"Mother! Mother! Father! Father! Time to eat! Time to eat! Father! Mother! ……”

Outside the courtyard gate, Fang Zhong and Fang Shu slapped the door knocker and kept shouting.

The two guards stood aside, looking at the two little ones and smiling.

It was already dark, and Mr. Kong was still waiting for everyone to come over for dinner. Waiting left and right is not waiting for the three of them to pass before allowing the two little ones to come.

In fact! Fang Zhong and Fang Shu were about to run home after school, but they were stopped by the guards.

"You guys? Why are you stopping me? I want to go home! ”

"My dad is back! I want to go home! ”

The guards looked at the two little ones and smiled, just not letting them go back.

Seeing that there was a commotion, Confucius came over and said to Fang Zhong and Fang Shu: "Are you hungry? ”

"Nope!"

"Nope!"

"If you're hungry, go get a piece of pancake and eat it first, and then have dinner together when your father and mother come!" Good no good? Confucius coaxed.

"I'll go back and call my dad here!"

"I'll go back and call my mother over!"

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu insisted.

"Your father just came back, he came back from so far away from the Jin Kingdom, he is very tired, and now he may still be sleeping! What are you going to do back? Don't want your dad to sleep a little longer? ”

"Then I'll go back and call my mother to come over and help my mother cook!"

"Shi Niang cooks alone, it's very hard!"

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu argued again.

"Thank you! Fang Zhong, Fang Shu! This kid! How sensible! Listen to the words of the teacher, come here! Help my wife to make a fire! Your father is back, and your mother wants to accompany your father, isn't it? You called your mother, who will accompany your father? ”

Under the persuasion of Shi Niang Qi Guan, Fang Zhong and Fang Shu gave up their plans to go home.

When the two came to the kitchen, they couldn't help. The eldest brother Zhang Shanfeng was sitting under the stove, adding firewood to the stove.

When the meal is ready, I wait for my father and mother to come over to eat. But! The left and the left are not seeing anyone, and the right is also not seeing anyone. Seeing that it was getting dark, the two little ones couldn't hold it back anymore and insisted on coming over to call someone.

Confucius felt that the time was almost up, so he agreed to let the guards accompany the two of them.

From leaving after lunch, to now, one to two, to two times plus rest, it is enough time. If you're a fast gunner, you'll be able to get a bunch of them.

The guards were naturally not so stupid and would not knock on the door, so they let the two little ones knock on the door, and they stood aside and snickered.

I thought: What's your name? Your mom and dad may not be dressed at this time?

Lying there naked! You two little fools! Hey! Call! Scream loudly! Your mom and dad are snickering too! Hey! Hey, hey, hey......

As Confucius imagined, Fang Jishi fulfilled the wishes of the two concubines, each of whom came twice.

Two times per person is four times for him, and the labor intensity is conceivable. Outcome! I almost got tired and lay down.

After a good night's sleep, he insisted on getting up, and without clothes, sat down cross-legged and practiced the Taoist mind method taught to him by Lao Tzu. After a lot of practice, my physical strength slowly recovered.

After making persistent efforts and cultivating for a while, his body recovered. Seeing that it was getting dark, he also got ready. After all! Everyone eats together, and you can't make people wait.

That's it! The two stinky boys came back, slapped the knocker outside the courtyard gate, and screamed vigorously!

Hey! You two stinky boys!

Fang Jishi smiled and scolded in his heart, and shook his head with a wry smile.

It's true! What do you know? Bub! If you knew that your father and mother were doing this kind of thing, would you be embarrassed to call the door?

"Zhong'er!"

"Shu'er!"

The two concubines woke up in shock when they heard their son's cry. When I found out that I hadn't dressed yet, I panicked one by one.

But! Soon both were dumbfounded.

What's the use of panicking?

Both were too tired to get up.

"This, this, this? Dad! Woooooo ……”

The two concubines were so anxious that they cried.

"Alas!" Fang Jishi sighed and said, "Tired, aren't you?" Tired, right? Gluttonous cats! ”

"Woooooooooooo Husband! Shame on me! Woooooo ……”

"Woooooooooooo Husband! Shame on me! Woooooo ……”

Both concubines felt ashamed and wept quietly.

Yes! It's they who are hungry for cats, just enjoy it, and forget about being tired! But after doing it twice, it really tired them down.

"Mother! Mother! Mother! ……”

"Mother! Mother! Mother! ……”

Hearing the cry of his mother, Fang Zhong and Fang Shu screamed again.

"Mother! Mother! Father! Father! Did you hit my mother? Father! Father! ……”

"Daddy! Father! Did you hit my mother? Father! Father! ……”

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu were shouting loudly outside again.

Seeing this, the two guards covered their mouths and snickered on the side.

"! These two babies! It's still good! Daddy isn't daddy? Still protecting his mother! Hey! Fang Jishi scolded quietly while helping the two concubines get dressed.

The two concubines couldn't help but smile happily when they heard their son protecting them. Then! Weeping again!

"You're still crying? If my son suspects me of beating you, won't you finish with me? You tell them not to make noise! Fang Jishi said with disgust.

"Zhong'er!"

"Shu'er!"

The two concubines screamed.

"Mother is taking a bath! What are you called? ”

"Mother is taking a bath! What are you called? ”

After greeting their son, the two concubines were even more ashamed and felt ashamed.

Help the two concubines put on the inner clothes, and the cornerstone will come out. At this time! The bodies of the two concubines are also slowly recovering, and they are able to stand up.

Fang Jishi came outside, opened the door of the courtyard, saw the two guards hiding on the side and snickered, glared at the two of them, and whispered to blame: "You two taught it?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey! No! No! It's the two of them who are here a long time ago! It was Teacher Kong who didn't let them come! ”

"Hahaha! The two of them are coming back after school in the afternoon. If it weren't for the teacher to keep them, Teacher Kong wouldn't have been able to keep ......."

Both of them laughed as they spoke.

"Hey, hey, hey! ……”

"Hahaha! ……”

"You guys? You two! And let them shout without warning them? Fang Jishi continued to blame.

The two guards laughed and did not answer.

Fang Zhong and Fang Shu ignored their father and went directly to the house.

At this time! The two concubines looked flustered, making beds and cleaning up the battlefield.

Because it was a continuous battle, the battlefield did not have time to be cleaned. On the floor of the room, several pieces of burlap were thrown to pad the buttocks.

Seeing that his son came in, he packed up the sackcloth in a panic, and then! Stuffed into a corner.

"Mother! Burglarized at home? Fang Zhong asked.

"Mother! What is the special smell at home? Mother? Fang Shu sniffed and asked.

When the two of them heard this, they didn't know what to say, and their faces immediately turned red.

I thought: You two babies! What do you all know? My mother is giving birth to your little brother and little sister just now!

Naturally, the production workshop has a taste?

(End of chapter)