Chapter Eighty-Three: The Chicken Ass Problem
Seeing Yang Chun leading the way in front and taking everyone around the forest, the fat man couldn't help it.
"Boss, we've been hanging around here for a long time! Where exactly are you going? As the boss, you must have a score! Fatty, I've been hungry for a long time, and I've been fighting for five or six hours, am I easy! Do you think it's ......?"
The fat man's words woke Yang Chun up.
I didn't know what was going on just now, but as I walked, I unconsciously thought of the teleportation star field, and then I was immersed in the bright galaxy.
Is this what God wants to pay attention to?
But what is there in this vast star field?
Although Yang Chun stopped, he was still in a state of distraction.
The fat man sat on the ground and shouted, "I'm tired of the fat man!" You six boys hurry up and give the fat man a back and pinch the legs, wait a while, the fat man and I will be rewarded, one big chicken leg per person, and one of you will have a chicken butt, the taste is simply ......"
Heard that there was a big chicken leg and another chicken butt. The big chicken leg has been eaten, it is fragrant and delicious, and it is also the baby's favorite food! But I really haven't eaten the chicken butt.
What does chicken butt taste like?
Immediately, a child asked, "Fat man! Are chicken butts salty or sweet? Is it sour or spicy? ”
When he asked this, the children all gathered around the fat man and helped him beat his back and pinch his legs.
Another child asked, "Fat man, does the chicken butt have bones or not?" Is there a thorn or not? ”
The other children began to coax: "The fat man must have eaten chicken butts!" "The fat man must love to eat chicken butts! "The fat man looks like a chicken butt! ”……
The fat man immediately screamed: "Hey, hey, where are you going, this is a sensitive part, and it is used for inheritance." You look like a chicken's ass! You're all chicken ass......"
The fat man immediately got up and started an argument with the children one by one on the serious subject of who looked like a chicken's butt!
For a while, several children quarreled with the fat man, and no one was convinced, saying that the other party looked like a chicken butt.
Luo Feng also came over to cheer for the children, and resolutely supported the fat man is a chicken ass theory!
The others sat and watched them frolick, and immediately their mood lightened up and they began to gossip.
Li Ru walked up to Yang Chun and asked, "Boss, what are you thinking?" So fascinating! ”
Yang Chun shook his head, did not answer, and turned his head to look at the fat man and the children.
The children ran seven or eight laps after the fat man, sweating profusely, their little faces flushed and full of smiles, and their big eyes flashed one after another.
Yang Chun asked Li Ru, "The four of you are all full-level 10 warriors, when do you want to leave here in three turns?" ”
Li Ru asked rhetorically: "Then boss, when will you enter the battlefield three times?" ”
Yourself?
The last time he killed a three-headed dog outside the south city wall, he had already attracted the attention of the big man above, and he specially sent his mother-in-law to inquire. It's good to barely fill the past with lies!
Now that he has attracted the attention of all parties, he is already living in the eyes of others.
Therefore, you can't go to the three-turn battlefield! If you cause some big man to summon you, all secrets will be exposed.
At that time, the pyramid of the underworld will definitely not be able to be saved!
Thinking of this, Yang Chun replied, "I shouldn't go to the Third Turn Battlefield!" ”
"Why?" , Li Ru asked puzzledly: "Boss, you are already a platoon commander on the battlefield!" After the third turn, he is also a character, and he can show his skills completely. ”
Yang Chun shook his head and said, "This is not what I want, you should understand my character after following me for so long." I don't go to the battlefield because I ......"
I didn't think of an excuse in my heart for a while, and Yang Chun didn't know how to continue.
Li Ru didn't ask, after all, Yang Chun was the leader of the war group, his own boss, and the question just now was a bit reckless.
Yang Chun suddenly asked, "Do you still want to learn archery with me?" I promised to teach you before, but I didn't have the time. ”
"But?" , Li Ru whispered: "I want to comprehend the mystery after three turns and enhance my ability." ”
Mystery? A great temptation indeed!
Yang Chun nodded and said, "That's good!" I have three squad leader places in my hand, and I will give you one, and I wish you a good life on the battlefield of the third turn. ”
"Thank you, Boss!" , Li Ru lowered her head, lest the tears in the corners of her eyes be seen by Yang Chun.
Yang Chun thought for a while and said: "You go and ask what other people think, if you want to change jobs three times, let's go to change jobs together, and you can also take care of each other after you get to the battlefield." ”
"Good! I'm going to ask. ”
After saying this, Li Ru turned his head and left.
When the fat man heard Li Ru's inquiry, he immediately ran over.
"Boss, don't you want me? Although I eat a little more, one person eats more than three people, but I also do a lot of fat people. Boss, you're ......."
Yang Chun interrupted the fat man's words and asked, "Fat man, what is the reason why you have been trying to survive in the God Domain game?" ”
Do you need a reason to live? The fat man had never thought about such a lofty question, and he was so philosophical.
