Chapter 21: Get Away! The old man's cat arm is about to have a seizure!
Surprisingly, when Xia Miaomiao woke up and found that her boyfriend had posted a comparison photo of herself before and after taking a bath to the circle of friends, she was not angry because of it, but the old god was lying on the ground in front of the mobile phone, chewing cat food, while enjoying everyone's comments with relish.
"Well, Hao Qi, I found that your friends have a good eye!"
I will say this because most of the messages on the circle of friends are "cats are so cute", "I really want to raise one", "slap and feed" and the like - to tell the truth, Hao Qi himself didn't realize that there were so many cat slaves lurking in his circle of friends, and as a result, the hidden identities of these guys were blown up.
Of course, what made Xia Miaomiao happiest was not just these messages, but she saw that Hao Qi's parents actually liked the circle of friends he sent...... Well, in Xia Miaomiao's own words, this is the recognition and affirmation of her future father-in-law and mother-in-law for her daughter-in-law!
“…… I think you're probably thinking a little too much. ”
At this time, Hao Qi was still in pain, because after helping Xia Miaomiao take a bath, he knew that the price of taking a bath for a cat was actually a Mao grandfather, which still did not calculate the cost of ear cleaning and dripping, and in this regard, the shopkeeper's sister also told him seriously that this is still because the cat girlfriend is very well-behaved so he charged the lowest price, otherwise, the general cat bath cost will be about 120 yuan to 150 yuan.
The reason why the fee is so expensive is because the shopkeeper never uses props such as washing cat cages or cat bags, which may bring physical harm and psychological trauma to the cat, and even in the process of washing the cat, she will not bring protective rubber gloves, so as not to use the wrong force and make the cat feel even the slightest discomfort.
"Because, cats are very gentle and sensitive little creatures, so as long as you like it wholeheartedly, then, it will also feel your mood and can't bear to hurt you."
Although he said that he trusted the cat so much, Hao Qi still saw the scratches left by the cat on the hands of the shopkeeper's sister, who should have been white and delicate, and this also made him understand why the shopkeeper's sister behaved so nervously when bathing the cat's girlfriend at the beginning.
Because for her, that kind of mood is not so much worried about being hurt by the cat, but rather because she is afraid that the cat will leave a bad impression on the owner who originally loved it after it has done something that hurts others.
What's more, Hao Qi himself has also witnessed the whole process of the shopkeeper's sister helping his girlfriend take a bath, and can clearly feel her tenderness and care for cats.
"Why didn't I think she was as good as you said......"
Originally, Xia Miaomiao, who heard that it would cost 100 yuan to take a bath and calculate how much cat food she could buy with this money, heard her boyfriend praise other girls as rare in the sky and on earth, and suddenly showed a dissatisfied expression.
"Tell me honestly! Do you have bad intentions towards others? ”
"If you have any bad intentions......"
Hao Qi showed an intoxicated expression.
"I want to be plucked out of my ears like that......"
"People who pluck their ears or something!"
The cat that had risen in his heart suddenly jumped to Hao Qi's shoulder, stretched out his paws and slammed them into his ears.
"Are you plucking your ears or trying to pluck out my brains?"
Hao Qi, who was startled by his girlfriend, hurriedly stopped her move.
"What's the solution! People are cats now! ”
Xia Miaomiao, who was justified and strong, tilted her head and thought about it after once again offering this tried-and-true killer sentence, and then stretched out her tongue and licked Hao Qi's ear.
"Hiss......"
The indescribable wonderful experience of being brought through sensitive skin by the barb of the cat's tongue, the sudden touch, made Hao Qi suddenly have goosebumps all over his body.
"Hey...... Sure enough, people are more powerful, right? ”
The cat, who laughed out loud with satisfaction when she saw her boyfriend's performance, didn't plan to give him more sweetness.
"This is a reward for your recent good behavior, if you want...... In the future, I will also give others a good performance! ”
"Yes! My Cat Queen! ”
picked up the cat girlfriend and lifted it high, and then took advantage of her unpreparedness to take a sip of her small mouth, causing the cat to shake her head angrily, Hao Qi can be regarded as calming most of the wonderful emotions that were teased by his girlfriend just now.
"What's wrong with you, Hao Qi?"
Sensing her boyfriend's strange behavior, the cat blinked suspiciously, and then suddenly remembered something and whispered a little shyly.
"Are you...... Would you love to do that? ”
“…… To say that I don't want to be that is false. ”
was made by his girlfriend's cautious tone, but he knew that no matter how restless he was, he couldn't solve it, Hao Qi could only sigh at this time and put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance.
"But who made you a cat now? Anyway, it's okay to endure it. ”
“…… But I've heard that boys get sick if they hold it all the time. ”
"It's not a big deal to hold it all the time...... Solve it yourself! ”
Anyway, haven't you been like this for more than ten years before? Although it's a bit embarrassing to have a girlfriend and have to solve it yourself, it's a bit embarrassing to say it, but it's a special treatment in special circumstances.
Hao Qi ...... You're so nice. ”
The cat snuggled in her boyfriend's arms, rubbed her little face affectionately on him, and suddenly meowed out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
Hao Qi looked at his girlfriend with some puzzlement.
"No...... I just suddenly thought, if I have always been like this, wouldn't you want to practice hard for more than ten years as said on the Internet, and finally practice a callus and a unicorn arm? ”
…… The devil knows what series his girlfriend watches online every day.
"Hmph...... Don't underestimate me. ”
In this regard, Hao Qi laughed, but also did not forget to show his determination.
"I'm not a one-armed hero, I fight left and right or something, I've been self-taught for a long time!"
Then again, Yang Guo can practice his left hand for the little dragon girl for sixteen years, if Xia Miaomiao can't change back, maybe sixteen years later, he Hao Qi can also practice a cat stunt, and achieve the prestige of a generation of god meow heroes.
At that point, it might be another urban legend.
Just as one person and one cat were discussing this strange topic that was actually dirtier than a small train, Xia Miaomiao, who was chewing cat food, suddenly paused, and then jumped off the sofa violently.
"Miao Miao, what's wrong with you?"
Originally, she just thought she wanted to go to the toilet, but immediately, Hao Qi found that his girlfriend was retching violently.