QQ group salted fish house.

"Welcome newcomers, newcomers report three measurements, report saltiness!"

"Welcome newcomers!"

"Welcome another newcomer!"

"Welcome another couple!"

"Welcome to another newcomer!"

"Welcome to a new person!"

“……”

The group, which originally consisted of only more than 300 people, barely survived to the upper limit of 1,000 people in just a few hours.

Yu Xian looked at the unfamiliar faces in the Salted Fish Mansion, and instantly didn't know what to say.

Not long after the group members were full, dozens of people gathered together to meet Yuxian.

"Brother Salted Fish, upgrade the Q group, a lot of salted fish are still blocked outside."

"Can't you really open a second group?"

"Salted Fish!"

“……”

Yu Xian looked at the phone screen and scratched his head, and simply opened a super member, expanding the upper limit of the number of people in the QQ group to two thousand.

As soon as this wave of operations ended, dozens of messages popped up in the message center to apply for group membership.

At this moment, most of the newcomers in the salted fish mansion are newcomers who have just joined the group, and they are lively because they are fresh. The information in the Salted Fish Mansion is rolling at a rapid speed like taking off.

"Alas, now you can't bring a good wave of rhythm and pull the publicity." Yu Xian sighed, was silent for a moment, and muttered again, "It seems that this live broadcast is really a good thing, I have spent so much effort to promote novels and songs, and I don't have as many fans as the live broadcast in the past few hours." Why don't you make some time to go live? But...... What should I stream? ”

……

Eleven o'clock in the evening.

Yu Xian pushed open the door of dormitory 106.

"Hey, Yu Da Troll is back?" Li Dafen was the first to say hello.

"Who are you talking about? I don't dare take your prestige easily, ah-"

"You're ......"

"-Ahh Yu Xian hurriedly took out a tissue from the table and wiped his nose away.

"Say you're a troll, but you're really squirting?" Li Dafen's eyebrows were frowning, and he wiped his arm that had just undergone the "shower baptism".

"What the hell do you mean? Don't you always call me 'salted fish'? Yu Xian shook his head, feeling that there was something abnormal in his body.

"Don't you know what you sprayed yourself?" Li Dafen looked at the salted fish with a wicked smile, with a look of "I won't tell you, guess what".

"Li Troll, don't tease the salted fish." Xu Tao fiddled with the phone for a while, and then turned the phone screen to Yu Xian's side, "Salted fish, look at it." Your testimonial was posted on the Internet, and now the number of views has exceeded 10,000. ”

Yu Xian took a closer look, and the video was very blurry, and according to the pixel, it was estimated that it was shot with a mobile phone. According to the shooting angle, the photographer should be sitting in the front row of the audience.

"Good fellow, who's so boring?"

"It doesn't matter who it is, look at the barrage." Xu Tao turned on the barrage switch.

In an instant, the full screen of ", Liang Feifei" appeared, completely covering the video.

"Uh......" When Yu Xian was stunned, Xu Tao turned off the video barrage again, dragging the video progress to the place where Yu Xian said that sentence.

", Liang Feifei!" Yu Xian in the video looks indignant, his eyes are round, his lips are divided, and his momentum is like a rainbow!

Yu Xian felt a sudden gust of cold wind blowing, blowing himself hard...... Phew, blown into a gray boulder, and then quickly cracked open and shattered to the ground.

[This special meow is the same as the original version of the previous life's ", Liang is extraordinary!"] "That's a lot! After the calf, I can already meet the grand occasion of the ghost animal video of my ghost animal in the ghost animal area of station B......]

"Stop, stop, I can't stand it anymore......" Yu Xian pushed the phone back in front of Xu Tao, took out a change of clothes, and prepared to take a shower.

"Oh yes, can you turn up the air conditioner a little bit? I seem to have a cold. Yu Xian just took two steps and felt a little dizzy, but the symptoms were not very serious and there was no fever.

"Wasn't it okay when you first went out in the morning?" Xu Tao asked with concern.

"Uh......" Yu Xian stopped talking and smiled awkwardly, "The air conditioner in the competition place was turned on too violently, and it was too cold. ”

Yu Da sprayed...... Uh, salted fish, you stay in bed all day and roll the sheets with Xu Tao, and you don't exercise, you must be in poor physical fitness. You can go out for a run when you have time. Li Dafen also interjected.

"Huh...... I want to exercise too," Yu Xian is also involuntarily, and if he doesn't exercise, he may have a minor illness, but if he exercises, he may be sent to the hospital every minute like the last time the top ten singers on campus finals.

"Wait, who do you mean I'm rolling the sheets with?!" Yu Xianfang found out that Li Dafen had secretly hacked himself.

"Haha, it is said that people automatically ignore the things that are right by default in their hearts~"

……

Two o'clock in the morning.

Yu Xian woke up in a daze.

"Hmm...... I'm still a little dizzy, and it seems that sweat alone can't solve the problem. ”

Yu Xian gritted his teeth, broke free from the warm embrace of the quilt, got out of bed and walked to his table with empty eyes.

"Two bags a day, two bags of ...... each time" Yu Xian blinked his eyes and looked at the small words on the box of "666 Cold Spirit", reading it in a small voice like a mosquito.

Yu Xian felt that his eyes were astringent, so he had to close one eye alone, leave the other eye blank, and then open the box and take out the two bags that he got the most easily.

"Dada-da-da-" Yu Xian tore open the two small bags, then unscrewed the water bottle and poured the two bags of particulate matter into it.

In the darkness, Yu Xian groped around the walls, opening a tired eye from time to time to make sure he didn't bump into anything. In the middle of the night, Yu Xian walked to the water dispenser, poured hot water and cold water into the water bottle, shook it gently for a while, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Shhh...... Why is this medicine so sweet? Is it expired? Yu Xian was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and denied his conjecture.

"Tsk, maybe it's getting worse." Yu Xian felt that his body had become light, and in addition, there was a heavier feeling on his chest that he had never felt before.

Back on the bed, Yu Xian's body touched the quilt and fell asleep instantly.

About two hours later, Yu Xian was awakened by an organ in the urinary system of his lower body.

[Rub, I knew I would have taken medicine in the morning, it would have affected my sleep too much! ] Get 10 minutes less sleep at night. At least an hour more sleep during the day to make up for it. 】

Yu Xian complained to himself in his heart as he hurried to the bathroom. Just as he was about to enter the toilet, he felt as if he had seen something strange, and immediately took two steps back to the mirror.

"Jiajia! Why are you here?! In front of the mirror, a young girl stood upright, looking at Yu Xian on the other side of the mirror with a surprised expression.

"How did you get in? This is a boys' dormitory, how are you doing here? You're quick—"

Yu Xian was halfway through speaking, and suddenly choked, and at the same time, his voice began to tremble: "Jiajia? Belch...... No, you're here...... So, what about me? ”