Chapter 430: Hat-trick and Big Four Joy
With only 20 minutes to play, Villa's substitutions were all used up, and the tragic sight of three players being taken straight to hospital by ambulance left all fans dumbfounded.
That's what happened to them for provoking Vardy?
The first player was continuously blown up, and finally was blown to pieces by Vardy's kick, if this guy didn't have the foresight to freeze sperm, then the child will be born in the future, and it will be absolutely green!
The remaining two players were also miserable, and it felt as if two trucks were racing head-on at top speed, and the front of the car was completely destroyed.
Vardy's snack was unusually sharp, and he flashed out when he was about to collide, only to see his teammates collide with each other, which was unbearable to look at.
If this is really Vardy's design, most people will not believe it, after all, this is a football game, not a suspense blockbuster.
But to say that it is a complete coincidence, it is also a bit inexplicable, once or twice is a coincidence, but it is always like this, coincidences have become inevitable!
I'm afraid that the amusing aura may really exist, and there is a strong sense of presence, so that the guys who provoked Vardy are affected by the aura and have no good end.
It's like an evil sect where Vardy curses all the guys who provoke him with a teasing sacrifice, and then they are out of luck!
Fans already have in their minds the image of Vardy wearing a witch's outfit with an eerie face, chanting incantations in a dark, windowless room......
It seems that this does not fit in with Vardy's usual teasing image, so how exactly should this be explained?
Alternatively, it's not bad to describe Vardy as a "son of God."
People are their own sons, and if you have to make trouble for yourself, then God won't kill you?
Of course, it can also be explained that the luck of a girl who loves to laugh will not be bad, and the luck of Vardy, who loves to tease......
......
Vardy does feel that his goal is great.
If you want a match to be terminated early, in addition to force majeure, if there are less than 7 players on the field, then the match will also end early.
That is, seven people can play, and six people must stop.
In other words, Vardy still needs to take out the unnamed opposition player to achieve that goal.
Combined with the three people Vardy had to get off the pitch before, Vardy had to get eight players off the other side in one game.
Do you think this goal is great?
Of course, Vardy has another task to do, which is to score as many goals as possible, and that he never forgets.
Even if there is no system task, he will choose to do this, if he can play the game into a basketball score, then it is estimated that Vera will never have the face to be a person in the future!
And I can still score goals, don't be too happy!
If that happens, then Vardy can't just try to take the opposition players off the pitch, at least before taking out three more goals.
If you really make the other party desperate, people won't play with you, and you will apply for a red card to go down, and then Vardy will have no place to cry if he wants to!
The revolution has not yet succeeded, and Vardy still has work to do.
......
After the game restarted, in fact, the eyes of the players on both sides of the pitch had changed.
Maybe others don't know the inside story, but just now Alan Smith and Fletcher did what Vardy asked, and then the two Villa players knelt, there is no such coincidence!
They knew that they had become Vardy's accomplices.
It's just that they don't know exactly how Vardy did it.
Even if Vardy suddenly dodged when he was about to collide, it was entirely possible for two Villa players to make the same move, how could they collide so badly?
The image of Vardy in their minds has become mysterious.
And the Villa players looked at Vardy with vigilance and fear, and even dared not look at Vardy to a certain extent.
They were afraid that Vardy would see them as their next target.
Even if they believe it's all accidents, who can guarantee that they won't have accidents when it's their turn?
Whether it's a pop or a headshot, it's not what they want, they're just here to kick the ball, not to fight hard.
The funniest thing is that when Vardy passed by them, the Villa players scattered like startled birds, as much as they coaxed.
The Villa players are still very normal when facing other players at Manchester United, they should defend and defend, they should fight against each other, as if they want to get back the face they lost when facing Vardy;
But as soon as they faced Vardy, the guys wanted to play a hole in the ground and shrink their heads first.
The Manchester United players also saw the clues, but they never imagined that a player could bring so much fear to a team.
Since they don't dare defend Vardy, they just feed the ball to Vardy.
Then, in the next 10 minutes, Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick twice in a row to give United a three-goal lead at home.
The game has been played so far, it seems to have completely turned into Vardy's exhibition match, the big devil came, the little devil retreated, and Vardy played simply not too easily.
So much so that Vardy began to feel bored, as if such a game would be a waste of energy to shoot at goal.
Well, now it should be possible to continue the blow to Vera.
