Chapter 406: There is a difference between men and women
The silent and ancient castle stands high on the top of a thousand high mountains, the only road, winding and circling up, its steps are so many, like a ladder, leading to the clouds. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ๏ฝiqugeใ ๏ฝ๏ฝfo
Four cyan pillars of light descended from the sky and fell at the foot of the mountain.
"Bronze World again?"
This was Ye Xiaofei's first emotion when he got up on the ground, he glanced at the quaint fishing net wrapped around his feet, and in the next moment, the other three pillars of light that reached the sky deeply attracted his attention, and then, he walked towards the nearest pillar of light without hesitation.
What's the situation? How can there be four pillars of glaucom? Could there be anyone else besides him and Ye Xiaodie? Impossible! Then why did four pillars of blue light descend, could it be two vampire kings?
In a nervous mood, he hurriedly used the quaint fishing net as a miniskirt and wrapped it around his waist.
The advent of the pillar of blue light deeply pierced the tranquility and serenity of this bronze world, the ancient castle on the high mountain, suddenly the middle door opened, the skin was black and red, the eyes were red, the skin was rude, as if the ugly vampire who lacked water like a dry corpse excitedly let out a sound of longing, the loose bat wings shook violently, and the group of vampires suddenly swooped down like a group of fighter jets.
Just took two steps, Ye Xiaofei suddenly lifted a little wrong, looked up, and found that there had been a round of blue sun hanging in the sky, and at this time, the blue sun was like being injured and bleeding, slowly smeared with a trace of scarlet, for a long time, the scarlet not only did not disperse, but broke out like a virus, smearing the blue sun hanging in the sky red, like a drop of blood hanging in the sky, red and bloody, as if it would fall from the sky in the next second.
"The Vampire King is coming in?"
The extreme fear made Ye Xiaofei raise his eyes and hold the fishing net on his waist with both hands, which was the only thing he could use as a weapon.
Ten seconds later, the surroundings were the same, he knew that the vampire king was on the way, and he couldn't hide, because after the blue sun in the sky turned red, the pillar of light that illuminated them like a searchlight did not dissipate, but turned into a bloody and terrifying scarlet pillar of light, and he even had the illusion that he was breathing and walking in the blood mist, and there were bursts of nausea and worry in his heart: as long as the vampire king was not blind, he could definitely find them, and the four pillars of blood-colored light that reached the sky!
Just when Ye Xiaofei wanted to get closer to the pillar of light closest to him, the two blood-colored pillars of light that were a little farther away were also approaching each other, obviously, everyone was curious about each other.
Of the three pillars of light, one of them must be Ye Xiaodie!
Ye Xiaofei has never prayed so sincerely to the Buddhas: God! Please let me see you one last time before disaster strikes? Death is also death together!
Ironically, Ye Xiaofei is an enemy of God. Even if God hears his voice, it will only bring bad luck.
Luckily, as if at this moment please the constraints of the gods, quietly came, a bow on his back, a light step in the strange rocky mountain see galloping, take a closer look, a large piece of snow-white skin exposed to the air, a small strip of cloth to cover the buttocks, its short to the root of the thighs, a pair of slender and snow-white long legs, see someone on the spot can not move, look at the net, a pair of full and upright peaks quietly stand on the smooth ground like snow. A palm-sized strip of cloth looks to cover the vital point. The rapid backlash, the hair surging like waves, the full mountain peaks as if experiencing an earthquake, trembling and trembling, as if to break free from the shackles and restore the true self.
"Fluttershy running naked?"
Ye Xiaofei looked at the fishing net tied to his waist, he was also a naked runner! Then he looked around stingily, as if he was afraid that others would see his wife undressed. Like a stingy ghost, look around.
"Brother--"
Ye Xiaodie cheered excitedly, completely unaware that she was seducing others to commit crimes, her face flushed with excitement, like a wild cat returning home, leaping deeply, flying over, and the next second, her legs wrapped around someone's waist, like a beautiful snake to find the safest and most comfortable position, and said excitedly: "Brother, are you really here?" Great, you don't know, I came across a huge three-headed dog that almost ate me. โ
Ye Xiaofei smiled awkwardly, took a deep breath, avoided holding the other party's light jade buttocks with both hands, avoided being hit by a pillar of optimus, and said excitedly: "Girl, how did you get to this ghost place?" โ
The reason why Ye Xiaofei asked this, if you want to go out, you must know how to get in, just like a door, you push the door and enter, if you want to go out, just pull the door open and go out, his own self-throwing Bafang Ding is like jumping down from a dry well, if you want to get out, you have to climb up. If there's a second way to get out, it's probably on Ye Xiaodie.
