Chapter 716: Fashion Show
Vardy's desire to do a catwalk wasn't just funny, it was what you wanted to say – what you guys were doing at Milan Fashion Week!
Shouldn't fashion be more popular with the public, rather than the pride of a small group of people?
Of course, teasing is the greatest, and the main purpose of all this is to play, and no one can stop it.
Everyone goes home and prepares, since they want to wear a fashion show, then the most important thing must be the clothes, not the people, whether the clothes prepared are attractive, that is the sign of the success of the catwalk.
Vardy doesn't really have a good idea, even if the clothes are turned over and over, how many tricks can there be?
Can you still go into battle naked?
Thinking of a word that was very popular in Huaxia in his previous life, Vardy felt that he could make a shared pants, which seemed to be quite fun.
The so-called sharing, of course, does not mean that you will pass it on after I wear it and take it off, but that everyone can wear it together.
Imagine a picture, a group of people wearing a strange pants together, just like Taiwanese barbecue sausages, should also be quite interesting.
As for what kind of clothes the other animals would design, Vardy didn't know, mainly because he didn't want to know, because he didn't have to think about it to know that it must be spicy to the eye.
......
The next game is the third round of the Champions League group stage, with Inter Milan hosting Cypriot side Anrokosas.
God knows how the Cypriot team made it to the Champions League through qualifying, which can be regarded as a miracle, and for a third-rate league, the Champions League is heaven.
Of course, no one thinks that Anrokosas can continue to do anything in the Champions League, let alone the mighty Inter, even Bremen and Panathinaikos are not something they can compete with.
They are already satisfied to be able to show their faces in the Champions League, but if they knew that the Inter cattle would be putting on a very unprofessional fashion show against them, they would have been devastated.
On the day of the game, Inter fans have already filled the stands early, in recent seasons Inter Milan has been so strong that each side, the ball market is naturally bursting, and the current home attendance of Inter Milan far exceeds that of rival Milan, dominating Serie A.
Inter arrived early on the pitch and the players got into the dressing room to start preparing, and although no make-up was required, do you think it doesn't take time to put on these fancy dresses?
And they can't delay too much time in the fashion show, even if the opponent is here to give away points, but the game is the game, and the warm-up time can't be compressed, otherwise you can only admit bad luck if you are injured during the game because the warm-up is not enough.
Mourinho didn't know the players were going to put on a fashion show, but the clues already showed that the bastards were going to do something.
Given the team's good results and relatively easy schedule, Mourinho is not going to stop his players from messing around in a limited area, as long as they don't make a big deal and don't look like Roberto Mancini.
The players put on their own clothes and Vardy was a feast for his eyes.
Comrade Ritian may be very satisfied with his figure, and he is ready to go out in a boxer pants, as if he is going to swim.
Vardy couldn't help but complain, do you think this is an underwear catwalk?
People are Victoria's Secret, are you the truth about Beckham?
Well, Ritian is so unruly, if he is not convinced, maybe he will dare to go out naked.
Turning around again, Balotelli here was putting on clothes of his own design, well, depending on the situation, he should have done it himself!
By the way, where did you get these leaves from?
Isn't there a hugging organization looking for trouble with you?
I have to admit that covering myself with leaves not only looks mysterious, but most importantly, it is also environmentally friendly and low-carbon.
Well, the idea of making pants out of pine leaves is a great idea, and very brave, you are a pure man.
But I beg you, can you cover those two little dots on your chest with leaves, and pay attention to the impact of the dots!
Turn around, Maxwell's lace suit here also seems to be very good, the black silk is full of temptation, which will make people nosebleeds.
And Cordoba, is it really good for you to go out with a plastic bag like this?
I don't think you're a fashion show, it's performance art.
Finally, Vardy finally saw a slightly more normal one, well, isn't the women's clothing still normal?
Perhaps Ferdinand will be very relieved to come to the Inter dressing room at this time, because he has found a like-minded companion, as an idealist who vows to carry forward women's clothing, it is not easy to find a brother who shares the same ideals!
Vardy never found out that Materazzi was actually a women's clothing boss, and this product was too deeply hidden!
The evening dress series is very elegant, very elegant, and very temperamental, if you don't look at his old face.
It's not uncommon for someone to have a habit in his heart that doesn't match his appearance, and maybe even he can't control it.
Vardy doesn't discriminate against women's bigwigs, but only if you don't flatter me!
Whether it is Ferdinand or Materazzi, they are definitely tough guys among tough guys on the football field, but who would have thought that they would have such a delicate heart.
I don't know if psychologists have done research, are those bigwigs who seem rough but like women's clothing because they are too manly on weekdays, and their endocrine imbalance is serious, and they urgently need women's clothing to balance it?
This picture is actually quite scary, and it can be perfectly brought into the scene.
In the 06 World Cup final, Materazzi insulted Zidane, and then Zidane led to a header that led to his own being sent off, this classic picture may still be clear a century later.
And in this picture, what if Materazzi is a women's clothing boss?
The original muttering scolding turned into a coquettish blame, and then Zidane couldn't bear it anymore and headed headlong at the women's clothing boss......
In this picture, I personally feel like Zidane went to a nightclub to find the princess, and he had no money to give, so he could only rely on the debt, and then he was humiliated by the princess, and he couldn't bear to attack the princess.....
Shaking his head vigorously, this picture is too spicy to the eyes.
Vardy complained about other people's clothes, and others complained about Vardy's design, because no one could see what he was.
Normal pants have two legs, but Vardy's big pants have one leg after another on the two legs, and it is like countless pants are sewn together.
Seeing the puzzled eyes of his teammates, Vardy smiled and explained: "Why don't you wear a pair of pants together and dance four little swans side by side?" ”
Well, the cattle would like to.
Soon, when everyone changed their costumes, Captain Zanetti shouted, and everyone burst out, if you don't look at what they are wearing, you must think that these bastards are imposing.
Walking in the players' tunnel, the stadium staff were dumbfounded.
What the hell is this big ticket?
A bunch of psychopaths coming in the stadium?
If it weren't for recognising the players' faces, the security guards would have beaten the group of neurotics with electric batons.
And when the players walked out of the players' tunnel and officially entered the stadium, Meacha, who was still boiling just now, instantly fell silent, as if someone had cast time to stand still.
Everyone's mouths were wide open, and it was no problem to stuff a dinosaur egg, and that surprised expression had betrayed the true thoughts in their hearts?
Some fans have already taken out their tickets and carefully checked the information.
That's right, it's Inter's Champions League group stage, and that's no problem.
But Mao feels as if he has walked through the set, is this a branch venue of Paris Fashion Week?
When they saw the faces of these guys, they were even more confused.
The Inter players are too unprofessional, the game is about to be played here, you guys actually played a fashion show, do you want to be so prodigal?
But then you look very amateurish, and the male models walk the catwalk with masculine temperament, you guys are just here to tease!
Two steps and one hand, three steps and one turn, generally the lady in the red light district has such an action.
That's not the point, the point is, what are you wearing?
Leaves, pieces of paper, cans, large trousers, lace...... In the end, there are still women's clothes, are you deliberately unable to get along with the eyes of the fans?