Squeak –

Everyone in the men's toilet looked in the direction of Wu Biao, and with a heavy and long sound, the door of the toilet was pushed open little by little.

The door opened very slowly, and as the door opened, the surrounding air suddenly became cold, making many people in the men's toilet subconsciously shiver, and a word like a moan came intermittently from inside.

"Yes... No...... ......"

This eerie sound, as well as the sudden cold air, made everyone in the men's toilet hold their breath, and secretly felt that things might not be what they thought!

At this time, the voice in the toilet came out again: "Big brother..., I'm really sorry...... You...... You're waiting for me to get down, I'll finish wiping it right away, and I'll move you in place! ”

"......" men's toilet everyone!

Wu Biao was also stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then reflected it, understanding that there were still people squatting inside!

The bearded man inside was obviously also frightened by Wu Biao's extremely vicious tone, and in less than half a minute, he ran out with his pants and trouser belt untied.

"Big brother...... You please! ”

"Go, go, get out!"

Wu Biao waved his hand impatiently, and then directly opened the toilet door completely.

I saw a man with a half-empty hole in his chest and a chain under the toilet on his body staring at the mustache who walked out with an angry face: "Nima's, get back to Lao Tzu and flush the toilet!" ”

"Hehe, hospitals, restaurants, dance halls...... I've seen the Earth Bound Spirit everywhere, but it's the first time I've seen a Earth Bound Spirit squatting in a pit, buddy! Wu Biao looked at the earth binding spirit with interest.

As soon as these words came out, not only the men's toilet people were stunned, but even the disgusted earth bound spirits in the pit were stunned for a moment.

"You see me?"

Then the face of the Earth Binding Spirit gradually changed, turning into an indescribably disgusting face, his skin became charred, only the whites of his eyes remained, and he stretched out his festering hands in Wu Biao's direction, as if to pull Wu Biao over.

"Come with me......"

"it!"

Brother Biao was suddenly taken aback, a veritable jump.

Forthwith......

Two minutes later, the Earth Bound Spirit, who had returned to its normal state, lay on the toilet with a blue nose and swollen face, with a grief-stricken face, half of it was really sad, and the other half was probably smoked by the of the figure-eight beard!

"I've lived in this smelly place for more than ten years, and I finally met someone who could see me, and I wanted to scare it, but I was so ruthless, my life was so bitter? Woooooooooooooooo ”

"Don't talk about those useless ones, tell me what's going on with you, in your current state, if you go to hell, you will be a blame for getting rid of it alive, how did you die and make your soul so miasma!"

"Ah, yes......" The earthbound spirit was frightened, and subconsciously wanted to answer, but then he was stunned.

No, Lao Tzu is dead, why am I afraid of this bald man, he can't kill me once!

Therefore, this earth binding spirit glared at his neck, and said directly: "Mind your, Lao Tzu told you, this pit is mine, if you dare to come in, I will directly deduct your face with a splash of!" ”

Brother Biao's forehead suddenly burst into a green tendon.

And then another minute passed......

Like the elementary school students who were punished by the teacher, the Groundbound Spirit stood with the words 'I was wrong' written all over his straight face!

The earthbound spirit swears...... I've been dead for so long, and it's the first time I know that it turns out that being a ghost can also die, and being beaten is so painful!

"Come on, now I can have a good discussion with Brother Biao about life!" Brother Biao's words didn't get any unusual eyes, because just after the scene of him smashing the toilet door with the ground binding spirit in turn, the people in the men's toilet had already run out!

It's not all gone, at least Wu Biao was kicked out of the toilet before, and then changed to a pit with a half-leaking buttocks, unconscious at the door of the toilet, and there is still half of the poop in the position of the chrysanthemum......

decisively ignored a very ordinary scene, and an extremely tragic story was presented to Wu Biao's ears little by little.

What is the name of this man, just ignore it, one summer more than ten years ago, wearing white pants and white half-sleeves, when he was playing in this amusement park, he came here to go to the toilet halfway, but he never thought that this squat would be more than ten years!

Originally, what he pulled could be described as a thousand miles, extremely comfortable, refreshing, not good, no constipation. As for whether he had hemorrhoids or not, the man said he didn't!

In short, he just plopped and pulled, but he didn't expect a serial arsonist to come to the toilet, strictly speaking, he was chased by the police uncle, and he was forced into the toilet!

Then the desperate serial arsonist, in order to make the police uncle dare not come in outside, poured the gasoline he was carrying in his hand into the entire toilet, and lit it with a match.

It basically means one thing, if you TM dare to come in, Lao Tzu will dare to set fire!

When he made such a fuss, the police uncle naturally didn't dare to come in, so they all blocked the door.

But in the end, the fire still burned, because the arsonist slashed his foot and directly dropped the match in his hand into the gasoline, and the result was a roar of fire and strong air pressure!

