Chapter 34: Demon Emperor, Wusu
Malik yelled while fluttering in the shit pit, "Zhao Xinghe, I'll fuck your grandma, you wait for Lao Tzu, I'll call my brother-in-law now, you just wait to get out!" ”
Seeing Malik's embarrassed appearance, Zhao Xinghe sneered, "Nima, I'm a master now, Lin He has to stammer me, just your damage, it's not a matter of minutes to beat you." ”
"What's more, dare to eat my brother's tofu, it's tired and crooked? Be your girlfriend, why don't you say be your mother? ”
Zhao Xinghe pointed at Malik's nose and scolded randomly, feeling still not enjoyable, and he couldn't wait to grab a handful of Xiang and call him directly in the face.
Zhao Xinghe turned around, hesitated again, and finally gave up this earth-shattering plan, if he really called him Xiang, he would be disgusting and disgusting for three days.
Seeing Zhao Xinghe's movements, Malik's body that had just climbed out shrank in fright, and he fell in again, and this churning stirred up a large area of.
Vomit!
Rao is Malik's ability to disgust people, and now he is also disgusted by his own body of feces and urine.
"Zhao Xinghe, Su Xiaoxiao, you dog men and women, don't think that I don't know your secrets, you just wait to be exposed, wait to get out, don't even think about getting a penny."
Su Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to go up and kick Malik's face when she saw it, but when she thought that Malik seemed to know her secret, coupled with the environment Malik was in now, well, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but vomit.
Bah!
Zhao Xinghe spat at Malik angrily, and then took Su Xiaoxiao's hand and walked out.
"Sister, what kind of person, this guy is gay, he actually let you be his girlfriend, it's so disgusting!" Zhao Xinghe dragged Su Xiaoxiao away, and at the same time cursed Malik again.
"Oh, no, what did Malik say just now? Dogs men and women? Phew, I can't scold anyone, I can barely be regarded as a dog man, who is that dog girl, hahaha, Xiaoxiao, he really treats you as a woman! Hahaha......"
“……”
Su Xiaoxiao looked at Zhao Xinghe, who was walking in front and holding his hand, and didn't know what to say for a while, but suddenly he felt that his face was hot.
"Hey, Xiaoxiao, why are your hands like a girl's hands, and your skin is so slippery, hey? What are you blushing for? Damn, don't get me wrong, I'm not the Malik, and my brother likes women. ”
Seeing Su Xiaoxiao's face, Zhao Xinghe hurriedly let go of his hand, but a strange feeling quietly occupied Zhao Xinghe's heart, how good it would be if Su Xiaoxiao was a woman.
Phew, what do you think, don't you know if he's a man or a woman?
"Misunderstand your size, then, this is the boy urine you want!" In order to hide her embarrassment, Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly threw the half bottle of urine in her hand to Zhao Xinghe.
Zhao Xinghe was like a treasure, and he happily went to prepare the next treasure to ward off evil spirits.
Su Xiaoxiao didn't have such a good mood to study what Immortal Cave Heaven and Earth was, this day's experience gave her a headache, and her head was big.
The little brother is gone, and Xiao Jie peeked at it, and then let Malik know that Malik really thinks of himself as a woman, and he turns around and chases himself! What a bloody plot this is, protest!!
And this Zhao Xinghe beside him, why did he suddenly become a master?
He even told himself that he knew a monster, a rat spirit! It's the first time I've heard that rats can become sperm, so are the cats critically ill?
There shouldn't be any big problem with Zhao Xinghe's consciousness, why is he confused.
I didn't sleep well last night, and I got up early today, so Su Xiaoxiao was sleepy.
Anyway, there was no need to work this afternoon, and Su Xiaoxiao, who was bored, just lay on the bed and fell asleep.
Just when Su Xiaoxiao was half asleep and half awake, suddenly an extremely enchanting and charming voice sounded in his mind, in fact, the voice could not be completely described as charming, charm should describe a woman's temperament, or body.
But Su Xiaoxiao just listened to the words from that voice, and this word automatically popped out of her mind, charming, enchanting, and should be bewitching.
"Am I still alive? Haha, finally got rid of this catastrophe, hey, a very interesting little girl! ”
The voice sounded, Su Xiaoxiao woke up suddenly, and then found that he was actually in a dark space.
"Who are you?" Su Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously.
"Oh? Can you find me? The power of the Yuan Shen is very strong, it seems to be a good hostel! The voice ignored Su Xiaoxiao, and still muttered to himself.
"My name is Su Xiaoxiao, who are you? Where am I? Su Xiaoxiao didn't have the slightest fear, but instead asked the question she wanted to know clearly.
The voice didn't answer for a long time, as if it didn't exist anymore, but just when Su Xiaoxiao thought that the other party had disappeared, a long sigh came, and Su Xiaoxiao's body was half numb.
What kind of sigh should this be from a woman, it actually makes him feel the urge to hold the other party in his arms and comfort him, well, in fact, it is the most primitive impulse of human beings.
"Huh? You seem to be reacting! Interesting, is Su Xiaoxiao? It's been a long time since I remember this name, but your name is Su Xiaoxiao? Maybe that's my fate! ”
Just when Su Xiaoxiao was half-understanding, the charming voice suddenly giggled, "Giggles, hello little friend, let's get acquainted, maybe we will get along for a long time in the future." ”
"Who are you? What do I play to get along with you? Although Su Xiaoxiao was puzzled, she felt that this woman was not simple, and maybe all the changes that happened in her body were related to her.
"Me? I've been asleep for so long, I don't remember my name anymore, I only remember that my surname is Wu, since your name is Su Xiaoxiao, then I will also touch you with a Su character, and you can call me Wusu in the future. ”
Well, the name is still taken, this is too casual.
But just as Su Xiao was stunned, Wu Su's voice sounded again, "Tut-tut, is this your flesh furnace?" It's too rough, and since we're all one, I'll give you a hand and go get rid of the magazine inside you! ”
Flesh Furnace Ding? Why does Su Xiaoxiao feel that this word is so familiar?
Although Su Xiaoxiao couldn't feel it, his body sleeping on the bed began to undergo some changes, his skin slowly oozing some sour mud, his fingers became a little longer, and his eyelashes also grew a lot......
"You...... What do you mean by the flesh furnace ding! Su Xiaoxiao asked with some trepidation.
"Giggles, let me tell you this, my original body is a black chicken that has been practicing for thousands of years, five hundred years ago, it was attacked by thieves, and its original body was damaged, so I had no choice but to hide in a thousand-year-old original body nine-turn black chicken pill to heal, but I didn't think about it, but I was ...... by you. Hey, that's it, these are my calamities, don't mention it. ”