Chapter 15: Handsome for "Three Seconds"
Li Shuai took a good posture and finally got up to shoot the goal, making a perfect end for his efforts in front of him.
"This guy, this poss is so handsome......"
"Judging by the swing of his thighs, this guy is ready to shoot with a kick...... Cruel! ”
"This guy, true love show......"
"The goalkeeper who has relied on his ability, of course, shoots as much as he wants, and shoots ......"
"yes, whatever, it's a must-score anyway!"
Just when there was a lot of discussion outside the field, the ball shot by Li Shuai did not have the expected power and speed, but slowly flew out, slowly, drew a huge arc, and flew towards the goal.
Finally, flew along the crossbar of the goal!
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"Didn't enter?"
"Awesome, my brother!"
"Such an empty goal, I didn't score !!"
"Suffocating operation!"
"If you don't die, you won't die! The Chinese language is really broad and profound, vivid and vivid! One of the white fans, who has studied the Chinese language, made a concluding remark about Li Shuai's behavior, and at the same time strengthened his determination to continue learning Chinese.
The fans on the sidelines were dumbfounded, and after a series of wonderful preludes, and then to the high cao, they should have scored a goal and let the show end perfectly.
However, this TM can be kicked off, which makes the fans who applaud first feel as uncomfortable as eating flies.
But then there was a burst of laughter, not only for them, but also for the players on the pitch.
"Shooting action, too chic, too large?"
"Too much desire for the beauty of power, too much force?"
"The venue was too slippery to wear spikes on a rainy day?"
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The game was over after Li Shuai finished shooting. Li Shuai had to look for the reason for the "failure of pretending to be B" in his mind.
However, it seems that it is impossible to save face again. As a result, Li Shuai's foot slipped when he shot, and then the ball was kicked away, not to mention, he himself fell on his back.
Pretending to be B is a failure, and Li Shuai is very hurt! If at this moment, Li Shuai can choose, he really wants to fall to the ground for the rest of his life and not get up, "This is really embarrassing......"
Little Jonny covered his eyes, dispelled the inner wave, and muttered in a voice that he could only hear, "I want to ...... I still like Ravel Morrison......"
Joyce, who was dissatisfied with Ferguson's sale just now, said lightly at this moment, "I also believe in 'Lee', he will definitely become one of the very few." ”
Ferguson's face was full of embarrassment, but he soon said to Joyce: "I think 'Lee' can go to the first team and develop it. ”
This made Joyce, who was determined to win Li Shuai, silent instantly.
Looking at Li Shuai again, after finally doing countless ideological struggles, getting up from the ground, and repeatedly comforting himself, even if life is embarrassing, he always needs to face it.
As for the festival cao or something, it can't be eaten as a meal......
Li Shuai struggled to stand up, and saw Pogba trotting to his side, the guy patted him on the shoulder with a blank face, as if to comfort Li Shuai.
Li Shuai's heart was moved, listening to the laughter everywhere, only you comforted your buddy, and the "brother" of the buddy was really not screaming in vain, and his heart was deeply touched: You brother, I, Li Shuai, have made up my mind!
Li Shuai thought in his heart, and before he could say it, he heard Pogba, looked at him seriously, and said: "Brother, well done, teach me next time, how to shoot like this when the goal is empty......"
With that, Pogba showed his white teeth peculiar to blackness, and burst out laughing, apparently having been holding back very hard just now, and now laughing so arrogantly.
At this moment, Li Shuai seemed to feel that the air was still, and a lyric came to his mind: "I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and I am most afraid of the sudden concern of my friends"
"Mud horse, do you want to ...... like this" No matter how others understand it, at least now Li Shuai thinks that this is not a good lyric, "piercing my heart...... Mayday ......"
Li Shuai gritted his teeth, but he was helpless, so he had to silently write down this guy in his heart, "Sample, one day, my brother will clean you up!" ”
After laughing, Pogba stretched out his right hand: "Paul Pogba, my brothers call me 'Paul', you can call me that!" ”
"Li Shuai, many of my brothers call me 'Brother Li', of course you can call me that!" Li Shuai also said, defending in his heart: I really didn't lie, there are indeed many brothers who call me "Brother Li".
"Pear...... Fruit? Pogbarn repeated it repeatedly.
"Pears?" Li Shuai was sweating wildly, it seemed that Chinese was too difficult for foreigners, but buddy was not a fruit, so he had to say helplessly: "Come, tell me again, Li ...... Elder brother! ”
Pogba pondered for a while: "...... Plum...... Elder brother? ”
Foreigners speak Chinese, it sounds really awkward, but how to say it can be regarded as "brother", talk is better than nothing, Li Shuai comforted himself.
"Very well, go home and practice more until you master it, you know as a brother, if you can't even call him by the right name, it's very sad."
"Brother Li, don't worry, although Chinese is difficult to learn, I will definitely learn your name by heart." It's still lame, but at least the tone isn't wrong.
The son can be taught, and you will be my brother's number one brother in the UK in the future, Li Shuai smiled in his heart.
After finishing speaking, Li Shuai and Pogba, two hands of different races and different skin colors, shook together again.
Sometimes it's hard to make friends, but it's actually quite simple to say it's simple, it's just a feeling.
At this moment, Lingard also came over, unlike Pogba, Lin Jiade sincerely praised Li Shuai: "Your stop is so handsome, the foot court is a little slippery, I didn't master the strength, I originally thought that I would definitely not be able to catch up, I didn't want to be you back, it's not easy." ”
It seems that there are still people who know the goods, this little comrade is a really good person, not only pass the ball to me, but also see the strength of my brother,
But...... Don't stop...... Please continue...... Your show!
Li Shuai is very optimistic about the little black man in front of him at the moment, and he will praise his brother a few more words, and when his brother comes out, he will allow you to be his brother's second brother.
Lingard continued: "And you're so fast, especially past Paul, it's so cool, right...... It's like overtaking on the outside lane in a race car. ”
"That's right, that's it!"
"It's definitely one of the most impressive people I've ever seen"
Li Shuai's inner thoughts have been realized, and his good impression of Lingard has increased infinitely, my little comrade is amazing, my brother needs someone like you who is good at understanding his brother's intentions, you little brother, I Li Shuai has settled it.
Li Shuai, this guy, was obviously happy in his heart, but he said politely with a modest face: "You are exaggerating, it was just my accidental improvisation, it is nothing." ”
He said this, but glanced at Pogba intentionally or unintentionally. That expression seemed to say, what qualifications does a guy who was easily broken and easily passed by himself be said buddy.
Seeing that Pogba was indifferent, Li Shuai said seemingly casually: "Then you talk about it, how about my 'pendulum pass', don't give me face, if there is something I don't do well, help me point it out, I will correct it in the future and improve my technical moves." ”
Pogba looked at Li Shuai repeatedly, and finally couldn't sit still, and sneered: "What's there to say, Jesse, let's talk about that shocking shot, right?" ”
"Why is the difference between people and people so big?" Li Shuai is quite dissatisfied with Pogba's consciousness.