The big-mouthed Dunphy shouted excitedly in the commentary seat: "The aggregate score of the two legs is 5:2 to eliminate Real Madrid!" No one can stop Manchester United from winning the quadruple! All the stumbling blocks in their way will be blown to pieces by the old lieutenant, Mr. Five O'Clock, and Lewandowski! ”

Fat Bob said, "That's right! The 3-goal advantage of eliminating Real Madrid can already show that Manchester United is now the strongest team in Europe! Oh, my God! Just three seasons ago, they were struggling for a place in the Champions League! In the other semi-final, Shakhtar Donetsk beat Red Star Belgrade 3-1 at home! With an aggregate score of 3:2 over the two legs, Shakhtar Donetsk made history of their own! They will face Manchester United in the Champions League final! ”

The post-match press conference was full of gunpowder.

The reason for the smell of gunpowder is not Zidane's attack on Manchester United, nor Mourinho's gunfire on Real Madrid.

When asked by a reporter from Marca how Zidane would evaluate the defeat, Zidane said angrily:

"There's a player in the Real Madrid squad who has been the boss of the team for too long! He has forgotten the qualities that a good player should possess – humility, selflessness! I think Real Madrid, which I love, doesn't need him anymore! Just as Real Madrid no longer needed Raul in the first place! ”

As soon as this remark came out, a group of media reporters were overjoyed!

Although Zidane did not mention his name, it was clear to all reporters that he was talking about Ronaldo! Zidane's implication couldn't be more obvious: Real Madrid will send Cristiano Ronaldo away!

That's big news! Journalists, they all like big news.

Marca reporter asked: Coach Zidane, can you clearly name this player?

Although reporters know that Zidane is talking about Ronaldo, if Zidane says this name himself, the news value will become even greater!

Zidane has endured Ronaldo for nearly two seasons. Now he finally can't bear it anymore: "The person I'm talking about is Ronaldo!" If the club doesn't send him away during the transfer period, I will resign! He used to be a hero at the Bernabeu, but now he has become a cancer for the team! Real Madrid's dressing room can't accommodate his cancer! He is responsible for more than half of the loss! He wasted no less than five chances in the game! If he had been more selfless and made more balls for his teammates, the result would not be the way it is now! ”

Zinedine Zidane released these words in his post-Champions League semi-final press conference, indicating that he had broken with Cristiano Ronaldo. The two will not be able to coexist with Real Madrid next season.

Zidane's muzzle was aimed at Ronaldo. For a time, the loser Zidane seemed to be the protagonist of the press conference.

The media is accustomed to news of victory after victory for the old lieutenant and Manchester United. The elimination of Real Madrid is no longer newsworthy in their eyes.

Manchester United knock out Real Madrid? This is to be expected. What kind of big news is expected?

However, Real Madrid's coach and team veteran Zidane sprayed the team's boss Ronaldo, which is more newsworthy.

Journalists threw question after question at Zidane.

"Daily Mail" reporter Hansen suddenly found that in this press conference, no reporter has asked Red Devils coach Jose Mourinho and the captain and the old lieutenant!

The winner is not in the spotlight?

Mourinho even fiddled with his phone in extreme boredom.

Hansen got up: "Hello, Coach Mourinho. I'm a reporter for the Daily Mail. Robert Lewandowski went off injured in the second half. Will his injury affect the FA Cup final and Champions League final? ”

Jose Mourinho is concentrating on fiddling with his phone. There was no reaction for a while.

Liu Yun helplessly poked Mu Shuai's shoulder: "Boss, the reporter asked you." ”

Mu Shuai smiled awkwardly: "Ah, Mr. Reporter, you are asking about Lewandowski's injury." Our club's team doctor, Stark, just told me that Lewandowski only had a mild ankle sprain. Two days off is fine. He won't be filmed in the FA Cup final and Champions League final. ”

"Hello, Eevee. I'm a reporter for The Sun. In the second half, the old lieutenant almost dragged you to the penalty spot under the noses of the 80,000 fans in the stadium. We all know that you are a hot-tempered player on the pitch. Do you think this hurts your face? ”

The reporters in the audience burst into laughter: The Sun, the Sun, you deserve to be the No. 1 football lace news newspaper. I'm still asking lace questions.

Ibrahimovic half-jokingly said, "Am I hot-tempered on the field?" I haven't been so popular! But two or three years ago, there were a few times when he pointed at Diego Costa's nose and greeted his whole family. Truth be told, I'm still saying the same thing: Diego Costa is a villain. ”

The Sun reporter was confused: how did the old lieutenant drag you to the penalty spot, how did you get involved with Diego Costa? Diego Costa was also shot while lying down?

The Sun reporter said: "Mr. Ibrahimovic, you don't seem to have answered my question head-on. Do you feel that the actions of the old lieutenant hurt your face? ”

Ibrahimovic shrugged his shoulders: "Don't talk about pulling off your jersey." Even if the old lieutenant kicked me in the ass on the field, I wouldn't feel embarrassed! He's the player I admire the most, the spiritual leader of the team, the only boss in the dressing room – and my best friend in Manchester. Everything he does is for my good! His noble character and superb ball skills make me admire him! In front of the old lieutenant, my face is not worth a pound! ”

Ebb paused and continued: "Not only do I not feel that I have lost face, but I have to thank the old lieutenant! He's giving me a chance – a chance to get out of the shadow of last season's Champions League final! Tell the truth, Mr. Reporter, if human life is infinite, human beings can be young forever. I wish I had been with the old lieutenant for a hundred years! ”

The Old Trafford press room erupted in applause.

The friendship between the old lieutenant and Ibrahimovic touched everyone present.

Zida thought in his heart: Look at how united people are? Look at Real Madrid! A team that is scattered and a team of 11 people who are as united as 1 person is an instant opinion! It would be strange not to lose to Manchester United today.

Zinedine Zidane didn't know that Manchester United's unity was due to the fact that they had a strong glue in the dressing room: the old lieutenant Liu Yun.

Liu Yun conquered all his teammates with his personality charm, and all teammates rallied tightly around him.

"Hello, old lieutenant, I'm a reporter for the French newspaper Le Corps. In the Champions League final, Manchester United's opponent is Shakhtar Donetsk. Can you make a prediction about the outcome of the match? ”

Liu Yun's answer was humorous and domineering: "The result of the game? The elder Pete, the caretaker of Manchester United's honour room, has prepared four places to place the trophy. If we don't get our hands on any of this year's four trophies, old Pete will be unhappy! Everyone at Manchester United knows that the elder Pitt has been with United for 50 years. If he is not happy, the consequences are serious! Maybe I'll draw a big turtle on my No. 46 jersey in the team's honor room. In order to make old Pete happy, we also want to win the Champions League! ”