Chapter 147: I Love Acids, My Skin Is Good
Someone is racing as an old driver, and Barcelisa is also happily racing.
The eleven destroyer girls all stood at the top of the bridge, letting the fierce sea breeze blow their hair, and Barcelisa held a loudspeaker and shouted: "Masturbate, get ready!" ”
"Masturbation, masturbation...... I love acids, my skin is good, ahh Be careful with the torpedo, there are no bubbles. I love deep playing, without warning, ahhh The submarine is praying, masturbating, masturbating......"
The little cute girls sang and danced, their little buttocks twisted from time to time, their lips pursed, and their cheeks bulged, and anyone who saw this scene would be turned over. Unfortunately, after singing a song, twenty torpedoes rushed towards the four broken battleships in the distance with a strong killing intent, forming a strong contrast with the previous ones. It's a lovely lethal weapon.
This nursery rhyme is so infuriating! Do you love acids, but you still have good skin? A bowl of sulfuric acid is poured on your face, and you don't do it if you don't become Zhao Benshan.
If Prince Eugen was a crossing party, he would definitely complain like this, at first she didn't know what the other party was going to do, and she was a little puzzled. But when she saw the torpedo released from the side of the hull of the other party's speeding rudder, she was frightened like a bustard that had been grabbed by the neck, and the two trembled in fright, and a strong urge to urinate in her crotch hit her brain, and she could only make an unconscious 'gurgling' sound in her throat.
Just when she was at a loss, a message came: All turn the rudder, I will block it!
At this time, Prince Eugen could no longer think, and subconsciously operated the broken hull to aim the bow of the ship as far as possible in the direction of the torpedo. Soon after, a huge battleship came into her view, its majestic hull as if it had obscured the entire sky.
But then, a series of explosions came from the battleship, and the hull of the ship swung into the air like torn rags, falling and scattering, and in a short time it disappeared completely.
What a heroic ship's wife!
Xu Zhonglin witnessed this scene with his own eyes in the distance, and at the moment when the torpedo was thrown, a Bismarck-class battleship at the tail of the team dragged the broken hull and bravely drove forward with full power! Forward! In the end, it was in front of the battleship at the forefront, and then it was wrapped in boundless flames and quickly sank to the bottom of the sea.
Seeing that Barcelisa and the others only sank one ship with a lightning strike, Xu Zhonglin's face was a little gloomy, and with the distinct palm print, it even looked a little funny, but the words he said were extremely ruthless: "Barcelisa! What are you doing? It's time to wrap it up! ”
Barcelissa stuck out her tongue and shouted at the Roman moon god beside her, "It's all you, Phoebe!" I said I'd fire all 10 rounds, but now the Admiral is not happy. ”
The Roman moon god couldn't help but want to complain: You have to fire a full salvo of torpedoes when you make up a knife?! I think it's the Admiral who is about to get used to you getting sick from the princess, and sooner or later let the Admiral launch you into the air, punish you to the moon and roast rabbits with laurel trees, and be an old virgin for a lifetime, and then I will be the first destroyer under the Admiral.
If the little fat man can hear the girl's inner monologue, he will definitely look at Xu Zhonglin with adoring eyes: Dude, talent, absolutely first-class joker!
Just when Prince Eugen was desperate when he saw the group of destroyers rushing again, a voice temporarily saved her life.
"Wait!"
Xu Zhonglin couldn't help frowning: What's the matter?
Sissi: Admiral, the two battlecruisers you captured beg you to spare the remaining battleships.
Xu Zhonglin was a little unkind: Did they say they would listen to me if they let me go? Prince Eugen is our enemy and must be eliminated.
Teresa: Oh hoo! The Admiral is becoming more and more majestic now, and people and Sissi will not let them return to their hometown in front of their former friends. I'm so scared that I don't dare sleep with the Admiral at night.
Someone didn't hear Teresa use the wrong idiom, and his mind was full of 'sleep together, sleep together......
So he waved his hand, on behalf of the Red Cross, the Papa Club, the Wife-Afraid League and other justice groups: "Barcelisa, stop the attack and save people." ”
Prince Eugen in the distance saw Barcelisa and the others approaching and began to salvage the admiral who had fallen into the water, and couldn't help but sit on the ground, and then a trace of pride flashed in his eyes: "Ahahaha, I know, how dare you?" I am Prince Eugen, Prince Eugen of Austria-Hungary! You don't dare! ”
By the time someone returns to the Queen Elena half-embarrassed, the cleaning of the battlefield is already in the final stages.
"Is it comfortable? Nymphomania? Elena went back to the daily routine of the Admiral.
"Uh...... Hehe. I don't know where to start, and I go deep. ”
"Phew! Dirty! ”
Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian's 'small character trick' was launched again, and someone hurriedly went over to rub Her Majesty's shoulders: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." ”
Elena squinted a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes and looked very enjoyable: "The attitude of admitting mistakes is quite sincere, then give you a little reward, there are several oil wells at the southern end of the Gal Ganai Islands in the east, and the reserves are not large." According to your agreement with the others, it is not included there, and now that the defense is empty, there should be a bit of a gain. You've done a good job this time, and for the sake of the two captured battle cruisers, I'm sure Garibaldi will turn a blind eye. ”
In the end, the ship's mother who is 'honest in her mouth' still unknowingly began to plan for someone's sake.
Xu Zhonglin's eyes lit up, and he quietly ordered Barcelisa a few, and did not forget to inform Cato.
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The harbor of Hamad Tsuk was full of joy, and the atmosphere of the festival was much stronger than before. Of course, not just because of Christmas, not just because of the big fashion show in the afternoon, and most importantly because they just got a big win!
The afterglow of the evening shone on everyone's faces, but they were all vibrant.
Cato blushed with a hairy face: "Wow, more than fifty ship mothers are captives, and there are three 50,000-ton battleship cores!" Brother, our raid was perfect, I feel like it's an epic victory, I'm going to find a few troubadours to write into poetry! ”
"Don't, make a fortune in a muffled voice, now you have to keep a low profile, do you understand?"
Who knew that Cato's IQ was on the passing line: "Ahem, isn't it that the vast majority of ship girls refuse to submit, I just want to find some people to publicize it, Austria-Hungary has lost face, I guess we won't want them anymore, as long as we detain them for a few months, it will naturally ...... Hey hey"
Depend on! Doesn't this sin people to death? Although it has been offended, there is still a difference in the prestige level of hostility and hatred. Cato was not afraid of leaning against the tree, but it was estimated that this debt would be credited to him, so Xu Zhonglin thought about it: "Maybe I have a better way." ”
"What?"
Someone smiled mysteriously and habitually pretended: "You'll know later." ”