Chapter 24 I just didn't expect Zhang Hao to have a system

"What do you mean...... Contaminated? Hearing the sound of the system, Zhang Hao was a little confused.

"Contaminated means that the water is not fit for drinking."

"But...... Why? The water we drank from this tank last night was fine. ”

"After preliminary analysis by the system, the water currently contains substances that can cause severe diarrhea."

"Severe diarrhea...... I see. ”

After the system's explanation, Zhang Hao knew what was going on. The water in the tank, it was okay last night, there was a problem this morning, someone must have done something during the night. And this hand and foot is likely to be a laxative that can cause "severe diarrhea".

But this laxative ...... Who ordered it?

The first thing Zhang Hao thought of was the Yellow Turban people. But he immediately shook his head again, thinking that it was unlikely. First, Cao Cao and Huangfu Song, who are not far away, have already started morning exercises, and if the Yellow Turban wants to be drugged, they should also be given to Cao Cao and Huangfu Song, not their four "newcomers". Judging from the current situation, it is obvious that Cao Cao and Huangfu Song have nothing to do. Second, even if the Yellow Turban wants to be drugged, it can be done when Lu Zhi is gone, so why wait until now.

But if it weren't for the Yellow Turban, Zhang Hao wouldn't have figured it out if he wanted to break his head, and who else would have contradictions with the four of them. Zhang Hao didn't think of the four reserve team members, but when he thought of the other party's sincere words yesterday, he directly eliminated their suspicions.

As a result, until Liu Guan and Zhang also got up, Zhang Hao was still standing next to the water tank, not figuring out who was going to harm him.

"What's that...... This water is not drinkable. The sound of the three of them opening the door interrupted Zhang Hao's thoughts, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to give the three of them a reminder.

Liu Bei: ???

Guan yu:???

Zhang Fei: "Eh, there's nothing you can't drink, fourth brother, get out of the way, I'm dying of thirst!" ”

"Oh, then third brother, drink it, don't blame me for not reminding you, there are laxatives in it."

Liu Bei: ......

Guan yu:......

Zhang Fei: "Fourth brother, don't talk about calves, who has nothing to do with laxatives, you?!" ”

"Why can't I understand...... Third brother! Did I Zhang Hao hurt you? Seeing that Zhang Fei couldn't listen to it, Zhang Hao was also a little anxious, and his voice couldn't help but be a little louder.

And Zhang Fei, who had never seen Zhang Hao angry, was also frightened by Zhang Hao's current appearance, and stammered: "No...... There is no ......"

"Then I said that there is a problem with this water and you can't drink it, can you not drink it, third brother?!"

"Yes...... Can ......"

"Isn't this the end, ...... hard work?"

At this time, Liu Bei, who had been silent, spoke: "Fourth brother, you said that laxatives were put in this water...... How do you know? ”

Zhang Hao thought about it and made up a reason: "When I was in the mountains before, my master taught me. I got up in the morning to rinse my mouth and felt that the water didn't taste right, it should be a laxative. ”

When Zhang Hao met Liu Guan and Zhang for the first time, he said that he had been living in seclusion in the mountains with his master before, so for these three people, Zhang Hao's reason is also reasonable.

"His grandmother's, which bird has nothing to do with laxatives, Grandpa Zhang tore him alive!" When Zhang Fei heard that someone was really drugging them, as soon as his temper came up, he shouted directly, and the bluffing Zhang Hao hurriedly waved at him.

"Third brother, silence! We don't know who drugged us yet, so we've found out about the conspiracy and kept it quiet, huh...... The person who drugged it may also be a member of the imperial court, so you can't borrow water from others...... In this way, third brother, you have a lot of strength, and you are tired to go to the south stream to fetch buckets of water and come back, which is enough for the four of us to drink today. Anyway, if it goes well, it will be these two days, and the person who drugged us will have to show his feet. ”

"Well, I'll go now, you guys wait."

Seeing Zhang Fei walking away, he was not afraid that this fool would shout casually again, so Liu Bei leaned in front of Zhang Hao and asked in a whisper: "Fourth brother, do you really not know who gave the medicine, or don't you want to say it in front of the third brother?" ”

Zhang Hao didn't think much about Liu Bei's words, but Guan Yu's face changed slightly. If Zhang Hao really wants to carry Zhang Fei behind his back, doesn't it mean that there is a rift between the brothers?

Fortunately, Zhang Hao replied as usual: "I really don't know, I thought it was the Yellow Turban at first, but now everyone else on our side is fine, and the Yellow Turban people can't just drug us, it doesn't make sense." As for the people on the side of the imperial court, there is no motive to return us. ”

Liu Bei saw that the discord plan just now was not successful, so he didn't continue, but said seriously: "Is it possible for those four reserve people?" ”

"There is a motive for their words, but judging by the attitude they spoke yesterday, it is not quite like ...... Forget it, no matter, when the third brother comes back from fetching water, he is not afraid that someone will be drugged. If it was really those four people, it would be fine to finish the game in the morning. ”

"Well, too......"

……

When.