"Brother," Ye Xiaodie tilted her head sideways, frowned and thought for a moment, "I just remember that we had a plane crash and fell from a very high sky, we should have fallen to our death, this can't be hell, right?" Yes, yes, it's hell, that three-headed dog is the three-headed dog of hell, wow, brother, we're dying together, don't we have to be separated forever. You can stay with me for the rest of your life! I'm so blessed. โ
Ye Xiaofei's hand stroking Ye Xiaodie's hair shook, a little incredulous, and looked at this familiar person strangely: Are you so happy when you die? How much do you want to die?
"Girl, are you crazy? This is not hell, and we are not dead, and the middle-aged constipation-faced old man didn't tell you that this is the inner realm of the immortal weapon Bafang Ding? โ
"Constipation-faced old man?" Ye Xiaodie suddenly jumped down and untied six long bows of one meter on her body, on both sides of the bow were two hideous dragon heads biting an animal tendon, which tendon was extremely elastic, and it was slightly emitting white light at this time, and the main body of the bow was like two dragon patterns circling the bow body, and if you looked closely, you would find that it was not a dragon pattern, but a dense hollow magic array, which was a magic weapon.
Ye Xiaodie glared at Ye Xiaofei reproachfully, and said, "It's not a constipated old man, it's a kind old man, like a king." Then she showed off the bow to Ye Xiaofei and introduced: "He said that I defeated the three-headed dog, and he wanted to reward me, you see, I chose a bow, and the old man also said that I have a vision and am the top spiritual weapon!" โ
Ye Xiaofei rubbed the bow enviously, then looked at the quaint fishing net on his waist, and said in his heart: People are more angry than people. scolded angrily in his heart: This old pervert, when he sees a beautiful woman, he sends a bow, and when he sees a handsome guy, he throws a fishing net, don't let me see it again! casually asked, "Did he give you five choices?" Then he said as if he couldn't eat the grapes: "It's just a bare bow, and there are no arrows, can you use the bow as a stick to beat people?" Kind and ignorant little girl, you have been deceived by that big fool. โ
"No, it won't!" Ye Xiaodie pushed Ye Xiaofei's hand away, and looked at Ye Xiaofei with a smug face very strangely, as if he had broken the big conspiracy, grabbed the bow of the carved dragon, and pulled it suddenly, and suddenly a light arrow with white light appeared on the string, and the jade hand that pulled the string was gently loosened, and the bowstring let out a slight dragon groan, and the light arrow turned into a streamer, plunging into the bronze stone.
As soon as I said that there were not a few arrows, as soon as I pulled the string, one came, and as it was, there were not only arrows, but also unlimited ammunition.
! Ye Xiaofei suddenly felt a little pain in his face, and was slapped in the face?
"Humph!" Ye Xiaofei tried his best to pretend to be disdainful, tried his best to save his face, and said: "The magic trick of deceiving children, such a faint light arrow, it is estimated that even a fly can't be killed, you were deceived by that old man, you are really an innocent girl." โ
Ye Xiaodie suddenly pressed her palm on Ye Xiaofei's head and exclaimed, "Brother, are you having a fever and burning your brain?" How can you talk nonsense? โ
Ye Xiaofei gently held the jade hand that detected body temperature, he really didn't have the courage to tell her, you are a wise and powerful brother, you have been fooled and deceived, and now you have to find a sense of balance from you, your bow, the shape alone is a few grades higher than a broken fishing net, if you can still create derivative arrows out of nothing, it is infinite ammunition, how do you let your brother live? How?
Ye Xiaodie stubbornly grabbed Ye Xiaofei's hand with her backhand, pulled him forward, and said, "Brother, you guessed wrong, pull out the bow, and the additional penetrating power of the light arrow generated in an instant, if it is charged for three seconds and then fired, it will form a five-meter explosion range, and its power is the same as that of spirit-level magic." I'm not lying, when I seem bored, there is an arrow that accumulates momentum for ten seconds, and it directly blows up a range of ten meters. โ
Ye Xiaodie, who was complacent, didn't see Ye Xiaofei's constipated face turn from red to black at all.
