Chapter 33: Cat Aura: Reduces the efficiency of nearby two-legged beasts by 50%!
The lazy cat was still snoozing, while the hard-working Hao Qi had already gotten up.
Today's work was far heavier than it had been in the past few days, as he prepared to clean the entire house.
The reason for the cleaning is based on the behavior of the cat girlfriend climbing the chandelier the day before yesterday - ensuring that every corner that the cat can reach is clean and spotless, which has become the lofty ideal and goal that his boyfriend and trainee shovel officer will fight for all day.
To be honest, this is really a heavy and clueless job for Hao Qi, although he usually occasionally helps the family with housework, but at best it is limited to trivial chores such as cleaning the floor, washing dishes, and moving things.
And, since his girlfriend was still sleeping, noisy props such as vacuum cleaners were obviously out of use, forcing Hao Qi to return to the most primitive ways, using brooms, rags and mops to solve most of the problems.
"I want to see it...... First the bathroom, then the kitchen, living room and hallway, and finally the bedroom should be fine. ”
went through the places that needed to be cleaned in his mind, and at the same time, Hao Qi was also very clear about the focus of his cleaning, that is, "everything for the cat".
The cleaning of the bathroom is relatively simple, and the most important point is actually to clean up the cat litter that the cat girlfriend has occasionally shaved outside in the past few days - there are a lot of cat litters that have been taken to various parts of the house these days stuck in the cracks of the cat's paws, if it weren't for the occasional discovery of this situation when helping Xia Miaomiao cut her paws before, Hao Qi wouldn't have noticed this kind of thing.
However, now that you've noticed, it's fairly easy to solve.
"That should be fine......
Considering that Xia Miaomiao, who has become a cat, is obviously weaker than the cat's instinct in terms of subjective initiative, Hao Qi directly took the foot mat that was originally placed at the door of the shower room to prevent falling to the cat litter box, hoping that the cat's girlfriend can leave the cat litter on her paws on it instead of bringing it to all corners of the room after using the cat litter.
After solving this little trouble, the next kitchen cleaning is much easier than imagined, after all, as his mother's own place, Hao Qi thought that there were likely to be a lot of oily corners but they were unexpectedly clean, which invisibly reduced a lot of his work pressure.
However, probably because in the process of cleaning the kitchen, the sound of moving pots and pans is still too obvious, and when the last tile is wiped clean with a rag in hand, the sleepy-eyed cat girlfriend also happens to appear at the kitchen door.
Hao Qi ...... What are you doing......"
"I'm cleaning, did I wake you up?"
"Uh-huh, meow......"
The cat blinked and tilted its head in confusion.
"Why do you have to clean it all of a sudden?"
"It's not that I'm afraid of soiling your little white hair......"
Originally, when I saw my girlfriend's cute little appearance, I wanted to rub the top of her head, but after reaching out halfway, Hao Qi noticed that he was still holding a dirty rag in his hand, so he could only shrink back again.
"Anyway, Miao Miao, you go back to the bedroom first and continue to sleep, and then you come out when I clean the living room, okay?"
"Don't~"
At this time, the cat, who was already half awake, smiled and grimaced at Hao Qi.
"Would you like someone to clean up for you?"
"But you're a cat now......"
"Even if it's a cat, it's a cat full of work efficiency!"
“……”
In the end, Hao Qi, who couldn't resist his cat girlfriend, could only reluctantly agree to her request to "fight side by side".
Originally, he thought that it didn't matter if his girlfriend couldn't help her, anyway, when she found out that she couldn't do anything, she would naturally put down her work and run to watch TV or play by herself.
As a result, when the cleaning of the living room began, Hao Qi realized that he still underestimated the cat's ability to make trouble.
At first, it was okay to just use a broom to sweep the dust in high places, Xia Miaomiao also pretended to use her paws to put a small handkerchief on the coffee table to "work hard", but when he used the duster, his girlfriend's nature as a cat was completely exposed.