The four of the reserve team and Zhang Hao appeared on time at the training ground, and when they saw that Zhang Hao and the four of them were still alive, the boss of the reserve team was shocked and thought to himself: Laxatives are useless? It can't be, I bought it at a big price...... Is it not enough? Well, it's possible, but even if it's not enough, I guess they won't feel good right now, and there's still a chance.

Just when the boss was thinking nonsense, another team member next to him whispered to him: "Boss, didn't you say that they don't have the strength to compete, how can they ......?"

The boss rolled his eyes and said, "Hmph, what do you know, everything is under my control, you just have to play well." ”

"Yes, Boss!"

……

After half a column of incense.

Zhang Hao received Guan Yu's pass, turned around directly, and then lifted Keju into the air, the target was Zhang Fei, who had been waiting in the front court for a long time. Zhang Fei saw the landing point of the juju and jumped with the momentum, after a powerful headbutt......

Swish!

1:0!

Watching Zhang Hao's four-man goal, the four members of the reserve team couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

"Old ...... Boss, this game ...... Is it really in your hands? ”

"When...... Of course! It was just an accident, play well! ”

"Yes...... Yes, Boss! ”

……

After the start of the game with a stick of incense.

It was Guan Yu's pass, or Zhang Hao's turn, but after seeing Zhang Fei's offensive ability, the four members of the reserve team also began to defend against Zhang Fei. Seeing that Zhang Fei's position had been stuck, Zhang Hao took a step forward after shaking off his defenders, and then used the outside of his right foot to cushion Keju and shoot with a volley......

Swish!

2:0!

"Old ...... Top dog? ”

"Ahem...... Play well! ”

"Yes......"

……

It's half a pillar of incense again.

This time, there were also people defending in front of Zhang Hao, and after Guan Yu broke the ball, he had to pass Keju to Liu Bei, who was afraid that he would make a mistake, so he didn't let Keju stay too much under his feet, and passed it to Zhang Hao again.

Zhang Hao turned his back to the defender, picked up Keju with his toes, and then turned around again after picking the ball backwards, and before Keju landed, he once again performed his volley shooting skills......

Swish!

3:0!

“……”

"Play well ......"

“……”

……

There is still a quarter of an hour left until the end of the game.

Zhang Hao, who had already scored two goals, was caught by the opponent, whether it was Guan Yu or Liu Bei, there was no route to pass the ball to Zhang Hao. So, for the first time, Keju arrived at Zhang Fei's feet without passing through Zhang Hao, and Zhang Fei, who was unguarded, first picked the ball, then a Buddha top bead, and finally jumped again with a header......

Swish!

4:0!

"Impossible!"

Seeing that he had no chance of turning the tables, the boss of the reserve team involuntarily shouted out.

"Huh?" Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, and said lightly: "What is impossible?" ”

The boss, who realized his gaffe, said hesitantly: "No...... Nothing ......."

"Oh, nothing...... I thought you had the sweat medicine in our tank. ”

"Huh? Sweat pills? No, isn't it a laxative? ”

"Oh, how do you know it's a laxative?"

"I ...... I ......"

When the two were arguing, Huangfu Song and Cao Cao, who had been watching the battle from the sidelines, also came over.

"What's going on?" Huangfu Song asked.

Zhang Hao replied with his hand: "General Hui, someone put laxatives in our water tank last night, and now it seems that ...... The killer has been found. ”

"Hmm...... Guardsman! ”

"Here!"

"Search their room and see if there are any laxatives."

"Yes!"

The guards had to run away, and the boss of the reserves, though his legs were now shaking, prayed that the rest of the laxative under his mattress would not be found, however......

After half a column of incense.

"Report to the General, a packet of powder was found under their mattress!"

"Show it to me."

"Yes!"

Taking the small paper bag in the guard's hand, Huangfu Song opened it and looked at it, but he had been in the court and didn't know anything like laxatives.

Just when Huangfu Song was embarrassed, Cao Cao next to him spoke: "General, show me." I have the freedom to make friends with all kinds of heroes, and I am very familiar with these things. ”

"Well, that's fine."

Cao Cao took the paper bag, twisted it with his fingers, then sniffed his fingers, and then said, "It's a laxative, or a very effective one." ”

Hearing Cao Cao's words, the boss of the reserve team sat directly on the ground, he knew that his life was over. Murdering colleagues in front of Cao Cao and Huangfu Song, two court officials, is a capital crime!

And the other three people, who realized what their boss had done, also hurriedly knelt on the ground and shouted: "General! Checkmate! It's all done by our boss himself, and it has nothing to do with us! The general is clear! Discerning! ”

Huangfu Song looked at the four of them with disgust, and said lightly: "Hmph, a raccoon dog...... Whoever comes, take them all down to me! ”

"Yes!"

……

A quarter of an hour later, this farce finally ended, even if Zhang Hao was safe and sound at the moment, he couldn't help but sigh for a while: the loss is that he has a systematic reminder, otherwise he really follows the Tao of those people. Diarrhea caused me to be unable to participate in the competition, the key is that the level of medical care in ancient times was not developed, which was in case of ...... Tsk, it's terrible!