It was supposed to be a very good night, but alas, everything was mixed up by the damn Grace. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I curse you for not being able to find a boyfriend for the rest of your life!

I curse you to only take cucumbers for the rest of your life!

I curse you better the cucumber break inside!

Hey? The last one seems a bit cruel!

No matter, it's good to stay away from her in the future anyway.

Back at home, Vardy was bored in bed and wanted to go into the system, but he knew that the League Cup games were not in the statistical range of the system's rewards at all, so don't look at the fact that he scored two goals against Sheffield Wednesday and ended up winning the best of the game, but still couldn't get any fart, so he didn't have to go in and make himself upset.

However, how to quickly implement the comic behavior to gain trait points also made Vardy a little worried, which is really an insurmountable hurdle!

casually turned on the TV, but the image that appeared made Vardy suddenly have a flash of inspiration.

In the circus above, the clown wears a nice and colorful hat.

Vardy wasn't interested in the clown hat, but he was inspired.

Why can't you dye your hair in a colorful color?

Uh, in my previous life, this kind of appearance seems to be called killing Matt, right?

Although my hair is not long enough, I can barely make do with it if I straighten them, and the key is not here, but the color.

Thinking of this, Vardy couldn't lie down any longer, got up and went straight to the barbershop.

I'm sorry Mr. Fan, I'm going to style!

The barbershop's stylist faithfully complied with Vardy's request, straightening his hair and dyeing it as if it were a bird's feather.

"Are you sure you like the look?" After the stylist finished his work, he was embarrassed, this ruining style is simply smashing his own signboard!

However, Vardy was satisfied to look through the mirror and admire his new look.

Although I don't think it's very acceptable, I don't feel much different from brain damage, the key is to be funny!

As long as he can earn trait points, he is also quite hard!

The next day, Vardy pedaled his bike straight to the training base, and the wind swept by, and the paparazzi crouching at the door didn't even understand what was going on.

"What was it that just passed? Birdman? A paparazzi opened his mouth wide and muttered to himself.

"I'm grass, call the police, the Everton training base has been attacked by unknown creatures, it seems to be aliens!" An anxious paparazzi had already picked up the phone and wanted to call the police.

And a paparazzi with good dynamic eyesight immediately stopped him, a little uncertain: "Why do I look like Vardy?" ”

In fact, not only were the paparazzi scared, but even the janitor at Everton's training base was scared to the point of almost having a heart attack.

When Vardy walked into the dressing room, his team-mates were changing clothes and chatting about beautiful women, but when they saw Vardy, the whole dressing room was silent.

Nima, what the hell is this?

"What's all this stuff on top of your head?" Gravison finally recovered from his surprise and asked in horror.

The teammates also looked frightened, and even Carsley quickly picked up his clothes to cover his naked body, looking "scared".

Vardy fumbled with his hair, and said in his heart, is it so lethal?

"Isn't my new look handsome?" Vardy struck a gesture that he thought he was handsome and laughed.

He was greeted next by the clothes smashed by his teammates......

"Why did you get such a brainless shape, are you taking too many drugs and haven't woken up yet!" Carsley walked over and rubbed and rubbed Vardy's head.

The rest of his team-mates also walked over and gathered around Vardy.

Brain-dead are often seen, but they have never seen such brain-dead.

Vardy pushed Carsley away and said unhappily: "How can you middle-aged and elderly people understand the psychology of young people, look at it, I will lead a generation of fashion trends, and soon this look will become the most popular look this autumn and winter!" ”

His team-mates raised their middle fingers at Vardy in unison.

"Come, Chadwick, you're a young man too, tell me, can you accept the birdman's form?" Gravison pulled over 21-year-old striker Chadwick as if to prove that Jamie Vardy was a brain-dead.

Chadwick was a little scared of the bald guy Graveson, so it didn't matter if he could accept it.

"I'm really sorry, I think this look is inferior!" Chadwick shook his head, a serious word.

Everyone thought Vardy would be depressed, but they were wrong, and the more they couldn't accept it, the happier he became.

If everyone agrees with this hairstyle, what else is it called?

That's good, that's good!

However, Vardy didn't want to show his cowardice in front of his teammates, and still said toughly: "I think you are jealous, you can't dye your hair even if you want to!" ”

And then... The remark sparked outrage, with the skinheads led by Graveson and Carsley beating up Vardy in the dressing room.

On the training pitch, David Moyes is thinking about his next game against Middlesbrough, with the team having a good run and must try to maintain as much consistency as possible.

When the player walked out, Moyes, who was very attentive, didn't even notice it, and when he came back to his senses and wanted to lecture, his eyes were about to fall.

Holy!

What is this thing?

Is the birdman infestation?

If it weren't for the sight of Vardy's face under the greenery, Moyes would have been scared.

Finally recovering from the shock, Moyes didn't get angry.

Seeing the players holding back their laughter, Moyes's face was about to turn red.

"Jamie!" Moyes raised his voice, "Do you think your training has been a bit lacking lately?" ”

Vardy shook his head hurriedly, feeling the urge to turn and run.

"Then why are you still in the mood to dye your hair, and you still dye it like this? It looks like I'm really going to increase the amount of training for you, so that you don't have the time to mess up this mess! ”

Vardy wants to cry without tears!

It's hard to tease, isn't it!

This is destined to be a road that will overcome obstacles, and Vardy will continue to walk even if he dies!

Of course, Moyes won't really punish him, after all, he will have to rely on Jamie Vardy for the weekend, otherwise he wouldn't have replaced him in the first half against Sheffield Wednesday.