Chapter 207: A Documentary About Food
"What?!" Li Ling felt that her brain waves could not be connected to Yu Xian's brain circuit, which was different from ordinary people, and asked if there was a comedy TV series similar to "Love Apartment" logged in to CCTV, and the latter sentence made a decision, saying that she wanted to make a documentary, "You are ...... Do you want to make a 'comedy documentary'? โ
"Poofโno, my idea is that instead of making comedy films one after another to make enough money to make movies on their own, it is better to rely on strength and popularity to attract investors. It is true that we can make a lot of money by immersing ourselves in comedy, but this is not only consuming potential audiences, but also easy to be labeled by the industry, thinking that we can only shoot comedy TV series, isn't it? โ
Yu Xian said the truth, which made Li Ling couldn't help but be moved. During the filming of "Love Apartment", she saw Yu Xian's super professionalism and on-site command and layout ability, if the "strange" at that time was regarded as Yu Xian's talent, then it would be really weird to say this kind of words with market analysis factors.
"Little salted fish, why do you suddenly understand so much? Who taught you? Li Ling looked directly at Yu Xian with her eyes alert.
"Uh......" Yu Xian was stared at by Li Ling a little hairy, and beads of sweat soon oozed from his forehead.
Yu Xian is both a best-selling online writer and an emerging singer, and just winning the first two honors at the same time is enough to envy everyone. Another choreographer, it's simply not human! The most important question is, does Yu Xian's salted fish appearance, who often drops his chain at critical moments, have the possibility of seriously studying something? Of course not! Think about it with your ass!
Li Ling doesn't know much about the Internet and music, but in terms of film and television, she does this anyway.
Li Ling witnessed Yu Xian's appearance at the scene during the filming of "Never Expected", just like a young child who had just walked out of campus and had no serious contact with this industry. A few months later, during the filming of "Love Apartment", Yu Xian showed his super strength and quickly plunged into the role of "director", and his behavior was very sophisticated.
Farewell three days, should be impressed. However, from newcomers to veterans, to old fritters who are even familiar with the direction of the market, how can this Nima be completed in "three days"?
So, the question arises โ how did Yu Xian make such a big change in just a few months?
"Little salted fish, you tell you the truth to your sister Ling, how did you suddenly understand so much?" Li Ling stared at Yu Xian with a sharp gaze and did not move for a moment.
"I ......" Yu Xian felt embarrassed, all kinds of knowledge in his mind had been forcibly instilled by the [Great Salted Fish System]. But you can't tell you that you have a system, right? If someone else knows, it will be cut into salted fish fillets! Although the likelihood of others believing it is low...... But it is absolutely not advisable to tell the truth.
Yu Xian's eyes rolled, and a spiritual light crossed his mind: "Sister Ling, you may not believe it when you say it, I was arrested by Wang Xingren (the name of the official account created by Li Ling after the hit of "Never Expected") after filming "Never Expected", and I was forcibly infused with all the literature and knowledge of modern human beings, and then let me go back to Earth. It's a pity that the huge amount of knowledge has impacted and pressed on my brain nerves, and I can only unlock the memories in the depths of my mind little by little over time......"
Hearing Yu Xian start to run the train with his mouth full, Li Ling couldn't help but laugh, stretched out her right hand and knocked Yu Xian's head: "Enough, hey, you can make up the reasons more reliably, okay?" If you don't want to say it, don't say it, sing it, or sing it to your readers. โ
"Hee-hee......" Yu Xiantian laughed shamelessly.
As Yu Xian expected, Li Ling simply gave up asking after hearing him talk nonsense. After all, he is just a "talent" that is too rebellious, and he is not doing anything hurtful. There's no need to break the casserole and ask to the end.
"Okay, okay, after such a big circle, you can explain what kind of documentary you want to make?" Li Ling glanced at Yu Xian helplessly as if facing a bear child, and finally turned her words back to the original topic.
"Shoot 'this'?" Yu Xian picked up a fork on the dining table, and under the faint light of the crystal lamp, a cold light flashed on the knife surface.
Suddenly, many foreign diners glanced at Yu Xian, frowning and despising Yu Xian's rude behavior.
"Little salted fish!" Li Ling noticed Yu Xian's rude demeanor, and quickly tapped her fingers on the dining table to signal Yu Xian to put down the fork.
Yu Xian suddenly had an epiphany, and only then did he recall that he was in a Western restaurant, and the cumbersome dining etiquette of Western food was applicable here. Yu Xian immediately put the fork back in place and smiled embarrassedly.
"You...... Huh! Li Ling wanted to speak and stopped, not wanting to deviate from the topic again, "What do you mean...... You can't make a documentary about tableware, right? CCTV does welcome popular science documentaries, but tableware is such an attractive thing, are you not afraid of causing a 'tragedy' in the end? โ
"No, no, Sister Ling, you can diverge your thinking." Yu Xian pretended to be Xuanxuan, and at the same time gently tapped the back handle of the fork with his left index finger.
"Ahem!" Li Ling coughed dryly, casting a warning look, Yu Xian was suddenly startled, and quickly withdrew his hand - tapping the fork was also an impolite action.
"You can at least give me some hints, otherwise how can I diverge my thinking?"
"Hint? I want to think about it...... Pregnant! Yu Xian smiled evilly, and then said, "First of all, this documentary certainly has something to do with this dinner fork. Secondly, what is the theme of this documentary I want to make...... It's all of China, oh no, it should be what all mankind yearns for. After watching our documentaries, people feel a strong desire to do what humans have to do. โ
"What did you say?" Li Ling looked at the dinner fork lying quietly on the dining table, and then looked at Yu Xian's evil smile, reminiscing and chanting Yu Xian's prompt, "Dinner fork...... Fork? Desire?! Little salted fish you ...... You pervert! โ
"Huh?"
"If you feel to shoot that kind of thing, you will be 100% banned by the film and television industry! No, I won't help you! Li Ling's rosy face didn't know whether it was anger or shyness.
"Sister Ling, where do you want to go?"
"I'll ask you that!" Li Ling didn't think about it and went back.
"I mean, I want to make a documentary about food. Why was it blocked? Yu Xian pretended to shrug his shoulders innocently, and then, a sneer appeared on his face, "Sister Ling, you wouldn't think of 'that aspect', would you?" โ
"Hey, you little salted fish, you don't want to mess around, do you?!"
"Ahem, Sister Ling, this is a Western restaurant, pay attention to etiquette...... Ahhh......h
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