The toilet door shattered, and according to the memories of the Earth Binding Spirit, the toilet next to it collapsed, and it splashed his face......

"Huh?"

After listening to this extremely tragic story, Brother Biao was stupid: "That is to say, there is a fire here, and you are still sitting on this toilet and not running, and then you were burned alive?" ”

"Hmm!" The Earth Bound Spirit nodded dejectedly.

“……”

Wu Biao was speechless, and after half a sound, he said with a strange face: "Then why don't you run, you ran when the arsonist came in." Or when he pours gasoline, you come out and kill him! ”

"You know a!"

The earthbound spirit man jumped up directly, glared at Wu Biao with a red face and a thick neck, and shouted, "Do you know what the situation was at that time? The door of the toilet and the outside of the toilet are full of people and reporters! ”

"What the hell is this?" Brother Biao blinked in confusion.

The earthbound spirit man blushed: "Because...... I'm not wearing panties! ”

"What's going on?"

"I didn't bring any paper, I ran out of paper in this toilet, and I was in a very happy run, like peeing, I couldn't hold it back..."The groundbound spirit man sighed.

"So I hesitated, if I just ran out like this, without panties to cover it, such a big white pants would definitely be dyed dull yellow. The reporter will definitely take a picture of me, and then tomorrow's news will be 'Arsonist breaks into the toilet, a man runs and scurries', with a picture of me running away! ”

"From then on, I will live in the strange eyes of my family, friends, company, and even pedestrians on the street, and I will never want to lift my head in my life!"

"......" Wu Biao.

"Of course, the main thing is that I didn't expect it at all...... The idiot who set the fire would have slipped to the ground. By the time the fire started, I thought it would be too late to run, and there was nowhere to escape! ”

"Well......" Wu Biao nodded, and glanced at this buddy with pity: "Okay, I understand, tell me if you have any other wishes, I'll help you complete it, after the miasma is eliminated, hurry up and go to the corpse soul realm to erase the memory of this world." ”

"Wish?"

Hearing this, the Earth Binding Spirit was obviously stunned for a moment, and then looked at Wu Biao with a wistful expression.

"You can find me some tissue, help me wipe my butt, no, I can't touch the tissue......"

Wu Biao was silent for two seconds when he heard this, and then directly dragged the neck of the earth binding spirit: "Lao Tzu can screw your head off, do you believe it!" ”

"......" the earth-bound spirit man.

"Then can you help me think of a question?"

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, his face was full of hesitation, and he whispered after half a sound: "You talk about it first, I can tell you, don't ask me about addition and subtraction above the third grade of primary school, let alone multiplication and division, dare to mention Lao Tzu and throw you directly into hell!" ”

"Uh......" The earthbound spirit man first expressed his speechlessness with an extended 'uh', and then looked at Brother Biao with an extremely strange gaze for a while, until he saw Brother Biao's bright head flushed with green tendons, and then he hurriedly withdrew his gaze and asked the question he wanted to ask.

"I just want to ask, did I do the right thing, you said that 'arsonist broke into the toilet, a man ran and ran away' and 'arsonist broke into the toilet, a man ran away and died' which of the two front-page news should you choose?"

"I've been thinking about it for more than ten years, whether I should run with my pants up, or should I find a way to stop running and then run, this question has been entangled with me for more than ten years."

In the end, he became the laughing stock of the world, and he couldn't hold his head up for the rest of his life, and his photos circulated on major websites and dating platforms; It's better to let yourself die like a man, stand up to the sky, even if you die, you won't disgrace your family! ”

"So all these years, I have been squatting on this toilet bowl and thinking about it constantly. Is it right to lose a lifetime and live a long life. It's better to be a man and die like this! ”

"Damn, do you still need to think about this?"

Brother Biao glanced at the groundbound man with disdain: "Of course it's a man, the big man makes people look at it with strange eyes for a lifetime, it's better to die." If it's Brother Biao, I'm definitely ......"

"Really?"

Before Wu Biao finished speaking, the earthbound spirit man pounced on him with a look of ecstasy, grabbed Wu Biao's hand and shouted excitedly: "Sure enough, I said that my original choice was not wrong." Nowadays, how developed the Internet is, if you send out any photos, it will definitely be spread all over the world in minutes, I am not aggrieved when I die, I am not aggrieved at all! ”

After the earthbound spirit man finished speaking, he looked at Wu Biao with gratitude on his face, and tears flowed down: "Thank you, thank you so much!" Between the words, I saw a wisp of miasma floating out directly from the depths of his soul, and then merged into Wu Biao's body!

Immediately, the body of the earthbound spirit man gradually faded, and he disappeared directly into this toilet room, and became a Buddha and went to the corpse soul realm!

Wu Biao scratched his head in confusion, and then said what he had not finished speaking.

"If it's Brother Biao, I'll definitely put on my pants, cover my face and run out, anyway, I'm much more in the same shape......"