Chapter 45: "The Dance of the Birds"
In a nightclub in Manchester, Pogba sat opposite Li Shuai.
According to Pogba, there are many celebrities and other characters here who will love to come here.
If you're lucky, you'll be able to enjoy a night of passion with those female stars.
The two drank a little wine, and Pogba quickly confided in him, this guy said that he was really playing with the girl at the University of Manchester, but people thought he had no money, and he couldn't beat the main force until now, so he ran away with a rich man.
A clichΓ© story that happens all the time in life......
Li Shuai looked at Pogba's painful expression and wanted to tell him that in fact, his brother had also fallen out of love, but he couldn't say it, because a lie had been told, and he could only make up for it with countless lies, plus falling out of love or something, it felt too inferior.
But how to comfort this guy?
I don't know what's going on, Li Shuai suddenly thought of such a sentence in his mind: "What is a woman, we still have football!" β
"That's right! We still have football! Pogba chimed in.
"Cheers to football!"
As if that was a good reason, the two of them went on several drinks in a row.
However, Pogba soon discovered a problem, he found that Li Shuai had never put down his wine glass since he came here and started drinking.
Li Shuai's amount of alcohol, quoting a sentence from a friend in his previous life, even if he drank the wine spilled on the ground, he could get Li Shuai drunk, and was jokingly called "small amount of wine" by his friends! βγ
However, although Li Shuai can't drink well, friends who are familiar with Li Shuai won't ask him to drink. Because it is not accurate to say that Li Shuai is a "small amount of alcohol", although this guy does not drink well, he is in good spirits, you drink wine, and he drinks life.
As long as you drink it, it's completely out of control, and you can't stop at all.
If that's all it takes, the worst thing is that after Li Shuai drinks too much, he often does something that you don't expect at all.
Watching Li Shuai drink from him cup after cup, Pogba was also a little overwhelmed, drinking and drinking, Pogba suddenly said: "Why don't any women come to talk to ......"
Then, without waiting for Li Shuai to answer, "You wait for me for a while, I'll go find a few girls to come over!" β
I don't know if it's to hide from the wine, or if I really went to find my sister, in short, this guy left Li Shuai as if he was running for his life.
Li Shuai didn't care about this, this product was completely drunk, and he was still drinking alone, I don't know how much he drank, and finally Pogba came back dejectedly, complaining in his mouth: "Today TM hit an evil spirit, and my girlfriend ran away with someone, so it's just that, come out and relax, I can't even find a girl." β
Li Shuai looked up drunkenly, gave Pogba a disdainful look, then staggered to his feet, quickly glanced around, and found that in the center of the stage, it seemed that he could sing.
"You wait, look at my brother!" After walking a few steps, Li Shuai, who looked drunk, seemed to suddenly think of something again, "By the way, borrow your sunglasses for me!" β
Without waiting for Pogba to agree, he took off his sunglasses from Pogba's forehead and walked straight to the center of the stage.
"Alas, I said Brother Li, how much did you drink, are you okay?" Looking at Li Shuai's swaying body, the kind of place they came to was already mixed, Pogba was afraid that something would happen to Li Shuai, so he hurriedly followed.
It wasn't until he saw that Li Shuai was about to sing that he breathed a sigh of relief.
But then Pogba goosebumps startled, nothing happened, but the song sung by Li Shuai was really a little too good.
On the stage, Li Shuai found the live DJ, said a few words, and gave some tips, the music sounded, and the live DJ guided the atmosphere, "Next, this gentleman will bring you a song "Sexy And I Know It", everyone get high!! β
Hearing the title of the song announced by the live DJ, the people below the stage erupted in cheers.
The song "Sexy And I Know It" is a new song released by the American electronic hip-hop duo Lmfao just a few months ago, and the style is very suitable for parties and nightclubs, and the most important thing is that this song is now super popular.
It's just that this song is a little difficult to sing, but I didn't expect someone to sing it live.
However, without waiting for them to think about it, Li Shuai's singing voice was already accompanied by the soundtrack.
As I walked past the girls,! They all looked like they had been electrocuted.
I swaggered down the street like this, and I ruled the whole street, yay!
I'm wearing animal prints like this**, throwing birds, and I've gone crazy.
yes, I'm that cool.
I'm as good at martial arts as Bruce Lee, yay!
Girl, look at my body! Girl, look at my body!
Girl, look at my toned body!
Li Shuai used a riotous tone to perfectly interpret this song, and the audience under the stage was very excited to listen to it.
However, not only the singing, but also in the surprised eyes of the scene, Li Shuai took off his shirt, revealing the sexy muscles that he had exercised in the past few months, and jumped up.
caused the scene to chant again, and his body involuntarily swayed with Li Shuai's rhythm.
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When I walked on stage, I saw this scene.
Everyone was dumbfounded, staring at me stupidly.
I have a baby in my pants and I'm starting to get moving.
I have no scruples, I dump, I dump, I dump, I dump......
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Singing this, Li Shuai made another amazing move at this time, he actually took off his pants, leaving only a pair of briefs with a riotous color, and this guy held the microphone in one hand and pressed the groin with the other, twisting his body on the stage, and really threw the "bird" up.
The audience below did not feel disdainful because of Li Shuai's actions.
On the contrary, seeing Li Shuai take off his pants, the cheers below were even louder.
Pogba looked at Li Shuai's crazy behavior now, and seemed to understand why Li Shuai hesitated when he proposed to drink, this TM Brother Li who drank alcohol was not the usual Brother Li at all.
"Awesome, my brother Li!"
"But I like Brother Li like this! It's wild...... Cruel! After saying a bad line, Pogba followed the rhythm and began to sway.
In an inconspicuous corner of the scene, a beautiful exotic woman, her eyes lit up, she licked her lips, and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't expect this guy, not only handsome, but also quite material, the first time I saw that thing, he could still turn in circles." β
"I'm going to eat you today!"
Of course, Li Shuai didn't know this, and he was still dancing his body at the moment.
I know I'm ecstatic!
I know I'm ecstatic!
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Let's go to the nightclub together, baby, don't be nervous.
No shoes, no clothes, I'm still very popular.
Girl, look at my body.
Girl! Look at my toned body.
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Dude, shake it up.
Dude, I'll keep dumping!
I dump, I dump, I dump, I dump......
I know I'm ecstatic.