Sure enough, under the guidance of Ye Xiaodie, he saw a hole in the bronze mountain flowing down a faint light arrow, as thin as a finger, and its depth should be within half a meter, Ye Xiaofei was deeply frightened by this terrifying power, and what was under his feet was not soft soil but bronze! An arrow pierces half a meter of bronze, which is equivalent to an arrow piercing through fifty pairs of gold armor. That? More powerful than the largest caliber sniper rifle?
"Holy! This old man, who is simply a scumbag of color, gives himself all the old goods that can't be sold in second-hand grocery stores, how can he give away such a perverted bow? โ
"Brother, don't let you scold the old man again, or I'll shoot you with an arrow!"
Sashimi naked, if you really come with an arrow, you can lie down!
Ye Xiaofei comforted Ye Xiaodie while comforting himself in his heart, and said, "Actually, the old man is quite good, and he also gave me something more powerful than your bow." The old man is still very fair. Girl, if you have something to say, put the bow down first. โ
"Oh? Anything better than a bow? In there? Is it this thing around your waist? There are a lot of holes, isn't it cool? โ
Cool! My heart is cold, but the Evil Dragon Wings are a rare treasure in the world, but if he dares to say a word, it is impossible for him to stand here alive.
He said bitterly: "Hey, that's a pair of wings, dragon wings, it's too big, I'm afraid I'll crush my body." So I didn't want to. โ
Ye Xiaodie's eyes lit up and she was pleasantly surprised, "You also have wings?" Great, the old man said, if I could see him again, he would give me the wings. I seem to meet him again, brother, let's go find him, I want wings so much. โ
Hey? That's not right!
Ye Xiaofei thought in his heart: Ye Xiaodie's five pieces have wings, and the best one is not the best bow, then? What are her five items?
Ye Xiaofei was a little afraid to ask, he was afraid that the answer he got would make him regret being a man.
"Girl!" He took a deep breath, spit it out slowly, and asked solemnly, "What did that old man give you those five things?" โ
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Ye Xiaofei's serious and frightened expression, Ye Xiaodie said, "Okay, let me tell you, you're so weird like this." The first thing is a streamer phoenix feather thousand silk armor, the old man wears it warm in winter and cool in summer, the armor is light and does not consume physical strength, and the most important thing is that it can be immune to magic attacks below the spirit level magic, and jade-level weapons cannot break through the defense. โ
Gollumโโโโ
Ye Xiaofei covered his heartache, what was his first thing? Oh, coiled around his waist, a fishing net that had been used to cover his shame, and it looked like it was still an antique fishing net that had not been used for a long, long time. He suddenly felt his blood boil.
"Brother, why is your face so hot?" Ye Xiaodie touched Ye Xiaofei's red face strangely, and said seriously: "The second thing is this bow, the Dragon Yin Bow, which can be used to accumulate light arrows and increase the power of arrows." You know, I'm a serious archer and how important a good bow is to an archer. โ
You're not just an archer, you're a female archer with a legendary legacy!
Woman!
Ye Xiaofei felt the importance of gender for the first time, and before this second, if someone said that success was equal to ninety-nine percent effort and one percent luck, he would look at him with admiration. If, now, that bastard dares to say this sentence again, he will not hesitate to slap it over, send out the conclusion of his own personal experience, and slap that person's face and spit: In front of the Emperor of the Burning Sun! Success equals one percent effort, and ninety-nine percent sex!
Ye Xiaofei stared at the domineering dragon bow at this time, as if he saw an enemy who did not share the sky, gritted his teeth, and wanted to swallow this bow alive.
