Chapter 24: On the Road
The little emperor said firmly: "Let's go now!" ”
Li Tong turned to the mouse and said, "Just go back and let them chase us, let's go first." ”
The mouse nodded and said, "I have already put the things you need on the road to the car, be careful all the way!" ”
Li Tong said: "Well, I'll be careful, by the way, bring me some of your medicine." ”
The mouse handed the package he had been carrying in his hand to Li Tong, and said, "I have already prepared it for you, the function and name are on it, you can study more on the way." ”
Li Tong took the package, weighed it very heavy, and pulled the little emperor and said, "Then we will go!" ”
The rat prepared three carriages for Li Tong and them, two of which were filled with explosives, and two jars of distilled liquor were placed in the carriage where Li Tong and the little emperor were sitting.
In this way, Li Tong and the little emperor and three coachmen set off with their equipment.
Along the way, Li Tong was bored with the little emperor, and there was no mobile phone playing cards or anything, so Li Tong began to discuss the national situation with the little emperor.
"The current system is feudal, and the various modes of production and work management are too backward." Li Tong said.
The little emperor looked humbly teachable, and said, "Then how can you improve?" ”
Li Tong said: "It's still an old topic, if you want the country to be strong, you must be strong among the people, and the two are interdependent. ”
The little emperor nodded and said: "I understand this truth, but how to make the country strong and the people rich, and the people rich and the country strong?" ”
Li Tong pointed to the pedestrians on the road: "There are too few readers!" I know that you emperors love to play with the policy of fooling the people, that is, the more ignorant the people, the better, which is conducive to your management, but although the emperor is easy to manage, it also causes a lot of problems. ”
The little emperor said: "I just became the emperor, and I have not implemented the policy of fooling the people. ”
Li Tong slapped the little emperor on the head and said, "Hmph, in the future, you will like the people you manage, the more ignorant the better!" ”
The little emperor rubbed his head and said, "Please teach me!" ”
Li Tong said: "The policy of fooling the people is too short-sighted, assuming that there are no illiterate people in the world, and everyone understands the reason, then the country has issued a new policy, everyone can understand it, and there will be no corrupt officials and corrupt officials to obstruct it; If everyone can understand the law and use the law to protect themselves, then the deception of the people will rarely happen, and most of the rebellions in history are official coercion and civil rebellion! The official coercion of the people is the consequence of the policy of fooling the people. ”
The little emperor asked directly: "It's not the people who rebel against me, it's the officials you say!" ”
Li Tong: "......"
Fuck, forget, patronize the dress force! The little emperor is clearly not the tyrant type.
Li Tong coughed to hide his embarrassment, and said, "This is also what I want to talk about, a new system is involved here!" That's the election rotation system! ”
The little emperor was curious: "Election rotation system? What is that? ”
Li Tong said: "The election rotation system means that Xiangguo is elected by the people, and then rotated every few years, and can be re-elected, but cannot serve more than two terms!" ”
The little emperor said: "The people's election? In case the Xiangguo elected by the people wants to rebel, and the Xiangguo is elected by the people, and the people's hearts are all in Xiangguo, wouldn't I, the emperor, be miserable? ”
Uh, you have a point! Li Tong really didn't think about it!
Li Tong thought for a while and said, "The emperor must have an army!" With an emperor with an army, who can rebel? Xiangguo only manages government affairs and people's livelihood, and the emperor controls the army. ”
After hearing this, the little emperor did not refute, but sat there and pondered, and after a while, he patted his thigh and said, "Good way!" Xiangguo is elected by the people, if he doesn't do practical things for the people, and the people don't buy his account, he won't be elected, he will step down, so that the people's livelihood can be guaranteed, and the army is controlled by the emperor, who can rebel against me? Hahahaha! This method can be used for eternity! ”
The little emperor bowed deeply to Li Tong and said, "Sir's great talent! There have been many offenses in the past, and I wish to worship Mr. as a teacher, please accept it! ”
The first time Li Tong saw the little emperor's attitude was so upright, it reminded him of Liu Bei who looked at the thatched cottage three times, and then thought of Zhuge Liang who was tired to death, and shuddered, he didn't want to be Zhuge Liang.
