Chapter 1: The Temple of Transformation, the Monk of Scabies
Braised noodles is a hard-working worker, working more than ten hours a day, but he can only get a salary of about 3,000 yuan, which I really don't know what to do in the face of today's high prices.
So in order to save money, when he is resting, he usually stays in the dormitory to play games, in his words, that is, to use the least amount of money to get the most happiness.
As a result, he did save money, but his girlfriend ... But it's gone!
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In fact, the original name of the braised noodles was Qin Hui, a name given to him by his grandfather.
The old man has never been to school in his life, and he doesn't know a few big characters, so where would he give him the name 'tall, big, and up'.
But the old man loves this grandson, and he has to give him a resounding name in person, so as to change the eight characters of their old Qin family.
So the old man thought about it for a long time and finally remembered.
When he was young, he listened to the daily chatter of the book, saying that in ancient times there was a big official named Qin Hui, who was inscribed all over the world and shocked all directions, but the old man remembered it at once, so he named his baby grandson Qin Hui.
As a result, when Xiao Qin Hui went to school, his family knew that in ancient times, there was indeed a powerful official named Qin Hui, but this official was an out-and-out traitor, although his reputation was great, but it was extremely bad.
This time, the family will stop doing it, and no matter how much you can't let the child be called by such a name, you have to change it.
In the past, changing the name was a big deal, and it was necessary to be cautious, so the whole family discussed and discussed, but the opinions could not be unified, and in the end, the old man who was the head of the family made the decision.
He saw that his grandson loved to eat noodles when he was a child, and he was almost faceless and unhappy, so he didn't think of any loud names, so he simply added the word 'noodles' after the name, Qin juni's noodles are homophonic stewed noodles, this name is not only easy to remember, but also will not have the same name.
Later, everyone got used to it, so the Qin character was removed, and the juniper character was changed to stew, which became the current stewed noodles.
For his name, Braised Noodles doesn't mind much, his name is already good, and he is a child in the same village, and there is a child called Dog Baby Dog, don't people say anything, anyway, it's just a code name, don't worry so much.
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Today is another Sunday, originally braised noodles are going to go to the wetland park with their girlfriend today, but the world is unpredictable, just two days ago his girlfriend just proposed to break up with him, the reason is that in the past few days when they opened the house, the thing under the braised noodles was too big, so she couldn't stand it, so she could only propose to break up.
This reason makes it impossible to refute the stewed noodles.
Break up, just break up, even if he is reluctant in his heart, but what can he do, the other party doesn't like you anymore, no matter what you do, you can't change the fact that she doesn't love you anymore.
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When he was alone, he was lonely, and in order to pass the empty time, he turned on his computer and looked at the game icons on his computer, and he suddenly felt a little tired and bored.
He shook his drowsy head, "What's wrong with me, why are these games that once made me forget to sleep and eat are suddenly out of interest now!" ’
Braised noodles dangled the mouse, clicked on the games on the desktop one by one, and then turned them off, opening more than a dozen games in a row, and none of them could make him want to play.
"Damn, I won't really be hit, it's just a woman, not yet!"
Speaking of his ex-girlfriend, Braised Noodles' heart seems to be pinched.
I have liked my girlfriend for nearly ten years, but it only took more than ten seconds to break up, although it has only been less than two months since the two confirmed the relationship between men and women, but after all, the two have known each other for nearly ten years, and the relationship for so many years is not so easy to let go!
Braised noodles remembered that his girlfriend still met when he was playing a game, and that game was called Fantasy Journey to the West.
Thinking of the name, Braised Noodles found the game on the computer desktop.
Fantasy Journey to the West, the game Braised Noodles used to play with his girlfriend for a while, but because this game is charged, 4 cents an hour, Braised Noodles gritted his teeth and insisted on playing for almost a year, and finally abandoned it. (06 prices)
Because Braised noodles and his girlfriend met in this game, and Fantasy Journey to the West was also the first online game he came into contact with.
In addition, Fantasy Journey to the West is indeed a classic online game, which has accompanied him through countless lonely nights, and now even if he doesn't play it, the stewed noodles have not deleted it.
Sometimes when he's bored, he'll find it out and play for a while.
"I haven't played it for a long time, and I really miss the days when I caught sea caterpillars and changed equipment in the shipwreck!"
The mouse of the stewed noodles involuntarily clicked to the icon of the Fantasy Journey to the West, and the result... What is revealed is... It's an update screen for the pit daddy.
He hasn't played this game for a long time.,I don't know how many times the game version has been updated.,Braised noodles looked at the interface.,The progress bar that hasn't been moved for a long time.,He was speechless for a while.。
"Hey... I'm just looking for something to pass the lonely time, why is it so hard! Never mind... You update slowly, I'll squint for a while! ”
Somehow, Braised Noodles suddenly felt a sense of drowsiness welling up in his heart, he yawned, and fell asleep.
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Braised noodles had a dream in which he was transformed into a toddler and was picked up by a kind old monk in front of the temple gate.
He was accepted as a disciple by the old monk and became a wall-jumping monk in the temple, with the Dharma name Huimian. (A monk jumping over the wall refers to a monk who can return to the layman, similar to a lay disciple)
Time flies in the dream, more than ten years have passed in a blink of an eye, this day Huimian completed the coming-of-age ceremony, and after the assessment of the temple host, he won the title of Buddhist monk.
Hui Mian was happy to receive the title, so he and several of his junior brothers went to the mountains to poach two wild pheasants to celebrate.
Originally, the temple was relatively loose in the management of the monks and lay disciples who jumped over the wall, and many Buddhist precepts could not be observed, so it was okay for Hui Mian to steal some meat outside.
But he got carried away, and actually brought the roasted chicken into the temple, and ate and drank in the Buddhist hall, but the fragrance of the chicken attracted the head of the precept institute, and Hui Mian was beaten with thirty boards, and punished the wall of the confession cave!
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The dream is like a fantasy and reality, so that the stewed noodles are deeply immersed in it, and it is difficult to extricate themselves.
After a long time, the consciousness of the stewed noodles gradually returned, and he woke up.
Braised noodles wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead, this dream was too real, even when he was executed, the sharp pain in his buttocks was extremely clear, so he couldn't help but roar, even now when he thought about it, Braised noodles could feel a hot pain coming from his buttocks.
"Shhhh It hurts, this dream is too fucking realistic! ”
Braised noodles felt that his ass was cold, and he subconsciously reached out to touch his ass.
"Shhhh it... it... What the heck! ”
A heart-piercing pain instantly spread throughout the whole body of the braised noodles, making him feel a thrill all over his body, and he felt sleepy.
"Hey... Ay... Senior Brother Huimian, don't move, the wound has just healed, you see... I was cracked by you again, and now I want to give you a new medicine, you don't need money to be a senior brother's gold sore medicine! ”
A voice sounded at Huimian's side.
The braised noodles were startled by the sudden sound.
"Who!"
He screamed, wriggled in pain, and looked behind him.
At this moment, beside the stewed noodles, there is a monk wearing a monk's robe, the monk is not very old, although he wears a monk's robe and shaves his head, but looking at his face and style, it gives people the feeling that he is not like a monk, but like a social youth.
Just when the stewed noodles were paying attention to each other, something strange happened.
I saw that above the monk's head, a line of small words gradually appeared - scabies monk.