"Miao Miao, what are you doing!"
Looking at the cat that suddenly rushed over and hung on the front of the duster, holding the duster's head, Hao Qi was completely confused.
"Huh? That one...... That's right! People actually want to help clean up! ”
“…… Is there a connection between helping me clean up and you holding your duster now? ”
"Well...... this"
The cat rolled its eyes, then changed to a more stretched position.
"Look! Isn't this a lot more sweeping area all at once! ”
“……”
In the end, Hao Qi could only let his cat girlfriend roll around on the ground with a duster and have fun, and he could only use a rag to laboriously clean up the high places.
If this was just the beginning, then, when he began to mop the floor with a mop, Xia Miaomiao once again showed him the horror of the so-called "instinct".
"First mate Hao Qi, sail forward!"
The whole cat sitting on the mop head put on the panache of "the old lady is a cat who wants to become the king of the pirates", and directly ignored the boyfriend with a black line.
"Meow...... Discover a new continent! Hurry up! ”
“…… Rush to your sister! You come down for me! ”
"Oh......"
Seeing that Hao Qi was so angry that his nose was not a nose and his eyes were not eyes, the crazy cat girlfriend jumped off the mop in a daze, and then pretended to squat on the sofa obediently, looking at him innocently.
"I really want to help with cleaning......"
"You're the best help if you stay here!"
"Okay, okay...... That's what you said. ”
The cat waved its paws casually, and then watched the TV with the remote control, and called twice every now and then to show its presence.
"Hao Qi! This way, this way! It's not wiped clean here! ”
"There, there! Behind the cabinet! ”
"Alas, clumsy, or I'll be replaced!"
“…… Xia Miaomiao, shut up and watch TV for me! I don't need your help, I don't need you to command! ”
"Really, people are obviously kind......
As a result, Xia Miaomiao's kind result was that the work, which could be completed in about an hour, was forcibly delayed for at least half an hour.
"I'm exhausted......"
After all the effort, he had to waste saliva to talk to his cat girlfriend, and when the living room was cleaned, Hao Qi only felt that he was so tired that he couldn't even speak.
"Hao Qi~"
Seeing her boyfriend's panting appearance, Xia Miaomiao, who had been working hard before, probably finally realized her mistake, came to him obediently, and gave him a massage with her little paws that had no effect.
"You've worked hard......"
"That's pretty much ......"
Hao Qi, who had only relieved himself after drinking a large glass of water, saw the cat's flattering appearance and listened to her sweet and greasy voice, and most of the original stomach was directly discharged.
"You, you, Xia Miaomiao, do you know that you are a little troublemaker now!"
"Hey......
The cat who was picked up by Hao Qi rubbed his cheek with a stupid and cute expression.
"Who made me a cat now...... If you can't help, it can only make you happier......"
"I'm so happy if you don't trick or treat me!"
After rubbing his girlfriend's head vigorously, in exchange for a burst of unobtrusive meow, Hao Qi regained his spirits and prepared to complete the rest of the cleaning work in one go.
"Miao Miao, don't come to the bedroom to make trouble!"
"Got it!"
After telling his cat girlfriend, and then opening the windows of the balcony and living room for ventilation, so that the dust smell raised before would dissipate as soon as possible, Hao Qi returned to the bedroom and began a new round of hard work.
"Whew...... It's finally done. ”
Although his tired back hurts, after cleaning this time, looking at the bedroom that is much cleaner than the original, Hao Qi's heart is also very satisfied.
"Miao Miao! Let's see how the cleaning is going? ”
“……”
called the cat girlfriend, but didn't get a response immediately, Hao Qi didn't take it seriously, and after stretching his body, he turned around and walked out of the bedroom and walked to the living room.
"Xia Miaomiao, why are you ......?"
He was only halfway through his sentence when his body suddenly froze.
Because, in his sight, the cat girlfriend who was lying on the sofa watching TV before, I don't know why, actually ran to the windowsill!