Chapter 124: Huashan Secret Agent
"Bang!"
"Prophet No. 5, I'm a knight, and 11 and 8 are both civilians? So this game is not good, should I go to turn over the cards tomorrow? Bet on your luck? Forget it, with my luck, I haven't won one of the two once, let alone this one. ”
Chen Fan was pacing back and forth in the bedroom, guarding the witches, tonight would probably be Christmas Eve, that is to say, at least two rounds of human inspection information could be known, if the werewolves wanted to win, they could only develop in the direction of slaughtering people according to this situation.
"Hey, don't think about the game in the middle of the night, think about your left alliance leader, how to deal with that guy."
"Huh? Elder, where are you? Chen Fan looked around, but he didn't find any trace of the elder, and when he looked up suddenly, there seemed to be a figure on the beam, and if he looked closely, it was the old poison of the Western Regions.
"Why did you run away from the beams?"
"Get out of the way, I'll come down now." The elder shouted, and then flew into the air, the strength of his internal strength, the amazing strength of his feet, and the indifference of his spirit all made Chen Fan feel ashamed.
"Oh, it's up to the waist."
The elder clicked, and the whole person knelt in front of Chen Fan, a standard hard landing.
"Such a big gift, I'm afraid I can't stand it." Chen Fan quipped.
"Quick....help me up, I have a soft tissue contusion in my knee, and this old waist, I'm afraid it's a herniated disc in my waist."
Chen Fan went around and picked a suitable position to start, "How good it is that you just slid down with the top beam, you have to be strong, this IQ is the same as Li Tanhua's, and now it is like this, can it still come in handy later?" ”
Elder Xi straightened his waist, and began to tie up his horse steps, "I'll use my internal strength, and I'll be fine soon, wait until I finish playing these sets of Tai Chi." ”
Seeing the elder's slow appearance, Chen Fan said with disdain: "When you finish these sets of Tai Chi boxing, the sky is bright, and I will go alone." ”
"Don't worry, I'm already lucky here, I can leave after this recruitment, today I also learned the big killing trick of the West Teasing, and I came to help you." The elder straddled his right foot lightly, bowed his left knee slightly, leaned forward on tiptoe, twisted his hands up and down like a spiritual snake, and chanted words in his mouth.
I saw that the elder put on a turtle sect qigong standard starting pose, and the strap of the sachet around his waist also slipped quietly, and he shouted: "Oh, look at me, the tea egg shockwave!" ”
A pungent smell was then exposed to the air, the cool breeze diffused through, and the moment the olfactory nerve touched, Chen Fan's world seemed to be a god of death.
"I'll go, are you roasting durian? And what the hell has this tea egg been soaked, it smells so bad..."
The elder said proudly: "Hehe, my tea eggs are not simple, the tea leaves are selected from the best Pu'er in Dali, and the eggs are the most delicious hens in the Central Plains. ”
"But hasn't it only been a day? Could it be that you still have an acceleration catalyst? Chen Fan's face was full of doubts.
The elder swallowed, tied the bag again, and said, "Okay, I actually bought it in the town after going down the mountain this morning, and in order to achieve the effect of taking the enemy thousands of miles away, I also specially processed it in the toilet. ”
"Damn... You pervert, this tea egg didn't provoke you, you dark cuisine is really, shouldn't you suddenly improvise when you usually cook. Chen Fan thought about it all of a sudden, and a feeling of swelling and pain swelled in his abdomen.
"That's not that exaggerated, but it should be okay to add some condiments, like this." The elder made a gesture to blow his nose and said that Chen Fan was disgusting.
"You wait and stay away from me, you disgusting worm, when you see the leader of the Left League, remember to pounce directly, and make secret tea and egg paste face, which is guaranteed to have miraculous effects." Chen Fan shook off his sleeve robe and didn't let the smell run this way.
"Cut, be careful I stuff it into your crotch, maybe you can be a thunderbolt." The elder threatened.
"Make you bigger, then my crotch won't blow up."
"Anyway, they're all eunuchs, do you want to keep this ornament as a souvenir?" The elder said sarcastically.
"I can't afford to provoke it, it's important to go and do something." Chen Fan gave up his hand to beg for mercy, after all, the elder is a master who can do what he says, unlike Chen Fan, who will only run the train with his mouth full.
It's still a familiar place, but this time, the two of them have changed their foothold to the eaves.
Chen Fan panted again and again, not looking like a peerless master at all, "Why don't you start from the front door, you have to go to the room to uncover the tiles, you don't know how tired it is, the pillar I just hugged is thick, the leg clamp is unstable, and it was rubbed up for me." ”
The elder looked at Chen Fan's embarrassed look, and said disdainfully: "Xiaoao's number one villain, you don't know how to use light skills, I can use dragonflies to order water as a cook, and it won't be a problem to fly directly down the mountain with your ability." ”
"It turns out that I will still work lightly, I thought I would only know the "Sunflower Treasure Book". Chen Fan tried to tiptoe to move his strength, but he suddenly exerted too much force, and he was a little careless, and he almost rolled down from the eaves.
"You lie, where can Lao Tzu do any light work, I almost thought I was shoulder to shoulder with the moon just now." Chen Fan was on all fours, lying on the corrugated like a salted fish.
"It's so loud, I'm afraid it's going to be heard, you idiot." The elder scolded in a low voice.
"Who's coming?"
A cordial greeting sounded in the house, and the West Elder quickly removed the corrugated ridge on the ridge, but the bedroom was already empty.
The phantom flashed by, and by the time the elder raised his head, the leader of the Left Alliance was already standing in front of the two of them.
"It turned out to be one of the living treasures in the Central Plains, and you, the Eastern Sect Master of the Sun and Moon God Sect, why didn't you admire the moon on your own roof, but came to me to rest."
The leader of the left alliance stood with his hands in his hands, and there did not seem to be the slightest hostility on his face, if it was in the novel, the two would have fought to the death with swords and swords, after all, he and Dongfang are mortal enemies of good and evil, but now they seem to be talking together like a family.
Chen Fan saw that he had been falling to the ground like this, and the image project still had to be done, so he jumped up and said humbly: "Dare to ask the leader of the Left Alliance if he has gained anything in the near future?" ”
"Oh? I don't say that, but it doesn't hurt to say it. "The leader of the Left League is very polite, and it is difficult to associate him with the ruthless and brutal villain in the novel.
Chen Fan didn't know how to describe the situation when he was possessed by the card, so he secretly elbowed the elder, and when he saw that the other party also shook his head, he didn't know it, so he had to make up for it himself, and then tried his best to compare.
Chen Fan used his hands and feet at the same time, and said in a colorful performance: "It's like a meteor in the sky, but the trajectory is not a natural straight line, but sometimes bending, sometimes circling, do you understand what I said?" And then, that light, struck your body all at once, did that happen? ”
Zuo Lengchan shook his head slightly, raised his palm and said, "You didn't have the things you said, but there are some things that you may be interested in." ”
"Oh? What's up? ”