Chapter 17: The Great Fool of Nie Bao
Unexpectedly tasting such a delicious and practical coffee, the energetic Coulson, the mood was naturally very happy, he exclaimed serenely: "Great, this is a gift from God, I have never drunk such a delicious coffee, it can make me more energetic, what brand is this, where is the origin?" Oh my! Compared to the coffee I've drunk before, it's nothing, and after drinking this, I can't imagine if I can drink other coffee in the future. It would be a disaster without it. ”
The more Coulson spoke, the more excited he became, this strange coffee was not only delicious, but also had a very obvious effect on the body, he was just a mortal, so he naturally couldn't tell the subtle changes in his body, but he instinctively felt that it was a good thing, and a drink after the battle would be very good for the physically and mentally exhausted agents. He was very impressed by this, and wanted to get some, but he didn't know how to open his mouth, after all, they were not familiar with each other, and maybe they might become enemies in a while, Coulson thought in amazement.
Fortunately, Nie Bao is facing Coulson, a moderate, if it was Nick Ferry, who was a hardliner before, maybe he would have done it now, which is why Nie Bao dared to take it out and entertain Coulson.
"Huh! This can't be bought, it's not famous, it's something I used myself, and it was planted with the secret recipe of our ancestors in the Celestial Dynasty, it's not worth mentioning, you just like it, it's not in vain, it proves that my craftsmanship is not bad. As a foodie, some people praise their craftsmanship and see others eating happily, Nie Bao is naturally very happy, and he panicked quietly.
"I see, the mysterious Celestial Empire, I have long heard that it is a good place, and I must go to see it if I have the opportunity." Coulson said enviously, since it is a secret recipe, he is not good to ask again, and this level of good things, although it is good, but for S.H.I.E.L.D., which is used to seeing all kinds of magical items and has deep pockets, it is nothing, and it is not enough to lose the discipline to rob it for this little thing.
After the small talk, Coulson seemed to remember the matter, and said with a smile: "Mr. Nie, the chat time is over, our S.H.I.E.L.D. duty is to maintain peace, and deal with supernatural events and people, I know you may not be able to accept it for a while, but this also includes you." ”
"What's this, it doesn't matter, why can't I accept it, after the Great War in New York, S.H.I.E.L.D. was also known to us ordinary people, all I knew as soon as you said it, everyone just had different positions, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid that those who have special skills now won't be so peaceful, and now you find me, it's just the same purpose." The only thing that has changed is that my perspective on the problem has changed, it used to be someone else's business, but now it is my own business. Nie Bao knew that his biggest crisis was coming, so he decided to start fooling people.
So when he was talking, he shook his hand and took out a handful of dust whisks out of nowhere, and shook them around, pretending to be an image of fairy wind bones, although he didn't pretend to be like it, and this whisk was also Nie Bao's use of white string and a wooden stick, tied up randomly, and it looked like a rough and chaotic thing. But forgive these agents, I have never seen the profession of a Taoist priest, and I can't see anything. So the more he played, the more smug he became, completely forgetting that he was a fake.
Coulson watched Nie Bao make a rope and throw it around, like chasing flies, he really didn't know what he was doing, but when he heard Nie Bao's words, he was relieved. The xenos I met before, as soon as I heard about S.H.I.E.L.D., they either resisted greatly, or they resisted directly, anyway, most of them didn't have a good attitude towards them, but I didn't expect this to come back to meet a strange person, so easy to talk, this is not like the irritable temper of the aliens, because these people suddenly get power, many people lose control of their strength, their hearts are lost, and the side effects are very obvious, they are all slaves of some powers.
"Nie Bao, I'm glad you can think so, this will be a pleasant meeting, then the conversation can continue, I want to know what your abilities are, and what is the purpose of these people coming to you?" Although he was dealing with an adult child, Coulson always felt that this guy was too precocious, thinking like an adult, and at the same time a little out of the box, unable to treat it normally.
"Oh! Those people! Nie Bao pretended to be sudden, his brain turned around, and he talked honestly, and said bitterly: "I don't know, the one who entered the door was a black beauty named Rena, who was familiar with herself as soon as she met, and when she came up, she said something inexplicably, you can help me, make me stronger, just kidding, I don't bother to pay attention to her, how good it is to open a good store, that is, it is safe and harmonious." So I refused without hesitation, but I didn't expect this refusal, a large group of people suddenly appeared outside, shooting guns when they didn't say a word, they didn't take human life seriously, they were just a group of murderers, I told you that you must not let them go, and give us people a peace. If it weren't for my sharp magic weapon, I wouldn't have been able to wait for you to come, and I would have gone to heaven to meet my grandfather. ”
When Coulson heard the unfamiliar word magic weapon, his heart moved, and he couldn't help but ask: "Magic weapon, Nie Bao, is the so-called magic weapon the black shield, is that your ability?" "He has arrested a lot of those people, just want to know what to ask, and what he is most interested in now is still about this aspect, because this is also the responsibility of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nie Bao refilled another cup of coffee for him, and then said with an unhurried smile: "Hehe! It seems that you're still interested in this aspect, and to be honest, I'm not an alien. ”
Seeing that he denied it, Coulson thought that Nie Bao had prejudices against them, deliberately concealed them, and refused to tell the truth, so he tried to explain in a slower tone: "Nie Bao, we have no malicious intentions, just to facilitate management, we will register you once, because some people's abilities may not be stable, so I can help you and protect you." But only if we know what you're capable of and so we can assess the risk. ”
"It's not dangerous, it's not dangerous, I'm not dangerous at all, I think you may have misunderstood, I'm really not an alien, and I don't have any special functions, I'm just an immortal cultivator, in the Celestial Empire," Nie Bao said this, trying to think about it for a while, before he found a word that could be replaced: "My profession can be regarded as a Taoist priest." ”
"Daoist?" Coulson repeated suspiciously, he had never heard of this kind of profession, the Celestial Empire had always been mysterious, and it was a place where S.H.I.E.L.D. rarely intervened, and even less was known about the situation there. He quietly took out an extremely advanced mobile phone and began to search for information about the Taoist priest.
(Tianjin)