Chapter 34: Vignette
According to the order, Ma Yunlong was the first to get up: "The song of the No. 3 contestant's 'Sleeping with you through most of China' is really exciting!" I wonder how much the audience read it? ”
Ma Yunlong cleared his throat and said slowly: "'Sleep with you' is the core word of this poem, and the vulgar nature of the word itself can easily make readers doubt the seriousness of poetry creation before reading it. However, when we read the whole poem with contempt and contempt, we will suddenly find that our aesthetic expectations have been reopened by some magical poetic power, and a special renewal and transcendence has been completed. It's just that the fly in the ointment is that the word 'sleeping with you' is not very suitable for this occasion, so I give this poem an 8 points. ”
After finishing the sentence, half of the audience applauded, and half of the audience began to doubt, trying to recall the whole picture of the poem in order to see if it was consistent with Ma Yunlong's evaluation.
"Okay, you don't have to search for memories anymore." Liang Feifei stood up, his face disdainful.
"From the moment the poem is pronounced, the score is dead. In such a formal setting, what qualifies an audience with such sensational, vulgar and obscene words to attract an audience?! ”
Liang Feifei was just about to sit down, when he heard the discussion of the reader jury, and turned on the microphone again: "Do you know why the reader jury only has one point, and our special guest judge has ten points?" Because the essence of the reader jury is the reader! Amateur, unprofessional! ”
The reader jury was originally just talking in a low voice, but when they heard such words, they exploded in an instant, and even a few readers pointed at Liang Feifei and scolded.
"Hmm...... Finally, I would like to ask Ms. Yu Huizhen to comment. The host hurriedly opened the topic, hoping to ease the emotions of the reader's jury.
Yu Huizhen smiled coldly at Liang Feifei and got up cleanly: "To make a conclusion about a poem based on the title of the poem alone is the real amateur!" ”
"Wow-"
The scene was in an uproar, and I never expected that the two specially invited judges and teachers would fight each other.
"I dare to say that no one has ever written such a love poem and love poem that has reached the limit of its strong beauty!" Yu Huizhen made another remark that shocked the audience.
"Surprising imagination, the striking power of language, compared to most Chinese poetry, this poem is pure poetry, a poetry of life, not a feast full of decorations or family feasts written out, but a meteor shower of language, so brilliant that you are stunned, and the depth of emotion hits you and makes your heart ache."
"This poem ignites the most basic and secret part of human nature. The bluntness and even rudeness of the verses hit the weakness of modern man's disguise, and people hate and rely on disguise, and once attacked, they collapsed. ”
"9 points, only less, not more!"
As soon as Yu Huizhen's voice disappeared, the audience was sensational, and thunderous applause was endless.
Yu Huizhen's comments are reasonable, and the sentences are dotted, and the poem "Sleeping with You Through Most of China" is analyzed vividly.
Those readers or viewers who were originally prejudiced against this poem also regretted after listening to Yu Huizhen's comments.
Unfortunately, the score cannot be replayed.
"Ms. Yu, you don't seem to be speaking properly." Liang Feifei said with a smile.
"I'm outspoken, and you're pretending to be profound!" Yu Huizhen unceremoniously scolded back.
"Funny! A member of the Tangtang Poetry Association, he gave an amateur junior such a high evaluation, presumably your strength is too poor, right? ”
"Junior? I'm here to appreciate and comment on poetry, not to be as despicable as you, relying on the old and selling the old. The strength of the No. 3 player is there, you know it in your own heart! ”
"Oh? Hehe, do you mean that the number three player will win the championship? ”
Yu Huizhen hesitated for a moment, looked at Liang Feifei's incomparably underbeaten face, and sharpened her teeth twice: "Yes, don't look at his low score in this round, he will definitely catch up in the next two rounds!" ”
"Hahahaha, ridiculous! Shall we gamble on something? Remind you, the next round of questions is up to me! ”
……
Yu Xian shuddered for a while, and kept rubbing his arms.
"This air conditioner is too cold, much worse than the one in our dormitory." Yu Xian muttered in a low voice, he was now wearing only a short-sleeved shirt and no other warm clothes.
"Hiss......" Yu Xian curled up in his seat, took out his mobile phone and began to "a thousand degrees", preparing for the next round of test questions.
Suddenly, WeChat prompted [Xiao Taozi] to send a message, and Yu Xian clicked in without thinking about it.
"Salted fish, Lao Yang has named! I can't hold you back this time. ”
Yu Xian frowned, and immediately replied: "If there is anything you can't hold, just help me call it." ”
"It's not that I don't want to help, it's that I really can't help, there are too few people coming, Lao Yang is going crazy now."
"Isn't it a big class of four classes? How many can there be? ”
"Plus eighteen of me."
"Uh......" Yu Xian stared at the message on the screen in a daze.
"Li Da Troll and Xu have already admitted it, so you can admit it."
Yu Xian scratched his ears and cheeks, and thought about it, in this Lao Yang's class, he has already been absent from class twice, and if he remembers it again, he may fail the final evaluation.
What kind of scholarship, outstanding graduates, Yu Xian is not rare, but this failure is too painful, the light is to make up the exam, and the heavy is to retake, so that his beautiful salted fish life will definitely be in vain!
Yu Xianyi gritted his teeth, covered his head as much as possible with his arm, and dialed Xu Tao's phone.
Xu Tao's side.
"Zhang San! Tom? Heh, another one didn't come, did he? Next, Li Si! Lao Yang held the roll call list one by one, and when no one shouted, he drew a cross on it with a black signature pen.
"What the hell do you want to do with salted fish?" Xu Tao hesitated again and again, but still connected the phone.
"Salted fish, what are you calling for?" Xu Tao lowered his head and leaned closer to his phone.
"Chen Xu! Chen Xu? Okay, good, another one! Xu Tao! ”
"Here!" Xu Tao heard his name and quickly responded.
"Finally one arrived. Next, Yu Xian! ”
"Here!" A very small voice came from Xu Tao's mobile phone.
Suddenly, the whole classroom fell silent. Seventeen students, plus Lao Yang, looked at Xu Tao together.
Xu Tao's mind went blank for an instant.
[Big brother! Is there a difference between the voice coming from the mobile phone and the voice spoken by the person in person? 】
"Here!" Yu Xian heard that there was no sound over there, thinking that Lao Yang didn't hear it, so he repeated it again.
[I'll go to your uncle!] Isn't it a big deal? 】
Lao Yang rushed to Xu Tao with an arrow and snatched Xu Tao's mobile phone: "Yu Xian, right?" Do you take Lao Tzu for a fool? Checking in with your phone? Hum! Okay, your attendance score is gone! ”
"Papapa-" As soon as Lao Yang's voice fell, there was long-awaited applause on the phone......
"? You don't want to pass this subject! Lao Yang hung up the phone angrily and threw the phone into Xu Tao's arms.
Yu Xian's heart was broken at this time.
- Just now, after the host recited the work of contestant No. 4, the audience gave applause! Lao Yang, listen to my explanation......