Chapter 54: To jump off a building or not to jump
After a long time, Jiang Yu came back holding his stomach, his body was half-bent, and he looked a little uncomfortable, "I said, why, you blow with me every day, saying that what kind of strengthening, the effect is good, but I also have diarrhea, ouch, my stomach hurts." ”
Jiang Yu's expression on his face was a little ugly, and now he was as uncomfortable as if he had taken fake medicine, "I just finished eating this dinner and didn't digest it for a few minutes." ”
"You're a rectum, huh?" Xing Yishan took a sip of tea, leaned on the back of the chair with one hand, crossed his legs, and sat like a big man.
"Don't you like to read immortal cultivation novels, I used to read a bookshelf full of immortal cultivation novels in your room." Lilith put down the cup, "Every time you break through a realm, you always have to discharge some toxins in your body, the first detoxification is to cross the difference between immortals and mortals, and it will naturally discharge a lot of toxins for you, which is why you have diarrhea, is it possible that you plan to rub a large piece of black stuff off your body when you take a bath?" ”
"Don't, it's scary to think about, it's better to expel it with normal physiological activities......"
For a while, Jiang Yu couldn't think of what to say, "Saying that, if you say this, does it mean that I have become an immortal now?" ”
"You're flying now? Originally, fantasy novels were unreliable. Xing Yishan raised his head and looked up at the fireworks that bloomed in the sky from time to time, "You still have to believe in our scientific drops, but sometimes magic is still a little useful, otherwise my sword qi will not be released." ”
"How do you contradict yourself?" Flana asked.
"Well, you don't understand, I'm a master of language and philosophy, let's go, don't talk about this, the shows downstairs are almost over, and I haven't seen a few yet."
The upstairs is indeed an excellent overlook, but due to the angle problem, many things performed downstairs can't be seen at all, such as the polite performance in front of the downstairs door of this hotel, they can't see it.
"I'll go pay first, and you can wait for me downstairs." Franna ran out with a small card in her hand.
"To be honest, I really want to jump from here, you see, this building is dozens of meters high, it's not very high, right." Xing Yishan leaned on the railing and looked downstairs, and the crowds below were as lively as a temple fair.
"Aren't you afraid of this jumping earthquake?" Lilith stretched out her hand and grabbed Xing Yishan, who didn't plan to jump down for the time being, "Why don't you calculate your weight and the gravitational acceleration of this planet, and finally calculate how much damage you will cause?" Lilith covered her mouth and smiled, "Friendly reminder, the ground here is just an ordinary stone floor~"
"Like, there won't be any problems, right?" Xing Yishan thought for a while, "If you control it, it won't have much weight, and it's impossible to completely release the mass on this ground." After speaking, Xing Yishan pointed to the floor under his feet with the finger of his right hand, "Otherwise, this building would have collapsed long ago." ”
Mechanical life generally has two sets of weight algorithms, the reason why they say two sets, is because their own body structure is very, very heavy, almost up to tens of thousands of tons, it can be said that it is a humanoid self-propelled aircraft carrier, and in order to adapt to ordinary human life, they have found a mass conversion scheme, which can complete the weight conversion from tens of thousands of tons to a hundred pounds in an instant, and the appearance does not look different.
"Have you considered, for example, the impact of falling from the sky? There are at least a thousand people here, and if you do that, tsk, Flana will fight with you tomorrow, oh no, tonight. ”
Hearing this, Xing Yishan retracted half of the leg that he stepped out of, "There's not even an elevator here, are you going to let me go down?" It's full of people. ”
As the boss of the whole planet, Flana can naturally get some top-level membership cards for nothing, and when she uses it, those shopkeepers don't know that it is her, but only know that it is the high-level of the Holy See who visited, so she was specially arranged to have a clean place with a wide view, that is, the terrace outside the eleventh floor.
And this hotel is overcrowded, this fireworks ceremony on a summer night is also an annual festival, adding tables one after another, and even the waiters are a little difficult to walk in the aisle, Xing Yishan doesn't want to suffer this crime.
"Give."
Eagle found a few small parachutes, "It's okay now, just jump off with your back." ”
"Genius!" The three people, including Jiang Yu, praised in unison, and then the four of them carried this parachute bag that was only the size of a small backpack, this kind of small umbrella was used for landing at a low altitude, and it would be opened immediately after jumping out, and the umbrella surface was not large, and it was not easy to hang on a tree or other places.
"Can I use it without jumping a parachute?" Jiang Yu stood by the railing, and the wind blowing in the summer night was a little chilly by this bag, which may be a psychological effect.
"You can use it, you just have to jump down, go you!" Xing Yishan nodded, reassuring Jiang Yu, and then reached out and gently pushed Jiang Yu out.
"Grind."
After the incident, Xing Yishan himself jumped down.
And downstairs is still crowded, and Flana hasn't come down yet, so no one can use spiritual magic to clear them and leave a place to land, but the fireworks show is a fireworks display, and many people are looking up at the fireworks in the sky overhead, and when they saw Jiang Yu, Xing Yishan, Lilith, and Eagle jumping down from downstairs in turn, they thought it was a new show, and they applauded and cheered.
"Let's go, let's go!" It wasn't until Jiang Yu's slightly panicked voice sounded that the people on the ground remembered to leave some place for them to land, so downstairs in the hotel, the originally very crowded crowd dispersed.
"I'm almost a wreck." Jiang Yu staggered a few steps on the ground before standing up straight, "I'm so weak." ”
"Do you want to do some military training? It's guaranteed to make you stronger, at least you won't have any problems skydiving, wilderness survival and the like, why don't you give it a try? Xing Yishan followed Jiang Yu and landed, but she stood firm directly, patted the dust on her body and ripped off the parachute.
"Don't, your training is for people? Sometimes I really wonder if you're here to help or to torture people. Lilith pursed her lips, from a standpoint, she will always stand firmly on Jiang Yu's side, and Jiang Yu, as the head of the empire, why does he need to learn to fight? Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be done by bodyguards?
Later, however, Lilith realized what was wrong with her thoughts, but that was for another time.