Chapter 34: Chu Wu, you big pervert!
When Chu Wu returned to the ward, he was surprised to find Sakura sleeping in his bed.
"I'm dizzy, this little elf can really sleep anywhere."
Chu Wu really couldn't understand where Sakura got the confidence to say that she was working hard.
In the end, Chu Wu only came to one conclusion: the face of this waste wood hooligan elf is not ordinarily thick, it is about the same as himself.
Chu Wu didn't disturb Sakura to sleep, just sat in front of the bed and watched.
Looking at it, Chu Wu suddenly thought that when he first saw Sakura, this girl accused herself fiercely, saying that she had touched her breasts.
However, at that time, Chu Wu was stunned for a long time and didn't see where his chest was.
It may be that the sun was strong at that time, which caused poor vision.
But it would be night, the lights were soft, and Sakura was defenseless, so it was a good time to watch.
"Ah, declare in advance, this is definitely not full of warm thoughts **** Amitabha, I just observe it as an experimental specimen, which is no different from observing dragonfly specimens and butterfly specimens."
After chanting, Chu Wu began to observe Sakura carefully.
According to Sakura, their elves are essentially a special energy body, which is why they are immune to human attacks.
However, when Chu Wu pinched Sakura in his hand, or Sakura sat on his nose, Chu Wu could clearly feel the weight of the materialization, although it was very light, but it did have weight.
However, Sakura said that she had also climbed on her master's nose, but her owner did not respond.
Her presence was completely unfelt.
"It seems that he is indeed a very special existence for the elves. What's going on? β
Chu Wu shook his head, collected his emotions, and continued to observe Sakura.
At this moment, Sakura fell asleep on her back, her rose-colored, somewhat curly hair hanging naturally on her emaciated shoulders, faintly revealing two pointed little ears, a delicate melon seed face, and a faint pink under her fair and transparent skin, like peach petals, which seemed to be able to pour water.
Jade-like Qiong nose, small and delicate cherry mouth with incomparably soft curves, lip flaps slightly upturned, raised a good-looking arc, slender figure, a pair of thin and transparent wings stretched out from the back, with delicate butterfly dark lines circling on it, really like a fairy descending to earth.
"Tsk, look closely at Sakura's girl, it's really beautiful. If the scale is magnified ten times more, well... Sakura's height is estimated to be only three or four centimeters, and it has to be magnified at least forty times. After magnifying forty times, it is definitely a goblin of the disaster level who has captivated the country and the city. But..."
Chu Wu paused, and said again: "Still haven't found where your chest is?" Shirley and Peach can see the chest, if according to the human proportion, Peaches is at least C, Shirley must be at least D, as for Sakura, it is estimated to be flat A. Thoroughly poor milk elves. β
At this time, Sakura suddenly opened her eyes, and when she saw Chu Wu, she first blinked in a daze, and then noticed that Chu Wu's eyes were looking at her chest, and immediately jumped up and flew in the air: "Ah, Chu Wu, you big pervert, what do you want to do?" You, you're not going to be with me, are you?! Beast! β
Chu Wu: ......
Chu Wu rubbed his head: "Meaning-lewd you big-headed ghost." β
"Humph! Don't be embarrassed to admit it, Miss Ben is a brilliant talent, even if you to me ten times a day, it's normal. β
"Normally, you're your size." Chu Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, don't say such lustful words at night." Tell me, how did you find this place? β
When Sakura heard this, she became even angrier.
"Chu Wu, you big bastard, do you know that the old lady is about to break her wings in order to find out your whereabouts. I can't communicate with others, so I can only find out your whereabouts from other people's small talk, hey, it makes my mother tired. Sakura flew directly to Chu Wu's head and lay down in Chu Wu's hair bush and complained.
"Oh, hard work. So what are you looking for me for? Chu Wu asked again.
"Uh," Sakura thought for a moment, then said, "It doesn't seem like it's okay." Ah, am I lacking heart, I am obviously fine, but I have to work so hard to find you, I am almost tired of becoming a dog. β
Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "It's true that there is a lack of heart. β
Sakura was unhappy, stood on Chu Wu's head, and stepped on two feet.
However, for Chu Wu, it was not painful at all.
At this time, Sakura climbed down from Chu Wu's head again, sat on Chu Wu's nose again, and sat face to face with Chu Wu.
"Hey, Chu Wu." Sakura looked at Chu Wu and spoke.
"Huh? What's wrong? β
"I thinkβ" Sakura was silent for a moment, then added, "Forget it." It's useless to say it, it's impossible. β
"No, Sakura-chan, don't talk halfway. What do you want? Ah, declare in advance, you don't want me to help you have a baby, human DNA and elf DNA can't be combined. β
Sakura's cheeks flushed: "Pig! Our elves are all conceived from the elven sacred tree, and we don't need to conceive at all! It is also the most backward means of reproduction of your human beings, and they have developed into the 21st century, and giving birth to children still mainly depends on popping, primitive species! β
"Sakura-chan, you really don't understand anything. Human beings are not slapping to have children, but more in pursuit of a kind of enjoyment. β
Sakura blinked, then asked weakly, "That, Chu Wu, is it comfortable to snap?" β
"Yes, yes."
"Should?" Sakura reacted immediately, and immediately laughed: "It turns out that you are still a virgin, haha, haha, laughing to death, the old lady is almost twenty-four years old, and you haven't done it with a woman yet, poor worm." β
Chu Wu's face was black.
Reach out and grab Sakura and throw her into the drawer, then close the drawer.
However, Sakura soon came out.
"Hehe, our body structure is made up of energy bodies, as long as there is a gap, we can come out." Sakura was triumphant.
Chu Wu yawned: "Sakura-chan, I'm going to sleep, do you want to be together?" β
"No, I don't. You perverted young-girl! β
Chu Wu: ...
"I like to sleep naked." Chu Wu said again.
Sakura blushed, "Ahh Disgusting! β
With that, Sakura flew away.
Chu Wu lay on the bed, finally having time to think about the future.
"I really didn't expect that massage parlor to go out of business. The street girl I was looking for was also missing. This was a fatal blow to his escape plan. What's next? β
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't think of any good way, and I was a little irritable.
He simply got up and stood at the window looking out at the city.
The lights are shining, the neon is shining, and it is bustling, but it has nothing to do with itself.
Because he is now just a fourth-class laborer who may be sent to the snow blue orchard to feed the alien beasts at any time, and he is in danger.
"Abominable Queen. Is there really only one way to overthrow the Queen? β
Chu Wu thought of something, and his mind changed: "It's definitely not okay to act alone, but if you join forces with that pear blossom, the odds of winning should be improved, right?" β
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ps: Tomorrow Monday, ask for a recommendation ticket.