Li Tong helped the little emperor straighten his posture and said, "Don't! You should have fellowship with my friends! Mr. said, I still can't stand it, we are also teachers and friends, haha, teachers and friends! ”
The little emperor saw that Li Tong was resolutely unwilling to accept him as an apprentice, so he gave up, if he knew that Li Tong shamelessly compared himself to Zhuge Liang, he didn't know what he felt in his heart, of course, the little emperor didn't know Zhuge Liang.
The little emperor asked Li Tong again: "Then you just said that Xiangguo is for the people to elect, this is ......"
Li Tongle's little emperor had this attitude, and said: "So, there are too few readers!" ”
The little emperor thought deeply when he heard this, and nodded fiercely.
Li Tong looked at the ragged pedestrians on the road and said, "Popularizing education has a long way to go!" ”
The little emperor said: "Don't be afraid, if I can't finish it, my son will do it, and if my son can't finish it, my grandson will do it!" Someday it will get to the point you said it would be! ”
Li Tong looked at the little emperor in surprise, but he didn't expect him to be a determined person.
Li Tong laughed and said, "I haven't taken back the throne yet, and I'm starting to dream!" ”
The little emperor scratched his head and said, "Hmph, I will definitely be able to regain the throne!" ”
The two of them looked at the west at the same time, the destination of this trip, all of this is based on Xue Yundao's body, with Xue Yundao, the little emperor has taken the right first step!
As the saying goes, one wrong step, one wrong step, if the little emperor takes the wrong step, there is no need to talk about it in the future.
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The year organized the Zodiac Chicken Branch, and three people came, it was the Lixia, Liqiu and Lidong sent by the annual headquarters, they stood at the entrance of the branch, and Lixia said: "Go in and report!" Take this token! ”
Soon the mouse hurried out, with a smile on his face, and said, "Welcome, welcome!" You're here! ”
Lixia asked, "What about the rats and monkeys?" ”
Because Li Tong replaced the monkey, his annual mission report said to assist the monkey to complete the task.
The mouse said, "He went away in the carriage first, let you go after him." ”
"Humph! What a big shelf! Can't you wait for a little time? "It's Lidong who speaks.
The mouse explained: "Isn't he in a hurry, come on, come on, don't stand, come in and talk, I'll catch you the wind!" ”
Liqiu said: "No need, since the task is urgent, the three of us can't delay, let's go chase the monkey!" Leave! ”
After saying this, the three of them turned and got on their horses, and galloped away, leaving behind the rats that had eaten a mouthful of dust.
"Phew! What a drag! When I see Li Tong, I will be so arrogant again, hehe, you will suffer! The rat spat at the three people who were far away, because the rat didn't know martial arts and had always played the role of a nurse, so he had always been looked down upon by the other leaders.
Thinking that after Li Tong's martial arts recovered, Liqiu and the three of them were arrogant in front of Li Tong, and then they were beaten by Li Tong, and the rat's mood immediately improved a lot.
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"Okay, that's all for today, let's get out of the car and rest." Li Tong stopped preaching with the little emperor.
After talking so much to the little emperor, it was just time for him to digest and digest it.
Li Tong stretched his head out of the carriage and said to the coachman, "What's your name?" ”
The coachman clenched his fists and said, "Little Ma Ping, please command!" ”
It seems that he is the person who knows Li Tong's identity, Li Tong said to him: "I see that the inn in front of me is not, it's noon, everyone is hungry, stop, everyone take a rest!" ”
Ma Ping and the others drove under the scorching sun, naturally it was extremely hard, and when they heard that they wanted to rest, they naturally readily agreed.
He said to the other two drivers who were driving the car: "Wang Sheng, Wu Qiu, you two stop for a while, the lord said let us rest at the inn in front!" ”
Wang Sheng responded to Wu Qiu: "Okay! Got it! ”
When he arrived at the inn, Li Tong took out a silver ingot and threw it to Xiao Er, who greeted him, and said, "Prepare a table of the best banquet for us!" ”
Xiao Er took the money and hurriedly ordered the kitchen to cook.
Ma Ping came over and reported: "My lord, when I came, the rat leader instructed me to take care of the things in the car, so the three of us just ate outside." ”
Li Tong thought about it, the things in the car were the key to their persuasion of Xue Yundao, and they really couldn't be careless, so he nodded and said, "Okay!" I'll let them give you guys the best table outside! Great work! ”
Ma Ping arched his hand and said, "Thank you, sir!" ”
Then he turned around and went to find Wang Sheng and Wu Qiu.
At this time, Li Tong didn't know that he had really been targeted!