Chapter 028: Trouble
Su Chang wanted to cry, and wanted to cry.
There are very right reasons to want to cry, the first one is because three days and seventy-two hours have passed, and he can finally stop having diarrhea.
The second reason is because he is cheap, and he has nothing to think about the problem of evolution and degradation? What does it have to do with him? Haven't you had anything to do with snakes?
Well, now that the mission is here, I really want to cry.
Bite!!
【Mission of the Month: Atavistic Evolution】
Quest Hint: The tail is useful in mobs, but humans have lost it. The host needs to re-possess the human tail, even if it's just a fake one, say...... Snake (Live)
Reward: +1/100 nerve points
Failure Penalty: Tail grows
Mission time: 1 week
How do you turn a live snake into the shape of a tail? The only way Su Chang could imagine was ...... Stuff it in.
But since the "yellow eel" incident broke on the Internet, I'm afraid no one will accept this method.
How do I complete the task? It's a problem.
Su Chang came to the balcony early this morning, and the tourists were used to this Dr. Shen occupying the balcony, so there was no surprise.
Looking at the patients in the audience, Su Chang was ruthless, if no one is willing to accept it, he is not a dead friend...... Then let's not cooperate non-violently.
Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Su Chang slowly put down the bag in his hand and shouted, "Who will come first?" ”
The voice echoed in the mountains, but no one dared to come to the stage, after all, no one wants to be the first to be a guinea pig to thunder others.
Because...... Everyone found that the bag Su Chang was holding this time was different, two days ago it was a transparent plastic bag, which was filled with crystal clear glass balls.
Today, it is in a sack, and there is still movement in it, and at a glance you know that it is a living thing, and no one dares to come up to see a doctor.
You drag me and I drag it, anyway, it's not me who is sick, there are no other doctors on this Huashan, just rely on these guys who are not in good health, but everything is OK if there is a sick person.
Su Chang was not in a hurry at all, and looked at them quietly.
The patients below are not so calm, they are not unemployed vagrants like Su Chang, most of them are busy with work and ask for leave, and there is no time to waste.
However, at this time, the unexpected happened.
In the distance, the rib man stuffed with popsicles yesterday climbed up from the mountains with a group of big men with big arms and round waists, all of them were fierce and evil, and they were here to do something.
Su Chang calmly opened the visitation and looked at them, the rib man's illness had been cured, and the thirteen big men who went up the mountain each carried a murder weapon in their arms, saying that they were here to thank the doctor, but no one believed it.
It's really sleepy and someone comes to deliver a pillow, this wave of nerves is closed!!
"It's him, this liar pretended to be a miracle doctor to see a doctor, he saw me yesterday, and I was admitted to the hospital that night!"
Everyone saw that this group of people was fierce and vicious, so they gave way, and the rib man came up and pointed at Su Chang and framed him.
The leader is a tattooed man, who is extremely ugly.
It's not that Su Chang has any prejudices about tattoos, but if you get tattoos, why do you want to tattoo them on your face? Afraid of tattoos on the body wearing clothes that others can't see?
"It's your kid who treats my brother and sees him bad, you say, what's going on?" The tattooed man showed the wooden stick on his hand, and the meaning of intimidation was nothing more than this.
Su Chang looked into the distance quietly, and saw that the agent who was monitoring him by the state didn't care, so he understood what they meant, which was also exactly what he wanted.
"Lao Tzu is talking to you, don't talk to Lao Tzu ......"
Click!!
Su Chang put his hands forward, first broke the tattooed man's wooden stick, and then grabbed the tattooed man's head with one claw and pressed it to the ground.
Boom!!
The hard skull came into close contact with the stone-made balcony, which unfortunately was solid, while the tattooed man's skull was far less hard inside.
In less than two seconds, one of them had already fallen first, and the rest of the people who came to find trouble couldn't help but dare not make a move, but were stunned.
Seeing that things were not good, the rib man quickly stepped back and rushed into the crowd, quietly watching the change in the situation.
Su Chang sat on the tattooed man's head unhurriedly, glanced at the agent who still hadn't shown up, and beckoned to them, "Who sent you here?" ”
A group of strong men were dumbfounded this time, why didn't this guy play cards according to common sense, and at least he should shout the word "" before hitting someone, right?
The leader has been defeated, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, no one is qualified to be the master.
"Alas! Never mind! ”
If you ask them, these dumb people can't ask if they're ugly, so let's be happy.
"What are you going to do?"
I saw Su Chang pounce on them with both hands and pounce towards them in a prismatic motion, like a lion killing a flock of sheep, although each of the sheep was holding a control knife.
Pinstep! The next three left-handed hands!!
Su Chang's punch speed was extremely fast, almost like a fist shadow.
Seeing this, the strong men had to do it, and one person dared to beat a group of them? All of them showed their fellows, most of them were holding wooden sticks, and only a few dared to stab them with knives.
"Ah......h
In the stall room, Su Chang restrained one person and unloaded his shoulder blades.
Holding it down with both hands, he actually picked up a big living person as a weapon.
This scene can't help but look stupid to everyone, what is the concept of being able to hold a 170-pound living person in his hand like a stick?
Ordinary people can hold hundreds of pounds of objects, but it is difficult to lift them above their heads, let alone hundreds of pounds of objects to play with.
According to this standard of simple measurement, doesn't it mean that his strength is at least a thousand catties?
Modern people's physical fitness is extremely poor, and there are very few people who can meet the standards of ordinary people in the nervous system.
Even if the group of big men in front of them, don't look at their big shoulders and round waists, according to the standards of the nervous system, they can't reach twice as much as the ordinary human system.
However, Su Chang's physique is three times that of ordinary people is not as simple as one plus one, nor is it a simple conversion of strength, ordinary people can lift one hundred and fifty catties, and he can lift four hundred and fifty catties.
The growth of the physique increases exponentially, and the degree of terror also increases exponentially.
For a while, this group of strong men messed up with themselves, and they were smashed by their own people and cried for their fathers and mothers.
Su Chang's weapon is their people, and of course they can't hurt their own people.
If you don't hurt your own people, you will be hurt by your own people, and it is not pleasant to be smashed by a big living person of more than 170 catties, and more importantly, they have been scared by Su Chang......
The most uncomfortable thing is to be played by Su Chang with that buddy, he vomits when he smashes, and he faints when he spits and spits out, but he will be woken up when he is dizzy, after all, every time he smashes a person, he doesn't feel good.
Boom!!
Su Chang threw this guy as a cannonball to the last person who could still stand, and at this time, the remnants of the army that were already all over the ground were defeated, and the frightened audience not far away......