Funny fish live inside the live.

"Huh? Technical Department, have you repaired it? Manager Li saw that all the extra "Salted Fish Brother Talk Room" on the overview screen had disappeared, and picked up the phone and asked.

"No...... We didn't fix it, the system repaired it on its own. ”

"What?" Manager Li was stunned when he heard this.

"We have checked, and there is no trace of the system being hacked, and the accident just now was completely caused by the system itself."

“What the fuck？” Manager Li was so angry that he scolded in English, "What about the calves?" So why is it precisely this kind of failure that harms others and is self-interested? And is it conducive to a rookie anchor? Check it out for me again! ”

"Uh...... Well, manager. ”

Manager Li annoyed and expanded Yu Xian's live broadcast room, and just as he was getting more and more atmospheric, he saw the reward news of "Lao Wang next door", and immediately, the corners of his mouth outlined a wicked smile.

This viewer with the nickname [Lao Wang Next Door] is not simple, and he is also a little famous in the live broadcast of Funny Fish.

Lao Wang next door often wanders around the live broadcast rooms of various female anchors, smashes gifts without saying a word, and then asks the female anchors to do all kinds of things that they are ashamed of or dare not do on weekdays.

Because the old king next door will always offer a price code that is difficult to refuse as a reward, few of those female anchors can resist being unmoved, and finally follow the teasing of the old king next door.

Although this kind of thing is logically strictly prohibited, and those anchors who do things that should not be done will be seized, however, there is Lao Wang next door, a guy who throws money without blinking, and the personnel on the side of Teafish Live also turn a blind eye, after all, half of the money from these tips will flow into the hands of Teafish Live, and they don't want to get along with money.

……

Salted Fish Brother Miscellaneous Talk Room.

The old Wang next door rewarded Brother Salted Fish with a funny fish rocket and said: "Salted fish, tell me how black you are on the funny fish platform, I have a big reward!" ”

——There is a function of the live broadcast of teasing fish, that is, you can attach a sentence when rewarding the teasing rocket and the fishing ship, and that sentence will be played in the live broadcast room as a rolling barrage.

"This ...... I really don't have a black amusement platform. Yu Xian said that he was very helpless, these are the pots of [Sui Fa Qi Luck], the system automatically triggers the effect, and then Yu Xian plundered the luck of one-fifth of the anchors on the Quanyu platform, and turned all their live broadcast rooms into Yu Xian's live broadcast rooms.

The old man next door rewarded Brother Salted Fish with a fish steamer and said: "Alas, what are you afraid of?" Say it and give you a reward of 300 fish steamers. ”

"The prince is Hao...... Take the banknote to the note and chat about it. ”

"Lord Wang, your request is not light or itchy, it doesn't look like your style!"

"That's right, let Brother Salted Fish strip off his clothes and dance for a while. It's really not good, and women's clothing is fine. ”

"Let's put on a sexy outfit and pant into the microphone, hahahaha."

……

The old man next door Wang rewarded Brother Salted Fish with a fish steamer and said: "What, can't you trust me?" You can just find a sailor and ask, Lao Wang, I am in the name of the fish live broadcast, do you have the word credibility? If there are fewer than 300 fish-making ships, I can reward you with 500! ”

"Eh, this 'old king next door' sailor, this is not a matter of rewarding gifts, I really didn't do it. If I have that ability, will I still be called Brother Salted Fish? Yu Xian saw that the old Wang next door had distorted the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and he was worried for a while.

[The anchor is me, why did such a character suddenly appear to steal my limelight? ] 】

"Haha, look, this salted fish seems to be moved."

"Sure enough, money can make ghosts grind!"

"That's not it, the prince's money offensive, few people can withstand it!"

……

"For the encouragement of the old king next door, I can't repay Brother Salted Fish. In this way, I will sing another song and give it to the old king next door to express my respect for you. ”

"What kind of song are you singing, you want to deal with the past like this?"

"Come on, the prince's wealth can't be dispersed."

"This play is yellow, leave people, what else are you watching!"

"Singing a song of kneeling and licking the prince can deceive the prince's reward? It's that simple, there won't be so many female anchors...... Ahem! ”

"It's boring! Remove! ”

……

Yu Xian didn't care about the words on the barrage, silently clicked on the accompaniment, and sang:

"You said you were in Lijiang the year before last"

"In the blink of an eye, I was in Tibet again last year"

"You've carried a gun, you've shot a cannon, and you've eaten a bowl of hot Xiang"

As soon as the three lines of the song came out, Yu Xian's live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Poof...... Hahahaha, what the hell is this to pay respect? ”

"I've eaten a bowl of Hot Xiang, 666!"

"Routines, they're all routines! I didn't expect that the prince who played the routine would also have a day of being routined, hahahaha! ”

……

"You slept with chickens in Dongguan"

"You have exploded chrysanthemums in Nanjing"

"Your three illegitimate children are in Pakistan"

"Seven Wives in Afghanistan"

——

"Lord Wang, I heard that your three illegitimate children are in Pakistan."

"Lord, it is said that you have seven wives in Afghanistan."

"Awesome, my salted fish brother!"

"This is the worst time that the prince has been hacked, there is no one, hahaha!"

……

"I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly"

"Never Interrupt You"

"You're rich and handsome"

"I'm blessed to know you"

"I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly"

"No one has ever been better than you"

"You can air in seconds"

"Your parents are afraid of you"

……

"Talent, Brother Salted Fish is really a fucking talent!"

"It's so infuriating, what 'money can make the ghost grind'? Inexistent! ”

"This lyric is absolutely amazing, Lord Wang, I will quietly watch you pretend."

……

There was a frenzy of tipping in the live broadcast room, but none of them came from Lao Wang next door.

Who would have thought? Relying on his waist and ridiculing many well-known anchors, the funny fish celebrity next door Wang will be scolded by people with such songs?

Who would have thought? In the face of the famous fish on the rich side, a small anchor who started broadcasting for the first time could not succumb to Jinshan Yinshan, but sang indifferently: "I will quietly watch you pretend." ”

Who would have thought......

"I'll just look at you quietly, ahhhhhh......h

Suddenly, the singing stopped, replaced by Yu Xian's yawn.

"Caught off guard! What's the new way to play? ”

"Salted Fish just seems to be ...... Yawn? ”

"This sudden change in style scared me......"

“……”

Yu Xian pursed his lips, glanced at the lower right corner of the computer screen, looked at the displayed time, and put his mouth back in front of the microphone: "I've been live for an hour, so let's stop here today." Good night everyone. ”

"?"

"Brother Salted Fish, don't go!"

"It's only been an hour, who are you kidding?"

“…… At least finish singing this song before leaving......"

……

In the face of many barrages, Yu Xian didn't want to click "End Live Broadcast", and then jumped backwards, letting the soft mattress and quilt wrap him.