Don't be cowardly, Veras!
With everyone watching, Vardy rushed to the front and stood alongside Villa's last centre-back, not offside, but also seemed to be able to grab a point at any time.
The Villa dragged the central defender to a moment of excitement, his pores dilated, his hairs stood up, and he was directly surrounded by fear.
How did Vardy get to me?
He's going to do it to me?
Pop an egg or a headshot?
Why is there a feeling that death is coming?
No, I can't die here, I haven't lived enough!
Tell you, don't underestimate the will to survive in desperate situations, and don't underestimate the ruthlessness of people in despair.
If you draw near to me, I will perish with you!
The Villa players were furious and mustered up the courage to glare at Vardy as if they were full of hatred.
Vardy wondered, intelligence leaked?
This guy knows he's going to him?
But the problem is, no matter how fierce you behave, it's useless!
So Vardy didn't care about his unkind eyes at all, acting as if he didn't take him seriously at all.
The Villa central defender felt light, and seemed to be relieved, it seems that Vardy doesn't seem to have any intention of doing himself!
But if people suddenly relax in a state of mental tension, they are prone to accidents, just like now, this guy is a tragedy!
Take a step, click, and your foot is broken!
Under his full attention, he didn't pay attention to whether his ankles were relaxed, and he rolled over on his side, pressing on his whole body, almost twisting into a folded appearance.
With a strange scream, Vardy saw that the big living man who had just been in front of him had disappeared, and when he looked again, the thing had fallen to the ground clutching his ankle and screaming in pain.
Bang me!
I haven't done it yet?
How did you fall on your own?
Are you also touching porcelain?
Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't touch you!
Vardy couldn't help but be surprised when he didn't see the scene of this guy's stumbling foot, but after thinking about it, this guy can't be a trick and want to leave, right?
High!
It's really high!
The accident on the pitch made everyone confused, what did Vardy do?
By this time, the Villa team doctor had already rushed into the field and began to check on the Villa central defenders.
Jamie Vardy has also noticed that the Villa centre-back's ankle is swollen at an almost visible rate, which is not something that can be faked by an injury.
Regardless of the life or death of the Villa players, Vardy hurriedly asked the system, if this guy leaves the field, does it count as his head?
"System prompt: due to the host's deep fear of the Villa player's mind, there will be an accident of spraining the ankle, so this head is counted on the host's head!"
Vardy was relieved and walked out of the system contentedly.
But at the same time, I kept complaining in my heart, this guy is too cowardly, he can scare his ankles, if he really gives him a "death glare", he won't be able to pee?
Well, it seems that he has the potential to become the demon king of the court, is it that he will repeat his old tricks next, scare and scare the players on the field, and these bastards will all kneel?
I guess not everyone is so cowardly!
Fans are already looking at Vardy with God's eyes, and even if it wasn't Vardy's hand, such a thing would be incredible.
At this time, the central defender of Villa, who was ankle-breaking, had been carried to the sidelines on a stretcher, and the coach of Villa felt like 10,000 mythical beasts pooping happily in his heart.
Nima!
The substitution quota is over in 20 minutes, and now I'm injured again, what can I do?
glared angrily at the central guard lying on the stretcher, and wanted to peel off his skin to relieve his hatred.
Look at other people, they were either blown up or shot in the head, and they were brave and righteous, and you look at you again, you were so scared that you broke your feet and necks.
What's the use of asking you to be a coward?
In the future, you will wait to play as a substitute for the rest of your life!
The Villa central defender looked at his coach aggrievedly, what can I do, I am also desperate!
Angry is angry, but there is no substitution, and it is not easy for the Villa coach to make substitutions.
Hey?
Why don't you go into battle with an injury?
You're crippled anyway, you stay in front of the goal, wait for Manchester United to shoot, you block with your body, and you can be regarded as blocking part of the shooting space.
The Villa central defender was lying on a stretcher and was about to cry!
What is this Nima called?
I'm all injured, so I have to go back to the field and die again, right?
I'm telling you, don't come here, be careful that I break your blood!
In the end, the two were deadlocked for a long time, and the Villa central defender could not go up, and in the end it was only the Villa coach who compromised.
As a result, in the 25 minutes of the first half, Villa will have one less man on the field after running out of substitutions.
And Vardy's result is a hat-trick of goals, and the senior of the abolished players is happy!