The fat man said in a daze: "Boss, this, do you still need a reason to live?" It's the first time I've heard someone ask me that! Everyone used to ask me, why are you so fat? What the hell did you eat to get so fat? You're so fat......"
Listening to the fat man start talking nonsense, Yang Chun also understood that the fat man had never thought about this problem.
The fat man stopped talking a little dry, and finally asked Yang Chun: "Boss, why do you work so hard to live?" ”
Yang Chun said: "Didn't I tell you last time on the roof? ”
The fat man shook his head, saying that he couldn't remember clearly, and his memory in the middle of the night was not very good.
Yang Chun could only say it again: "I want to leave the Divine Domain game, I want to return to the real world, and I want to be by my wife and daughter's side." “
Is this one? The fat man whispered, "Isn't this a bit of a fool's dream!" I've never heard of anyone being able to return to the real world! Boss, do you think that your wife and children are crazy and start talking nonsense. Shall I get you a psychiatrist? Boss, let me talk to you, this person, you can't always be nostalgic for the past, you have to learn to look forward......"
Yang Chun didn't mention the gate of eternal life to the fat man, and the more he knew about some things, it was not a good thing.
After saying so much, the fat man looked back and thought about it, but Yang Chun still didn't answer his question.
"Boss, do you know that the three-turn battlefield is dangerous? That's why you don't want to go? ”
After saying this, the fat man stared at Yang Chun directly.
Yang Chun looked at the fat man, and then at Li Ru and them, as if he wanted to explain a reason.
Yang Chun couldn't help but say to the fat man: "You know that I have a rapid-fire skill that is very powerful!" But do you know how it came about? ”
"Of course, it cost five hundred gold coins to learn from the stone pillar!"
The fat man wondered why Yang Chun asked this, isn't this something that everyone knows!
Yang Chun shook his head, and then said, "You're only half right! It is true that I learned the skills from the stone pillars, but I also developed them myself. Before I even learned the skills, I practiced the rapid-fire skills on my own! ”
"Did you do it yourself?" It's the first time that the fat man has heard that game skills can be practiced on their own.
"When I was in the novice village, I worshipped a dark elf queen as a teacher, and I learned archery from her for two or three years, and rapid fire was practiced at that time."
The more the fat man listened, the more incredible he felt, the player could worship the wild monster as a teacher and learn skills from the wild monster, how does this sound like a deceive child!
But when these words came out of the mouth of his boss, he couldn't help but believe it! After all, your boss is a BUG! Anything is possible!
"What does the boss mean?" , The fat man still didn't understand what Yang Chun meant by saying this.
Yang Chun asked again: "Why are you in a hurry to go to the Third Turn Battlefield?" ”
The fat man said without thinking about it: "Of course, it is to change jobs, and then fight monsters to upgrade and comprehend the mysteries, and constantly strengthen yourself." ”
Yang Chun asked, "Do you know anything about the Three Turns Battlefield?" ”
The fat man nodded, although he had never been to the Third Turn Battlefield, but he had heard a lot of relevant news.
Yang Chun said directly: "Fatty, you have two choices now, one is to go to the battlefield three times, and I will give you a squad leader as your last help; The second is to continue to stay with me in the Second Turning Main City, and I will teach you how to practice your skills by yourself. ”
Hearing this, the fat man didn't know how to choose, but it was certain that the boss would not go to the three-turn battlefield!
No wonder the Boss had been asking about the Warband's station before! It turned out that the boss had already thought about staying.
Looking at the fat man's entangled look, Yang Chun said, "Let's do this tonight!" You'll give me the answer tomorrow morning. ”
The fat man nodded, then stepped aside, and relayed what Yang Chun had just said to Li Ru.
At this time, the six children surrounded the fat man and shouted, "Fat man! Fat man! I am hungry! "Fat man! I'm going to eat chicken butt! "Fat man, what does chicken butt taste like? Can you add tomato sauce? ”……
The fat man immediately replied: "Good, good! My little ancestors, I'm going to prepare something for you to eat. ”
Li Ru hurriedly said, "I'll go with you!" Two people can also make more game. ”
Wang Nan picked up the dark elf longbow that Yang Chun gave her and said, "I'm going to help too!" ”
In the end, Luo Feng also followed, so the children were left to Yang Chun to take care of.
The children gathered around Yang Chun and asked vigorously whether the chicken butt was delicious.
Yang Chun immediately made a bitter face when he heard this, what is this fat man saying is not good, why is he lifting the chicken butt! Brought the children to the ditch.
Yang Chun was helpless, so he could only explain that the chicken butt could not be eaten, there were too many bacteria, it was not delicious, and the taste was too stinky.
But the more you say it's not delicious, the more curious the children become, the more they want to eat it, and finally they want to eat chicken butts noisily.
Ay! Leave this problem to the fat man to solve by himself!
At this moment a group of legionnaires approached.
I wonder what they are looking for themselves?