Chapter 11: Xia Miaomiao's Survival Adventure (Part II)
It's also strange to say, when you walk on the road as a person, you can always meet stray cats swaggering through the market, or running in front of you and disappearing, and some will take the initiative to come close to meow, but when you want to get closer, it will sensitively keep a warning distance, but now, Xia Miaomiao, who has become a cat, has been walking for so long, and has not encountered a cat of the same kind.
"I was looking for someone...... Chat with the cat as an afterglow to experience life. ”
Oh, no, no...... Now the priority is to find something to eat first!
"Eat and eat...... Well, where to find something to eat? ”
Just as Xia Miaomiao was muttering and continuing to move aimlessly, passing by the corner of a small alley, she suddenly heard a meow inside.
Carefully poking in, she was surprised to see a stray cat right next to the garbage can, diligently rummaging through the garbage bags that had been piled aside.
At the same time that Xia Miaomiao saw it, the stray cat also noticed Xia Miaomiao, but it didn't mean to say hello to Xia Miaomiao, but glared at her viciously, bared her teeth, and then continued to rummage through the garbage, and from time to time took out something to chew and swallow it.
"Wow...... It's disgusting! I...... I don't want to go through the trash can! ”
Thinking that if he really couldn't find his way home and couldn't find his boyfriend Hao Qi, he might become such a dirty and annoying appearance in the future, Xia Miaomiao, who was a little clean, quickly ran away, until he crossed two more intersections and subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
However, when she remembered the scene she had just seen, Xia Miaomiao's little face suddenly became a little bitter.
"No, no, no, no! Even if it's to experience the life of a stray cat, it's definitely not going to work! ”
WHETHER IT'S THE LAST DIGNITY OF BEING A HUMAN BEING, OR THE ARROGANCE AND RESERVE OF BEING A DOMESTIC CAT, ALL IN ALL, THIS ONE IS DIRECTLY PASSED BY XIA MIAOMIAO, SO THE NEXT ......
Only by selling yourself...... Ah no, it's by selling cuteness to get food?
Needless to say, although I ran outside for a while, for Xia Miaomiao, who pays attention to appearance, keeping the fur clean and tidy is of course the first priority, so in addition to the meat pad used to walk for half a day, the hair on the body is still oily and shiny.
But......
"It's such a thing as selling cuteness in exchange for food...... It always felt like something wasn't quite right. ”
After imagining that picture for a while, and naturally associating it with the images of those dusty women in movies and TV series, Xia Miaomiao, who was cold, decisively dispelled this idea.
Although if the object of selling cuteness is also a girl.,Or it's an underage child.,Actually, it doesn't feel like a big deal......
Well, the fact is that it's a cat now, so it's okay to do it, but ...... Once you do it, you probably won't be able to go back to the way it used to be!
You can't rely on selling the cat's hue to get food, and you can't dig out the trash can, as for using the cat's physical fitness to sneak a fish or something...... Theft is an offence! As a law-abiding cat, Xia Miaomiao is certainly not likely to do it.
"That's not going to work, that's not going to work...... You can't really rely on the cat's instinct to catch a mouse to eat, right? ”
At the same time as this idea came up, Xia Miaomiao's mind subconsciously appeared like this-
"I'm Xia Miaomiao, and now I'm going to show you the skills of stray cats to survive, shh...... See! There's a lone rat there, we can try to catch it, a rat can give us the energy we need for the day, it's rich in protein, but it's not easy to deal with, we sneak up on it from behind, don't make any noise, and then pounce on it...... Hey! Caught! It's struggling! We bite off its head and the rest can be eaten raw, and of course, if time is not pressing, it may be even more delicious to grill it, which contains six times as much protein as beef, Emmmmmmmmm...... It tastes like chicken, crunchy!"
…… Suddenly I feel that the sense of substitution is so strong, how to break!
For the senior sister who was bitten off her head by herself in the subconscious...... Ah no, after the mouse was silent for a moment, Xia Miaomiao shook her body vigorously, and at the same time expelled this strange thought along with the so-called cat instinct that had quietly sprouted.
Let's not talk about whether I can really complete the step of "I can eat the rest of the part after removing the head" at that time, if Hao Qi knew that he had eaten rats outside...... I'm probably going to never kiss myself again!
However, if you think about it a little, it seems that it is a natural thing for cats to catch mice or something, and if you really want to be a cat all the time in the future, try it once in a while...... It seems to be interesting to catch all kinds of strange things and hang their heads on the wall of their homes, just like the royal princess went out hunting in the past.
"Of course...... The head of the first mouse will definitely be given to Hao Qi! Maybe he'll love the gift? Hey, hey, hey......"
Of course, after thinking hard and meditating to no avail, Xia Miaomiao, who was rumbling with hunger, finally decided to endure it for a while, and then Shi Shiran slipped into the underground passage leading to the subway station with cat steps.
"Ahh
Almost at the same time, Hao Qi, who came to the pedestrian street with the shiitake mushrooms who had rediscovered the smell of Xia Miaomiao, suddenly sneezed loudly.
"One hundred years old."
Xue Dingya, a veterinarian girl with an indifferent face, is also cold when she talks about such a cold joke.
"I guess I just ran so far in one go, and now the temperature has dropped a little, and I'm a little cold after sweating."
The policewoman Xia Shu gave a very scientific explanation for Hao Qi's sneezing, but immediately, her focus returned to Hao Qi's words that were interrupted by the sneeze halfway through.
"But...... What did you mean when you said we were going in the wrong direction? ”
"I mean...... The cat can't be here, I think, the shiitake mushroom must be mistaken. ”
"Nope! Although Shiitake is not a qualified police dog, at least it should not be wrong in this matter! ”
Regarding Hao Qi's statement, Xia Shu was obviously very dissatisfied.
"That...... You don't mean to say that you and your girlfriend actually came here with cats before, right? ”
Chen Niannian had an idea, and suddenly helped Hao Qi think of a reasonable explanation.
"Ah...... That's it, that's why I said that shiitake mushrooms may be leading us in the opposite direction now. ”
"That's right...... But generally not. ”
As he spoke, Shiitake continued to lead the way in front of him, and when it reached the entrance of the underground passage leading to the subway, it began to whine downward.
“…… It seems that it was indeed a mistake. ”
Xia Shu shook his head suddenly and came to a positive conclusion.
"Huh? Why? ”
Chen Niannian asked with some puzzlement.
"Because the subway has a security check, and pets are not allowed...... So, shiitake mushrooms may have mistaken the smell and chased your girlfriend's scent as a cat's scent. ”
As she spoke, she straightened her face and tapped her finger on the forehead of the shiitake mushroom, which was waiting for her master's praise with a look of hope.
"Shiitake mushrooms! Wrong! ”
"Whew......"
“……”
Looking at Erha with an aggrieved face, Hao Qi actually wanted to help it defend himself.
Because in a sense...... Shiitake mushrooms don't actually chase the wrong smell, but they ...... There's really no way to explain it to the policewoman here.
So, I'm really sorry, shiitake mushrooms, when I get back the seedlings, I will treat you to delicious food as compensation!