Chapter 806 Can't wait for a red card
In the exclamation of all the fans, Rooney faced the goalkeeper and easily pushed it into the net, rewriting the score to 7:0.
The little fat man is not as capable as Vardy, but he is also one of the top strikers in football, how can he let go of such a one-man opportunity?
After the goal, Rooney followed Vardy's example, spreading his arms and soaring into the wind, the excitement and pride on his face could not be hidden.
However, before the little fat man could be more than a little bit older, he was pressed under his teammates who rushed over to celebrate together, rubbing it repeatedly, and his excitement and pride turned directly into confusion and screams.
Vardy covered his mouth and snickered, he didn't dare to use such a forced way of celebrating, and the dead fat man also died by himself.
England fans are already crazy with excitement, is this score really going for double digits?
Even if Vardy is full of firepower, Rooney will also break out, otherwise England will simply score five goals with one person and directly push the number of goals to double digits, which is called a beautiful scenery.
It's a bit difficult for Rooney to accomplish this goal himself, it depends on whether Vardy is willing to assist his little friend, isn't that how Rooney's two goals came about!
When Rooney finally got up, he hugged Vardy, and whispered in Vardy's ear: "Let me have a hat trick, and I'll let you do a hat trick on a woman when I go back!" ”
Vardy's face was instantly full of black lines, are you insulting me?
How could I possibly score a hat-trick?
Why do you want a spring breeze of ten degrees!
Just rush this, and you don't even think about hat-tricks!
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Now there are 30 minutes left before the end of the game, England leads the baton 7-0, and at the same time the baton has to play one less, this game, everyone feels that if the final score is not in double digits, it is sorry for everyone's expectations.
The sticks feel as if life is worse than death, this torment, like digging out the heart and exposing it to the sun, the painful burning, tearing the heart and lungs.
There are still 30 minutes left in the game, how do you persevere?
Do you really want to be beaten with a humiliating score of double digits and mercilessly ridiculed by countless people?
Turning his head to look at the manager on the sidelines, he found that the coach had returned to the bench disappointed, indifferent.
Gritting their teeth, the sticks made a difficult decision.
Rather than being slowly ravaged to death by England here, it is better to choose a more vigorous way to die ———— blow yourself up!
Football rules stipulate that when there are fewer than seven players on the field, the match will be automatically stopped, and even if this rule is applied rarely, it is not forgotten by everyone.
If the score is less than 3:0, it will be calculated as 3:0, and if the score exceeds 3:0, it will be calculated according to the actual score.
If they had stopped the game with fewer than seven players on the pitch now, the score would have been fixed at 7-0.
Although 7-0 is also a shameful scoreline, at least it did not break the record for the largest defeat in the knockout stage of the World Cup, and they do not need to be recorded in history as the most humiliating one.
Since it's no longer possible, why not choose this more dignified way to die!
Gritting his teeth to make a decision, the expressions on the faces of the sticks were much relieved, but there was a more obvious sense of tragedy and humiliation.
Yes, England has forced them to blow themselves up, how can they not be humiliated!
Having made up their minds, the sticks made each other a color, received encouragement from their companions, and became more resolute.
Next, during an attack by England, a midfielder of the stick unabashedly tackled Gerrard with an extremely bad action, and his hideous expression fully illustrated his inner unpeace.
Anyway, we don't want to be good, so let's all die together!
Beckham was tackled to the ground with the exclamations of the England fans, but fortunately he was on guard, and although he fell badly, he was not tackled.
Needless to say, amid the boos, the stick defender was sent off by the referee with a red card.
Obviously, the bats are no longer going to play well, and there is no need for the referees to continue to maintain it.
And in the next attack, another baseball player defended the law and also used a bad foul to knock over the English player.
But what's interesting is that the baseman has already turned around and is ready to get off the field, but he didn't expect the referee to give him a yellow card, and he was a little confused.
However, the player soon reacted, rushed to the referee and protested loudly, with fierce words and gestures.
The referee won't get used to his mistakes and let him get out of the way with a red card.
I thought that the baseman players would be more dissatisfied with the protest, but I didn't expect that as soon as the red card came out, the stick turned around and went off the field, which made the referee confused.
The boos kept ringing, the England fans were booing, the baseball fans were booing, and it was a complete mess.
The sticks' performance is so abnormal, they are simply taking the initiative to apply for a red card, what is going on?
“1、2、3.....7、8。 Counting the goalkeepers, there are still 8 people on the stick field! ”
Vardy counted the number of people on the club, and in a flash of inspiration, he knew what the stick was up to.
These bastards actually want to end the game early?
Nima, what a calculation!
Sure enough, he is a despicable and shameless person, and he actually wants to use this way to escape an even more humiliating defeat.
Vardy almost laughed out of breath.
No way!
How can it be so cheap for you?
If you don't play a double-digit scoreline, no one wants to end the game!
Maybe his team-mates didn't react, but Vardy didn't have time to explain.
In front of him, don't think about doing this!
Next, before the stick took the initiative to be sent off by two people, he had to score three more goals, this task is difficult, after all, one person takes the initiative to apply for the game, and no one can stop it.
But Vardy never gives up easily, as if he were chasing a win, and never stops.
England's free kick, this time Vardy ignored Rooney's eyebrows, standing on the field, when the referee blew a whistle, Vardy suddenly started to run, and kicked the ball hard, the ball was like a cannon popping out and boring, bursting and whistling towards the stick goal, in everyone's incredible eyes, directly blasted the stick goal.
8:0
Jamie Vardy's sixth goal!
Amid the cheers, Vardy narrowed his eyes slightly, keeping his eyes off the South Korean goal.
And two more balls!
Be sure to catch up!
At this time, there was no trace of life in the eyes of the sticks who had been loveless, as if they had been drained of their souls and completely turned into corpses, without souls, without thoughts, and without joys and sorrows, Vardy's goal had completely made them lose all their thinking.
For a long time, until the referee urged them to kick off as soon as possible, they were still confused.
Suddenly, they were in good spirits.
There's still a chance!
Send two more offs and the game is over!
Never give England another chance to score!
Give me a red card!
I can't wait!