Chen Fan had just finished washing his face, and he was taken aback without makeup.

"This line is a little familiar...... And which programmer added the settings to the NPC. Chen Fan flirted with one hand and turned over the wet bangs that covered his eyes.

"Leave him, I can steal the battery car to support you." The other party repeated it again.

Chen Fan saw that the other party was dressed seriously, and he was also a white-collar worker at work, so he would say such things as stealing battery cars, so he replied: "Big brother, did you recognize the wrong person." ”

"No, Fan, you can't forget me." The other party looked determined, and took two steps closer to Chen Fan.

"Hey, keep your distance." Chen Fan was afraid that this guy would suddenly do something rude, so he raised his hand and scolded the other party.

"It's a men's bathroom, you go out."

As soon as Chen Fan's words came out, he felt that something was wrong, as if the other party was also a man, and there was nothing wrong with it, looking at the other party with a somewhat stunned expression, it made Chen Fan fall into an embarrassing atmosphere of honey.

It's just that Chen Fan's identity is more difficult to define, a man is not a man, a woman is not a woman, is it true to say that he is a women's clothing boss?

"Let's go, Fan, leave this place of right and wrong, I'll take you to beat the kid, let's start again."

"Don't be a fool,, where did I come from?"

Chen Fan struggled to shake off the hand grabbed by the other party, and the two of them spun around again, pacing in circles against each other, and unconsciously exchanged positions.

"Fan, why can't you brew me originally?" The other party pleaded bitterly.

"Mom! Can you straighten your tongue before you speak? Chen Fan took two small steps back, the door was behind him, and he could run away by sprinting for a hundred meters.

"I'll admit it, I'm a scumbag, I'm fun-loving, and I can't afford to make money, but why can't you give me a chance?" The other party's arms were slightly opened, revealing his true feelings, saying that Chen Fan wanted to hit someone.

"You think you're a waste on a horse, and you're embarrassed to bring me back together?" Chen Fan had already pulled up the lace sleeves and put on a posture of wanting to fight.

"But without you, how will I spend the 30 billion inheritance I inherited, isn't that ugly monster rich, now that I'm richer than him, you should come back to me."

Chen Fan thought about it and always felt that there was something wrong with his personality.

"It's not about money at all." Chen Fan said confidently.

"I know, it's not about money, it's about a lot of money." The other party sighed, took out a credit card from his trouser pocket and said: "This card is bound to my family property, and it can be overdrawn infinitely, 30 billion is enough for you to spend a lifetime." ”

"Wake up, fool, I won't like you."

Chen Fan entered a strange state, half of his mind remained clear, and the other half of his emotions had been perfectly substituted into the enigmatic character.

The crazy Chen Fan snatched the credit card from the other party's hand with one hand, and then slammed it back.

"Lao Tzu is a man, the following is even more exaggerated than you, you are a gentleman who has such a special hobby, are you ashamed..."

After venting, Chen Fan's mind was a little more normal, and he always felt that something would happen sooner or later if he continued to consume like this, so he directly showed his hole cards.

"What? You're who..."

The other party looked shocked, and there was a trace of shame hidden on his handsome face, he paused and said, "Actually....I'm bisexual....your women's clothes are also beautiful." ”

"I'm beautiful your second uncle, don't pester me in the future, otherwise I'm going to call the police." Chen Fan was intimidated with a weak heart, and before the other party could react, he slipped away.

Chen Fan ran barefoot all the way, hid in a place with the most people, and took two French long sticks from the dining table to defend himself.

"How heavy is this guy who does the program, he targets the player like this every time." Chen Fan found a place to sit down again with a wide field of vision, turned on the OB system, and observed the abnormalities around him with his peripheral vision.

"Please leave my son."

The sound of scolding came from behind, and Chen Fan didn't care, after all, he didn't know anyone here, so how could he get involved in the struggle of the wealthy?

"Slut, keep your head up." The other party shouted meanly.

", these resentful women are really ....., there is still no end, what about the good fashion show, I haven't seen a few pairs of beautiful legs, but the dog blood ethics drama is being staged one scene after another." Chen Fan cursed in a low voice.

"Okay, you junior, don't be embarrassed."

Chen Fan felt that his head was forcibly twisted, and before he could recognize his face, he was slapped in the face.

“pia！”

“TF？” Chen Fan rubbed his left cheek, the old woman in front of him was bloated and angry, as if the whole world owed her a love.

"How can you hit someone?" Chen Fan waved his fist in protest, if the other party was a man, Chen Fan would definitely not hesitate to fight back just now.

"Slut, it's you who beat you, and told you to seduce my son."

Another neat slap, more painful than the one just now.

", who is your son, I don't know, Lao Tzu is as beautiful as a flower, and he deliberately seduces others, all of them are voluntarily posted upside down."

Chen Fan didn't fight back, but he saw that the woman looked old and ugly, and a sense of pride inexplicably ignited in his heart, and he was ridiculed as the heroine of Mary Su White Lotus.

"Plastic face, femme fatale, get out of my son." The woman had a tiger's back on her back, and when she saw Chen Fan's arrogance, she still didn't stop, and the two fought together, and the fight was inextricable.

"Damn, I can't beat an old woman anymore?"

Chen Fan suddenly felt that girls were not easy to mess with, and they didn't even want their hair when they got into a fight, and they fell off like a goose plucking.

"Mom, what are you doing?" A familiar voice appeared nearby, pulling the two people away from Xing.

Chen Fan gasped for breath, stuck his waist to recognize the comer, and sneered: "The crazy woman who is in charge of your family, come up and give me two slaps." ”

"You brazen man, sooner or later you will be punished." The old woman straightened up and scolded.

"Mom, if you and I really love each other, why can't you fulfill us?"

"Fart!" Both scolded at the same time.

"Who stepped on a horse to know you a broom star, just blocked my door, and wanted to do something to me, rich and amazing, Lao Tzu is not rare, the family is neurotic, find a daughter-in-law to serve."

Chen Fan held the long stick to maintain the balance of his body, this weak body should have been too long to exercise, and half his life would be broken in a fight.

"Little San, you said that you wanted to marry into our Zhou family, and you also designed to drug my son's wine, you are very good at this abacus, but unfortunately I don't know who the wild seed in this belly is, hahaha."

The old woman smiled proudly, and the people around her followed suit.

"Suo Hi, this body is only mine tonight, how do I know what happened before." Chen Fan was thick-skinned, didn't refute, and said calmly: "It's about your ghost, I just want to say one thing, Lu Benwei is awesome." ”

"Ouch, is Lu Benwei the name of an adulterer?"

"I'm afraid you're not losing your mind, let's get a daughter-in-law for your mentally handicapped son." Chen Fan stepped on the chair, dipped the end of the long stick in some red wine, and chewed it domineeringly.

"Chen Fan,, I've finally found you."

Chen Fan turned his head, it was Li Peijun, when he was just watching the game, the people on both sides were still debating fiercely, this guy should be an opposition party, and he was voted out after losing the election.

"Hmph, little slut."

Chen Fan turned his head, and the old woman snorted softly, as if she was smiling.