Chapter 12: I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to steal gems from the Lonely Mountain
"So, what kind of species are you?" Thranduil sat on his throne as he asked nonchalantly as he played with his elven-forged sword.
Although Thranduil's gaze was completely off of his body, Tang Xiaoyu still felt a deep pressure.
[2333 Although I haven't played this game, I always feel that the king's temperament is so real.] 】
[I also think so, at this moment, the grandmother is probably cowardly. 】
[Kneel down in front of the king with fear!] 】
[Although the height of the grandmother is as short as ever, it is better than the good looks, and it looks like it is actually quite a match for the elves. 】
[Grandma, you have to hold on, don't be obsessed with beauty and can't extricate yourself. 】
"I don't know what I am...... Tang Xiaoyu replied quietly.
This is the truth, after crossing over, no one told her what she was, only the attribute page wrote a 'dragon', but which one of the rings will change? If you say that this is to be considered a special case, then you can jump into a confession with her, now it's okay, what do you let her say?
[I think Grandma is starting to wonder what race she is. 】
[Grandma's serious appearance is so cute! ] 】
[Sure enough, it's even better after being an adult.] 】
"You don't know?" Thranduil threw the sword out of his hand.
The sharp long sword was plunged straight into Tang Xiaoyu's side......
[The king is very skilled. 】
[Grandma, you are facing the threat of death again, how many times has this been today? 】
[Don't say it, I'm a little sorry for my grandmother, it's not easy to record a video, I'm taught to be a dragon once every five minutes on average. 】
"Say, or die?" Thranduil pulled out the long sword of the guard beside him, pointed at Tang Xiaoyu and said.
Tang Xiaoyu: "......" Why do I have to face this life and death choice every time?
[Grandma, I think if you don't say it, this domineering king will definitely kill you directly. 】
[I bet that it doesn't take a second, 0.5 seconds is enough.] 】
【233333】
"I'm a dragon-human hybrid." Seeing the king's increasingly unhappy face, Tang Xiaoyu blurted out without thinking.
Elves: "......" Do you think we don't have common sense?
Thrandil: "Huh. "Do you think that this king has drunk wine for nothing for so many years?
Legolas: "......" thinks Heka can't lie, but that's nonsense......
[Grandma, you're going to be finished. 】
[Tens of meters of dragons and human children, the size difference between the groove...... I just want to say...... 66666.】
[It's like a fire dragon and a donkey in Shrekry......]
[Grandma, you are about to be sanctioned. 】
Tang Xiaoyu: "!! "yes, it seems to be the Lord of the Rings, the dragon here...... Aren't all dragons here created?
Something's going on......
Tang Xiaoyu looked at Thrandil's obviously gloomy face, and subconsciously took a step back. It's over, the king is going to go berserk, what should I do? She thinks she can still salvage it, I don't know if there is a chance? Director, no, system! Dog leash! Fast Dog Belt!
[Grandma, did you archive it before? 】
[Hey, I suddenly feel sorry for the IQ of the grandmother. 】
[It's time to sell cuteness again.] 】
That's right, and skills!
Why don't you just release the space and jump away? But wouldn't it be bleak if the release was not successful...... Tang Xiaoyu felt that her time was running out, and it was estimated that if it weren't for the fact that Legolas was still by her side, Thranduil would have beaten her up more than once.
Forget it, let's sell cute!
Thrandil: "Stupid! ”
Elves: "??? "What's wrong with you, King? At this time, shouldn't you just rush up and unload this 'prohibited item' in a sassy manner?
Legolas: Great, it seems that my father doesn't think Heka is ugly either.
"Hmph, I don't even know my origin." Thranduil clasped his hands around his chest and looked at Tang Xiaoyu condescendingly.
Thank goodness she also has life-saving skills......
[Sure enough, Lori is invincible......]
[BGM: Invincible, online.] 】
[Grandma has not been around for a day, have you completely gotten used to this skill? 】
[Grandma herself must also be a cute Lori, that's why it's so quick to get started. 】
Thranduil looked at Tang Xiaoyu for a few minutes and continued to interrogate, "So, how did you enter the forest?" ”
Tang Xiaoyu: "I don't know how I got here, when I woke up, I was already lying in the forest." "I didn't say it completely, but I didn't leave it for ten! As for the things that have been overlooked...... Don't worry about such small details!
Elves: "......" To be honest, they all began to wonder if this guy was a dragon after all. Isn't it a lizard-like mutation? How can you be stupid like this?
Thranduil raised an eyebrow: "Then what are you doing here?" ”
This Tang Xiaoyu knew, and she smiled flatteringly: "I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I want to go to Gushan to steal gems!" ”
Elves: "...... you just say you're going to talk to Smaug."
[I don't know why, I always feel inexplicably happy. 】
[Smaug in the movie is super huge, and such a small one as the grandmother is probably not enough to stuff people's teeth. 】
[Don't be afraid, don't panic, Grandma still has life-saving skills, what are you afraid of. 】
[Don't be anal. 】
"Speaking of which, I have the gems I want, too." Thranduil didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly the conversation changed.
Tang Xiaoyu felt that she couldn't answer this, she went to steal the gem to complete the task, and after completing it, she didn't know what the next task would be, if she stole the gem for Thrandil...... She'll have to come back then, and it will take a lot of time. But don't answer, this is someone's territory, and the king of the family can slaughter her if she is unhappy.
QUQ So what to do, strongly provide a manual, or a guide book or something.
[It's okay if you don't speak, grandma, my male god will help you answer. 】
[Ah, Lori is good, she will be pitied wherever she goes. 】
[It's a pity that Grandma doesn't have breasts......]
[If you have breasts, the grandmother may have one more ** skill. 】
[Congratulations to Grandma for obtaining the '** Technique'! ] 】
"But with your small size, I don't think you can do it." Thranduil glanced at Tang Xiaoyu, and then silently closed his eyes.
Tang Xiaoyu is relatively short, and after wearing elf clothes, she looks like a little kid stealing adult clothes, but the horns on her head and the tail behind her tell others an important message - sorry, this thing is not human.