pressed himself to win the copper coin, and disappeared without a trace.
"I'll rob you, and I have the ability to report to the official to arrest me--"
Carrying half a bag of gold coins, a certain evil girl who succeeded left her greedy back proudly.
"Ye Xiaodie, you robber, this marquis must report to the official to seek justice---no--I am the biggest officialββββββ"