Chapter 23: This Roommate Can't
"Hey, it's finally cleaned up, but I'm tired, I knew that I wouldn't let my dad go so early, and there were still so many things to be packed."
Chen Fan looked at his results with satisfaction, the originally empty desktop was filled, there were a lot of things, but they were in order, and a row of cabinets was specially empty for books.
"yes, I have to go to the mall to buy a fan." Chen Fan put the werewolf killing card into the drawer with one hand, and carried the elder card on his body alone.
In addition to the original fixed stalls, there are also many mobile stalls selling freshman supplies during the start of school, and Chen Fan can't see how old he is when he looks at his face, so he should be some senior brothers and sisters in the school.
After shopping around, Chen Fan found his favorite fan at a relatively low price, and he didn't rush back to the dormitory, but walked directly to the canteen with the fan.
In order to take care of the meals of the majority of new students, the campus card issued by Yuanyu University has 200 yuan in advance, but these will have to be repaid in full in the future.
The canteen is similar to that of high school, there is nothing that surprises Chen Fan, and even the dishes are similar.
"Is it true that all the canteens in the country are chained? I've eaten more than ninety percent of the dishes in high school. Chen Fan thought to himself, and suddenly lost interest, he was tired of eating the cafeteria food in high school, so much so that he went to forage outside the school for half of the second half of the third semester of his senior year.
"This pineapple fried chicken looks good, but in fact there is not much chicken, most of it is pineapple, and it is not cost-effective."
"Bamboo beef brisket seems to be worth starting, but in fact, there are no three or two pieces of meat in a spoonful, and it is more cost-effective to take two meat dishes casually, so forget it."
"There is not much left on the plate of salt-baked chicken, it should be a very popular dish, but the two plates of meat next to it have been replaced with the third pot, and there is no one pot of salt-baked chicken here."
The first part was said by Chen Fan, and the latter part was also said by Chen Fan.
In the end, Chen Fan ordered a spicy hot, which was still the kind that was not spicy.
"There's nothing more exciting than the legend of six bucks, and now it's a short match." Chen Fan fanned the white gas rising from the hot soup and ate it with relish.
Back in the dormitory, Chen Fan met a brown-haired boy wandering in front of his house, thinking that he should be a roommate.
Wearing an unrecognizable outfit, I only know that the tow box is Hermes, but unfortunately this face is not improvised, and it gives people the feeling that it is only trendy.
"Didn't you go down there to get the key?" Chen Fan took a few steps closer and took out the key to open the door.
"I thought everything was ready, but I waited here for more than ten minutes." The other party laughed, revealing a row of white teeth, but Chen Fan always felt a little uncomfortable.
"My name is Chen Fan, and it's a pleasure to meet you." Chen Fan politely introduced himself.
"My name is Wei Youlong, a native of Yuanyu, and I am fortunate to meet you."
This tone was a little strange, Chen Fan turned around, opened the door and turned on the light, pointed to Wei Youlong's bed and said, "You are in the corner, my bed is just diagonal to you." ”
"yes, thank you." Wei Youlong squeezed through the door and gently bumped Chen Fan's shoulder.
"Hey, after all, we're going to live together for four years, so it's okay if there's nothing wrong with it." Chen Fan is not the kind of person who is particularly picky, although the other party's first impression does not feel good to him.
"Ouch, I'm tired, listen to some music and relax." Roommate Wei Youlong did not rush to clean up the bed, but first took out the computer and connected to the stereo.
"Bang sa sa click, sa sa ka kna." With a deafening sound, Wei Youlong began to dance like a night DJ.
Chen Fan likes to be quiet, so he plugged his ears and suggested, "Can't you be quieter?" If the noise is too loud at night, I am afraid that I will be complained. ”
Wei Youlong shook his hand disdainfully, "What are you afraid of, who dares to complain about us, let him not eat and walk around, I usually do this at home, no one cares about me." ”
In that flash, Chen Fan caught a glimpse of the gold ring on the index finger of the other party's right hand, which was also engraved with a five-word quatrain-Qingping Ru Yunlu, Xiyue Wan Yiyan.
"Sounds smooth, but is there a poem? And the words inside look weird. Chen Fan curiously pointed to the ring and asked, "Where did you extract this poem engraved on your ring, and does it have any meaning?" ”
"Yo-yo-yo", Wei Youlong, who was on the rise, stopped dancing and proudly said: "This is not a poem, these are all engraved by myself, whenever a girlfriend breaks up with me, I will engrave the last word of their name on it as a memory." ”
"Oh, like this." Chen Fan plugged his ears again, and silently counted them in his heart, this kid has been in love for ten times.
"These girls are all water-based poplars, and when you see handsome guys in school, you can't help but look at them twice, and you can't keep their hearts, just follow the fate, I hope to meet the right person in college."
"It's normal for you to be so weak, and you can still find so many girlfriends." Chen Fan became angry.
Wei Youlong changed to a sad song "Can't Love", and opened a solo concert with a full and vicissitudes of life.
Chen Fan couldn't stand the guy's out-of-tune self-congratulation and hid outside the dormitory.
"Elder, is there a card that can transform others?" Chen Fan turned his back to the wall and said earnestly.
The elder looked at Chen Fan's serious appearance, and responded coldly: "No, if there is such a card, the first thing I have to do is to transform my host into an eye-catching girl, or the kind with its own body fragrance." ”
"Get out." Chen Fan smashed the card on the ground with one hand, then realized that something was wrong, and immediately picked it up again.
"I advise you to hurry up and take a shower." The elder said with his legs crossed.
"Why?" Chen Fan looked suspicious.
The elder's eyes widened, and he smiled evilly: "In three minutes, you will spontaneously combust, and you may be able to rescue it by taking a bath, preferably with cold water." ”
"Don't, sir, I know I'm wrong." Chen Fan didn't dare to slack off, and while begging for mercy, he ran into the toilet with a bath towel.
"Hey, that's right, young man, you can change your mistakes, and you can be of great use." The elder looked at Chen Fan pouring pots of cold water on his head, and smiled kindly.
……
As night fell, two roommates who were late kicked open the door of the dormitory with snakeskin bags on their shoulders.
"I'm sorry, the train is late, we were originally from a county high school, or bunk beds, I didn't expect to be admitted to the university and be roommates, fate, my name is Lai Guangyi."
"My name is Xu Changhui, why are you alone in the dormitory? And a roommate? ”
Wei Youlong responded: "I don't know, I was still in the dormitory just now, I don't know where I went." ”
At this time, Chen Fanren was squatting in the toilet, moaning in pain, and his feet were numb.
Chen Fan's face turned pale, and he pleaded: "Elder, you let me spontaneously combust, it's okay to explode on the spot, I'm better off dead now." ”
The elder pinched his nose and said comfortingly: "This has nothing to do with me, you have to eat indiscriminately, come on, carry this hurdle, and you will be able to cross the tribulation and ascend." ”
"I'm going... Oops, it's coming....it's gone..... can you give it a little more time!! ”