More than five minutes of garbage time has become unusually long. The big hole of 27 points, Yi Yang is not a human horror three, and the fighting spirit of the Green Army substitute has been completely extinguished.

Forgiving and forgiving, the bull's soldiers tacitly gave up the strict defense, and the attack became careless. Until the final whistle, the score was fixed at 119:94.

The players ended this embarrassing torture with relief, and Junzijian and the Big Three refused any media interviews and walked directly into the players' tunnel.

Yi Yang, who shot 30 of 30 from the field, hit 18 three-pointers in a row, and slashed 82 points, 10 assists and 5 rebounds, is undoubtedly the brightest superstar in the game! Of the 119 points scored by the Bulls, at least 106 points came directly or indirectly from Yi Yang.

"It's wonderful! First of all, congratulations on winning the opening game, such a great start in the history of the league, Young, can you tell us how you feel right now? ”

"First of all, I have to thank the mighty Green Army, oh, there is no smack of contempt in my words. It was their tight defense that inspired me to defy the sky. Maybe it's half a year away from the pitch that makes me even more excited, but in today's game, God told me, despite the crazy throwing, scoring goals is something he's worried about. ”

"Hehe, thank you for your humor. What are your thoughts on the performance of your opponents and team-mates? In the garbage time of the last quarter, you hit 4 ultra-long-range three-pointers in 33 seconds, is that also the tactic that Coach Rose arranged for you? Don't tell everyone, those 4 balls are also blinded? ”

"There is no doubt about the strength of the Green Army, it is common for games to have upsets, so we can only say that we were lucky today. If it weren't for Kiyan and Tao, and without the cover of my teammates, I wouldn't have been able to win this game alone. ”

"Everyone has also seen that the overall strengthening and upgrading of the team has greatly improved the bad situation of our internal and external lines. The depth of the rotating squad, the manager's timely and accurate tactics, combined with the enthusiasm of the fans in attendance, were also among the factors that contributed to the victory. ”

"Those four magic goals weren't arranged by Rose. But, you know, Mr. Ross is a cautious man, and he said to me, man, you can still score as much as you can in a minute, or I won't let you break your leg. ”

"So, I just threw them, and luckily, they all flew into the basket. I don't know what happened to me at that moment, but I feel crazy when I think about it now, and it's amazing! Maybe I'll never see such a bastard's goal again in my life. ”

In the face of Yi Yang's vague and ambiguous explanation, the reporters at the press conference were obviously not satisfied. Depend on! Meng's? One or two also said in the past, even in Mongolia 4 about 66 feet of ultra-long three points, you kid is too good at Meng!

"Yi, don't you think that garbage time is still brushing points, which is simply the biggest insult and disrespect for the Celtics? Are you hiding something from everyone? Such a perverted hit, it's unbelievable! ”

"Man, that's not called scoring. On the contrary, it is the best respect for the Green Army. We've been kicked in the ass by them all the time, and God knows if these powerful guys will come back and win. To be honest, even I can't believe my performance today. ”

The young man's explanation made everyone in the room happy, this damn Chinese guy is so fucking good at talking.

"You also admit that the Green Army is strong, and you are also worried about the emergence of a reversal, so the four seemingly random three-pointers in the final quarter are obviously not unintentional and willful. In other words, you are sure enough in your heart, so it is not blinded at all! You've got enough strength to make a hit, aren't you? ”

it! Who is it? The logical response is so awesome? went around in a big circle and set up his own bottom fine!

"Oh! Man, it's a bit of a waste for you not to be a lawyer! What you said is indeed the truth, and I am almost speechless! Nineteen points ahead, God said that it can be entered, of course I have to vote, whether I am sure I don't know, after the shot a strong premonition tells me that it is in! Then I voted for the second and the third ......"

That's the way it is, so you have to ask Mr. Jehovah about scoring goals. Now no one is guarding me, you let me try again, I dare to say I can't do it, do you believe it? ”

I believe in your father's egg! God took it out, I fucking asked who's going.

"Young, rumor has it that you learned a very powerful kung fu in the offseason, does this eye-popping performance have anything to do with it?"

"Well, there's some truth. China is an ancient civilization with a long history, and I have indeed learned a kind of kung fu, which is still very helpful in improving our physique, and I will show it to you if I have the chance. I'm sorry, but I won't be revealing any details. ”

"Don't interview me, let me be a quiet supporting role, all the aura has been robbed by this kid, I'm just accompanying him to brush his face."

When the reporter's microphone swarmed in front of little Anthony, Kiyan made a serious joke.

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After dealing with the endless media, I just returned to the locker room, and the congratulations and cross-examinations of my teammates were overwhelming.

"Man, you've been amazing today. Coach Ross rewards you with a bathroom boo, but don't lose your pee. ”

"Young, what kung fu have you learned, what is your name, can you teach us?"

"Boss, did you learn it in Shaolin Temple? I know a coach at the Tagou Martial Arts School in Songshan, China, called Master ***, do you know him? ”

"Young, do we have to go out for a drink today, I'm very familiar with the bars in Chicago, Kiyan has a treat, you pay for it!"

If time could be turned back, those four shocking shots, Yi Yang would not choose to kill again. To tell the truth, these ultra-long shots were indeed improvised and deliberate by Yi Yang, obviously lucky, eighty percent of the confidence, and actually hit all of them.

This time, even the alliance began to wonder if he had taken the drug, and made an exception to wait for a free urine test for himself.

"If your performance satisfies me, I don't mind teaching this kung fu a thing or two, Tagou Martial Academy? Hehe, that's just the place where you like your purse, and with that dollar, it's more effective to give it to me! ”

"Fuck, did Anthony just ask for a treat? Is the boss's wine something you can drink, there's a kind of coming at me, tonight at the Blue Star Bar, all of them, if my Tom frowns, it's all a bitch! ”

"Get out of here, it was just a joke on me, you dare to come out and be embarrassed with the few dollars in your hand, what a big shit! Don't rob me of anyone, eat, drink and have fun for a while, who doesn't go I'll be in a hurry with him!"

"Idol, I'll hold your night pot for you, get out of the way! I don't know if the boss has the most playing time in today's game? One by one, they are like cerebral thrombosis patients! ”

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