Chapter 162: A New Generation of Memes

"Bold! Gopher, what are you? Do you think you are qualified to follow our Admiral? Don't think you're going to get an inch out of a mission! Teresa was the first to stand up. This time it's not a tacit cooperation, but the elf girl really thinks so.

What she said is indeed the truth, Xu Zhonglin is now the commander of the town, and his status has risen. Now, even a Admiral like Black Widow, who can coordinate different cannon calibers to a near-perfect degree, Teresa would not advise Admirals to take them in. In her opinion, only the academy admiral who retired from the navy is qualified to serve Xu Zhonglin, and he must perform well during the service.

Just think about it, at the banquet of the town guards, she introduced to the other admirals: This is our admiral's subordinate, called a gopher, a coward and a king of runaways.

Oh!

Teresa could almost think of the other ship's mother's expression: Your Admiral has such a good appetite and a really strong taste!

She would never allow this kind of scenario to happen!

She thinks it's a gopher coering her commander. The other shipwives thought similarly to her, and all the girls had unkind faces, and consciously surrounded Xu Zhonglin in the middle to prevent the gopher dog from jumping off the wall.

When the gopher heard this, he was completely desperate, and he only felt his head spin for a while. Sure enough, the practical faction that does not enter the stream is discriminated against everywhere. Originally, he saw Xu Zhonglin's easy-going attitude and thought that there was a great opportunity, but he didn't expect that these academics were the same in their bones.

Sitting on the ground with a slump in his ass, his mind came to mind his childhood sweetheart wife who was far away in Greece, his eldest son who was about the same age as Xu Zhonglin and had excellent grades, the indulgent and uninhibited career as a commander, the running in the sunset that day, and the passing youth......

After a while, the gopher gritted his teeth, knelt on the ground, took out a cloth bag from his arms, shook it completely, and scattered the resource cards and cores: "This is most of my savings over the years, including half of the remuneration I got in the East, and when I return to the Canary Town Guard, the other half of the remuneration will also be sent over." Please, let Lord Black Widow spare my wife and eldest son! They don't know anything! ”

"Oh? Do you care if they live or die? "Xu Zhonglin watched Hollywood blockbusters in his previous life, and felt that the villains in the West were the kind of ruthless and unrighteous people with sores on their heads and pus on the soles of their feet, and they never knew that they would also care about their families.

After thinking about it carefully, he knew that his racist imagination was not very reliable, and Westerners just didn't pay much attention to extending the family, such as the third aunt and the fourth mother-in-law, his eldest uncle and his second uncle, etc., but he also attached great importance to the nuclear family, otherwise where would the Medici family come from?

Barcelisa jumped up and squatted on the ground to pick and choose: "Oh roar! There's a lot of stuff, enough to summon five shipwives and rebuild three heavy cruisers. Admiral, are we touching corpses? People aren't dead yet. ”

The innocence of the leader of the Violent God Cult made the gopher in front of her tremble for a while, walking the sea for many years, the gopher knew that the more such people were, the more terrible and cruel they were, and there was no morality, right and wrong in their worldview, only friend and foe.

"And a full set of drawings and data storage cards for the most advanced heavy cruisers." At this time, to maximize the value of all items, the top-level heavy cruiser is the reward given by the east, and in the perception of the gopher, this is a very powerful heavy cruiser.

Of course, someone can't look down on this kind of light patrol to heavy patrol at the top level, and it is not as good as the Tone-class heavy patrol with all four twin-mounted main guns in the bow. It seems that the speed is 35 knots, and the latter 203 has two fewer water pipes, but the protection level of the latter is much higher than that of the former, and the reconnaissance capability of eight seaplanes has also improved qualitatively compared with three.

Xu Zhonglin couldn't help but wonder: "You got paid, enough to build a fleet against Lily, why are you so afraid of her?" ”

I'm afraid of her eggs! After many years of wandering, the gopher is absolutely confident in running away, if a single black widow can't threaten him: "There are dozens of admirals under the command of Governor Bamond, and there are even more than a hundred ship maidens who are powerful, they don't need to know about this mission, as long as they know that killing me can make Governor Bamond happy, do you think I can survive?" At this moment, he didn't know how much he envied the Black Widow, in his opinion, the other party could climb Xu Zhonglin, whose legendary experience was comparable to that of the queen of Minos, Parsipala, who disguised herself as a cow and had sex with a bull, and could also get pregnant, and finally gave birth to a minotaur.

Understand! It turned out that he was a fox and a fake tiger, and someone thought that Lily had an aura of fear.

"Do you feel guilty about Skunk's death?" Xu Zhonglin thought of the night outside the port of Casablanca, and the gopher ran away so decisively, not taking a cloud with him, which made him very uneasy.

To be honest, the gopher didn't have any mood swings about the death of the skunk, he had seen this kind of thing a lot, and every time he felt guilty, he probably wanted to become a melancholy little prince. But at this time, I feel very guilty about answering, and then I may be able to survive if I repent, what should I do?

The gopher thought for a while, gritted his teeth, and raised his head to look at Xu Zhonglin: "No!" We had the wrong intelligence, and if I didn't run, we would end up like a skunk. If it had been a skunk, he would have left me and run away alone. ”

With that, the gopher lowered its head again, waiting for the final judgment to come.

Xu Zhonglin bowed slightly: "Well, it's quite honest." It's a good quality, and I hope you keep it up, and I accept your allegiance. But I'm having a hard time believing in your discipline, so you go to Canary first to hand over the mission, and then report to Lily, she's over there. From then on, you messed with her, and you did whatever she told you to do. ”

It is useless for the gopher to stay around, and you have to be on guard at all times, Xu Zhonglin is now concerned about staying in the navy, and there is no shortage of manpower, but Lily has only mixed with the rank of captain on the French side, and often runs errands for others, and two more battleships were damaged by mines a few days ago, which is more dangerous. Let the gopher go over and be a wayfinder cannon fodder, and she will be very happy.

The gopher listened to the ecstasy on his face in the first half, and it really happened! Bai Fumei thinks he has it, but with a young admiral who has just had his own town guard, the future is bright, and the day when he becomes a general manager, becomes a CEO, and walks to the peak of his life is not far away!

It's just that he didn't expect the divine turn of the plot to come so suddenly, he guessed the beginning, but didn't guess the result. Go and hang out with the black widow? And to absolutely obey the orders of the other party?! This is simply working as a wage earner under the Hades King, and booking a retirement homestead in advance.

Xu Zhonglin saw up close what it means to change his expression. A new generation of emojis is out!

The gopher was as ecstatic as if he had won five million, then died and became the village chief, and he was so big that he could see the tooth flower. Then his expression was distorted, like constipation for three days and an enlarged prostate that he couldn't urinate, and he didn't know whether to use his fingers to buckle or insert a tube first. Then it was painful, as if a pregnant woman with rheumatoid arthritis happened to have appendicitis when she gave birth on a rainy day, and her head was accidentally pinched by midwifery forceps.

But what about it? It's better to die than to live, and the gopher can only agree.