"Brother, your face is so scary!" Ye Xiaodie pinched Ye Xiaofei's reddened earlobe, as if she had drunk all night, unconscious, and said with concern: "Did I choose the wrong one?" Otherwise, the next time the old man comes, I'll ask him to change it for me. If you don't like the bow, I don't either. Don't scare me. โ
"I know you love this bow, don't worry, I'm not mad at you, I'm angry. Tell me first, what are the next three items? โ
Ye Xiaodie was a little hesitant, but seeing Ye Xiaofei's persistent eyes, she had to put her tone as gentle as possible, so as not to stimulate Ye Xiaofei, and said: "The third thing is a sword, if I remember correctly, it is an elf sword, the sword is one meter four three, the sword body is crystal like jade, glowing with green light, it is a sword of nature, the elf classics record that this sword belongs to the elf king of the Swadia Empire, and it was lost in Ragnarok." โ
"Poofโโโโโโ"
Ye Xiaofei felt a mouthful of old blood almost spurt out, and sat on the ground with a bent waist, his eyes were blank, and he muttered:! Sword of the Elven King! How much does this bastard hate me? The second piece of my own is a Barbie doll, and the third? A home mirror, but what was given to Ye Xiaodie was the sword of the Elven King of the Swadia Empire!
"Give me a knife! I'm going to kill myself! โ
Ye Xiaofei has a decadent face that has nothing to love in life and is dead.
"Brother, are you okay?" Ye Xiaodie's eyes were full of tears, crying and begging, "If you die, I won't live either." Woowoo woo โโโโโโ"
"Why are you crying?" Ye Xiaofei was so anxious that he wiped his tears again, and comforted him again: "Don't cry, what I said is angry words, none of us can die, did you hear it?" โ
"Woo woo woo ---"
Ye Xiaodie wiped her tears, her face was painful, and the corners of her eyes were secretly looking at Ye Xiaofei, who was full of anxiety, eager to take out her heart to prove her innocence, and a trace of sweetness hit her heart. She didn't want to forgive easily, after all, Ye Xiaofei was weird just now, and it was scary to think about it, and she said with a crying voice: "Then tell me, why do you get more unhappy every time you hear something, and finally die?" Woo woo woo --- "
Can this tell you? Tell you I was treated unfairly by that old man? Ignored? You got the domineering dragon bow, and your man got a broken fishing net to cover his shame?
Damn it! It must never be said that the dignity and face of men must not be taken lightly!
Ye Xiaodie's eyes peeked at Ye Xiaofei's struggling expression, and suddenly said secretly: If I don't give you some eye drops, you won't confess, right? Do you really think your aunt is an ignorant girl?
"Woo woo woo -- I'm not alive anymore, you hide everything from me. You let me die! As she spoke, Ye Xiaodie excitedly strangled herself with the dragon bow and strangled her neck.
As soon as the bow was picked up, it was snatched away, and Ye Xiaofei longed for a hole in the ground to get into.
Ye Xiaofei said faintly: "Don't wipe saliva on your face as a tear stain, be careful to touch your eyes." โ
Ye Xiaodie was stunned for a moment, the hand covering her face fell quietly, she smiled brightly, and suddenly pounced on Ye Xiaofei and made a fuss, she began to be coquettish, rubbing Ye Xiaofei, and said: "This must be a very interesting thing, please, tell the girl!" โ
"Let's be funny! If I wasn't a party! Ye Xiaofei stated with a painful face, and without saying a word, he was heartbroken.
As Ye Xiaofei spoke, Ye Xiaodie's expression gradually became richer, from surprise, to disbelief, and finally to pitifully caressing Ye Xiaofei, and then, laughter from the heart, suppressed, like a simmering drum, couldn't stop, and finally, bursts of light laughter stirred in this dead and silent world.
"Have you laughed enough?" Ye Xiaofei tried his best to keep a straight face and maintain his last face, although he knew that he could no longer have any face.
"Wahaha---Fishing Net--Wowhaha--Barbie---Wowhaha-Wowhaha-Wowha--Wow-haha--Wow Wha--"
Ye Xiaodie covered her mouth with one hand, trying to stop laughing, the more she couldn't help laughing, and the other hand covered her belly with laughter, and her whole waist was bent like a shrimp.
It's tolerable, it's unbearable!
Ye Xiaofei pulled the light and lovely laughing girl into his arms, and slammed his big mouth directly into it, sweeping wildly. His hands went up and down, which suddenly made a certain woman look frightened.
"Brother, in heaven, there is an enemy--"
Ye Xiaodie looked at the sky in horror, and one by one the black dots turned into streamers, stabbing down from the sky like arrows, and its target was the back of the crazy Ye Xiaofei.
"Woo woo woo ---"
Ye Xiaodie struggled as hard as she could, wanting to warn, but was blocked by Ye Xiaofei's mouth, and could only look at the closer and closer enemies with frightened eyes: bat wings, glowing long swords.